It's a Disaster Page #6
- Gracias.
Wait. What did you
just say?
- Gracias.
- No, you said you remember...
Singing in the shower here
to "Louie Louie" once.
- Yeah.
- When?
- What?
- When did you take a shower here?
It was a long time ago.
No, I'm sorry. Let me
rephrase the question, Lexi.
Why did you take a shower here?
Pete? You want to help Lexi
out with this question?
Okay, guys, we cannot turn
That's exactly what
the enemy wants.
I'm in agreement.
What's everybody doing... is that a radio?
Have you tried it?
EMMA:
Not yet. Why not?'cause I just found out...
That my husband
is f***ing my best friend.
Best friend?
Okay, let's put a pin in
that for now, why don't we,
And find out if this works
and if we're gonna live or d...
(RADIO CLICKS ON, STATIC)
Oh, thank god it works.
(STATIC CONTINUES)
(STATIC)
WOMAN:
One, seven, nine, one,
One, eight, eight, two...
It's like lost.
Shh!
...Emergency broadcast system.
Please stay in your homes
as first responders...
Address the areas within
the initial blast zone.
This is not... this is real.
(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
...United states air force,
five, five, zero.
Please stay in your homes
and take proper precautions.
Depending on your distance to the
blast radius and toxicity levels...
(GASPS, INHALES)
First responders...
Tracy, you're a first responder.
Shouldn't you go?... Four to five days.
I... (SCOFFS)
I'm not on call today.
We need to get
the f*** outta here.
What part of "stay in your
homes" do you not understand?
This isn't my home.
We can take up the semantics of
possessive pronouns next week.
First of all, we don't even know
if that signal was from our side.
Four to five days. Do you
know how long that is?
Yes.
If we stay in here
for four to five days,
We are giving everyone
else a head start...
To go out and form motorcycle
gangs, loot and pillage.
All the good canned goods
and shotguns.
We're gonna go out. All we're gonna find
is refried beans and motor scooters.
Oh, shut up.
HEDY:
Hey!Can I have some scotch?
Ab... absolutely, Hedy.
Help yourself.
Hedy.
(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
Hedy, Hedy, Hedy.
Okay, we need to make a plan.
A plan?
Yeah, yeah.
Me and you... that's all
that matters right now.
Tracy could be an asset
'cause she's a doctor.
And maybe Buck knows
how to work a rifle.
But I don't know if that's just some
mental association I'm making...
Because his name is Buck.
Do have a rifle? No, no.
We're gonna get one.
There's a guns-and-ammo store down
at Duvall Street right by the toby.
Oh, yeah. I love that place. I know.
I know. It's great.
Right now, we need to make a break for
the car and hightail it outta here.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go get a drink.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
That's my plan.
Drink plenty of water. Get as much
water as you can, babe. All right?
Oh, God.
Hey. Look who's
up and at 'em.
I'm just closing up the
vents so we don't die.
You know, I actually
used to work...
At an air-conditioning
place in high school.
And get this. The guy who ran
(CHUCKLING)
A.C. Ran and A.C. Shop.
Do you think that when we die,
We have to wear the clothes we
died in for all of eternity?
No way. I bet we get those
kickin' white robes...
Like you see
in the old cartoons.
I look awful in white.
Maybe Emma would let me
borrow some sweats.
I bet you get
a sweet-ass harp too.
(SIRENS CONTINUE, LOUDER)
Hmm.
(LAUGHS)
Do you have any idea
how many human beings...
Are estimated to have
lived and died on earth...
Throughout all of time?
I have absolutely no idea.
106 billion.
Wow.
Yeah. So what you're saying
is that when we die,
We're going to a place
where 106 billion people...
Are sitting around
playing the harp.
That would be really
f***ing annoying.
Well, maybe heaven is what
you make it in your mind.
No.
( COUNTRY ROCK)
- Can I come in?
- No.
I don't.
Please, can I come in? No.
It didn't mean
anything, Emmers.
It happened after we'd already decided
to go through with the divorce.
- I thought it was over.
- It is over.
And it doesn't make it okay.
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING
IN DISTANCE)
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
(GLASS RATTLING)
SHANE:
I can't see anything.It's probably helicopters.
Yeah, but are they
ours or theirs?
We still don't even
know who "they" is.
They "are"?
(SCOFFS) They "is."
They are.
F*** this.
No, no, no! Shane!
- You guys, don't even try to stop me.
- No! No!
I got him! I wanna see
what's out there.
Curiosity
killed the cat, Shane!
And in this case, the cat died a slow and
painful death from radiation poisoning.
(KNOCKING)
WOMAN:
Hello?- Gordon and jenny.
- Jenny and Gordon.
Oh!
(GASPS) Oh, sh*t.
They look terrible.
I like jenny's jacket though.
Hey, jenny!
I like your jacket!
Thanks. Hey, uh,
could you guys let us in?
What's going on out there?
It's bad.
It's real bad.
Can you be more specific?
(EXHALES) I've seen things.
Could you maybe name one thing?
(COUGHING) Look, Gordon
isn't doing so well.
Do you think you could
let us in, please?
Um, actually we can't...
'cause we already
duct-taped the door.
Well, can't you
just re-tape it?
But if we let you guys in,
you'll infect us all, so...
I'm a doctor. I don't
make this sh*t up.
(COUGHING) We're not
gonna last out here.
to show up to things on time.
- Huh?
- Is that what this is about?
Every brunch, jenny.
Every brunch.
It's just really inconsiderate.
We really tried to make it here on time.
No, you didn't.
You didn't think
about punctuality...
Or how it affects
other people's lives.
Some people make dishes
that are hot...
And meant to be served...
At the designated
eating time agreed upon.
thing with Claudio, aren't you?
Let's not rehash
old wounds, jenny.
You've got much bigger
problems now.
It was new year's eve, Tracy.
It just happened.
Who... who is Claudio?
(THUD, GROAN)
Open the door, Tracy. Tracy!
Okay, bye now.
That was some cold sh*t, Tracy.
Yeah.
Was it? I thought
it was kind of harsh.
No. It's us or them.
cellular deterioration,
The toxicity level must be
pretty dense and fast acting.
But radiation usually
takes weeks to...
It's not radiation.
The emergency broadcast
said V.X.
As in V.X. Nerve gas.
As in...
The most toxic chemical weapon
ever synthesized.
(CRUNCHING)
That's not good, is it?
No. It's not good.
SHANE:
Holy sh*t.That's the stuff from Iraq.
Well, babe, what
does this mean for us?
It means we're
all gonna be dead...
In, like, three hours.
What'd I miss?
(JETS ROARING OVERHEAD)
( ROCK, MUFFLED)
Jesus, how many times have
we been in this position?
Terrorist attack?
We don't know it's terrorists.
Yeah, well, I'll take
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