It's a Wonderful Afterlife Page #2
It's real to us.
POSTMAN:
Morning.Oi, post wallah, look.
Mr Postman, look at us.
DOG BARKS:
Milo!
What's wrong? You look bothered.
Are your son and my Ari
raising your blood pressure?
about me today?
Did you dye your hair?
after they die?
Willesden.
Huh?
The Jewish cemetery.
It's lovely, all green and peaceful.
Milo!
No, I mean your spirit. Your soul.
Oh, that. Nothing.
When you're dead you're dead.
That's sad.
At least we have reincarnation.
You see, we have reincarnation.
Everybody is reborn.
What, everyone?
If you're good in this life,
you come back again next time
as something good,
like a holy person.
But if you're bad then you come back
as something bad, like a cockroach.
So if we're dead
why are we still here?
Why haven't we been reincarnated?
I have no idea.
Maybe you all did very bad things
in your life
so you're off the scale.
But what about the bad you've done?
What's going to happen to you?
You know I'm a vegetarian. Why
stab me with chicken tikka kebab?
Why not panir?
Listen, panji, I was not bad
to your daughter.
Why did you kill me?
He was the one who said
she was not suitable.
He pushed his sister
to break off the engagement.
MUFFLED:
Of course you did.
will never need a mattress.
MUFFLED:
LAUGHS:
Mattress!
ALL YELP:
OK.
That's not right.
SINGS BADLY:
# I'm losing my way# And I'm trying to discover
my sou-ou-ou-ou-oul... #
a song about death.
No, no, I don't forget
when it comes to my children.
That's my mum. She's got guests.
That means she's cooking.
I've got the munchies.
You said that to me.
You think I don't remember?
You think it doesn't hurt
her mother?
It doesn't break her heart
to hear such things.
Perhaps next time you'll think about
her hurt and her pain.
AMERICAN TV VOICEOVER:
'From an early age, John Edward
'displayed remarkable
psychic abilities.
'Predictions and premonitions
he couldn't explain.
'At 15, a reading by a psychic
changed his life.
'John was told
what millions have witnessed.
'He can reunite people
in the physical world
'with those who have crossed over.'
This guy's a scam artist. He can't
help us. We need professional help.
'He's telling me to tell you
'about hiding in
the back right-hand corner."
'Would you go back there and hide?
Yeah.'
It's very emotional
when he contacts the dead relatives.
Especially a wife
whose husband died young.
Hi, Mum.
Hi, Aunty.
Linda, beti.
Namaste, Aunty.
Oh, you've come. Come, come.
If her daughter had that body
we wouldn't be in this problem.
MUFFLED:
I'm totally transformed.
I am no longer Linda.
I am Gitali.
Huh?
It means "melodious one".
It also means you've lost the plot.
You went to India
and changed your name?
Aunty, I met a wonderful
numerologist in Ritikesh.
He said "L" is very bad
for my date of birth.
It's been the "L" in Linda
that has been blocking me in love.
He said if I changed my name
to begin with "G"
it would be very lucky for me.
Hence Gitali.
She may be cracked,
but what a figure.
This is very strange.
What is?
The room. It's vibrating.
It's just the bulb going.
It's haunted.
Don't be daft. This is Ealing.
There are spirits present.
Spirits? What are you on about?
You know I've always been psychic,
right?
While I was at the ashram, my guru
taught me how to harness my gift.
And now I can feel everything.
She has a gift.
She can sense us.
Ooh.
Well, let's see if she can
sense this.
SINGS:
It's very creepy.
It's like cheap cologne.
Ask her why we're still here.
Why are these spirits here, Linda?
It's Gitali.
I feel, Aunty,
it's to do with the murders.
See, she will find you out.
What are you trying to say?
When someone is murdered
their spirit is unleashed.
It's not easy for them to move on
so they hang about.
ALL:
For how long?Sometimes their souls aren't ready
for the next life.
MUFFLED:
How much time before we rot away
and disappear completely? Ask her.
What has to happen
for them to move on?
Some believe that
souls of the murdered
can only be reincarnated
once the murderer is dead.
Oh, God help us.
I need a large G and T.
And so do you.
Can you not feel that?
So...
do you want to hear my big news?
Apart from your brain transplant
with an Indian shaman?
Listen, do you remember
before I went I had a feeling
that I'd find my guy on this trip?
Oh, my God.
You haven't gone and fallen
for a native, have you, Linda?
It's Gitali.
When I was at the ashram,
feelings for this one guy.
My guru said that I should follow
my feelings because guess what?
Enlighten me.
My guru thinks I've been married
to him for five past lives.
My numerologist gave me his initials
before I'd even met him.
What?!
GIGGLES HELPLESSLY
Just saying.
Oh, sorry.
It's all right.
OK. What's his name, then?
Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.
Mercy!
He's not from some backwater
remote hillside village, is he?
Actually, he's from Gerrards Cross.
DOORBELL RINGS:
Googly.
Namaste, Aunty.
Come in.
Thank you.
I hope I haven't come at a bad time.
Nonsense. You're always welcome.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Don't really know many people
in London yet.
This is your home. Come, sit.
Thank you.
Your necklace is caught, Aunty.
Thank you, beta.
It was a gift from my husband
on our wedding day.
So, what about you, then?
Erm... Nothing.
Come on, you've got
to get yourself back out there.
I know. It's only been six months.
Tej is your past.
And "T" and "R", hopeless together.
Wish I'd known that then.
So who is good for "R"?
"D". Or "R" itself.
"D" for desperate.
And "R" for really desperate.
Stop it. Be positive.
And do you think I'd do
my own love chart and not yours?
Oh, it's good to have you back.
It's good to be back.
He's very handsome.
Too handsome.
He's way out of moto's league.
Nice and tall.
But a little...dark, no?
Must be from south.
They have very bad table manners.
Anything wrong, Aunty?
No, I just remembered that I forgot
to get the green chillies.
You must stay for dinner.
I hope you're hungry.
Hi, Mum.
Look who's here.
Hey, Googs.
Hey.
This is my old mate Linda.
Pleasure to meet you.
Please, call me Raj. No-one has
called me Googly for years.
Ah, Raj.
Oh.
I'm Gitali. It's my rebirth name.
Hello, it's only me.
Here it is, love.
Eggless cake you like so much.
You shouldn't have.
Thank you so much.
from Kent. He's a police officer.
Very good. We need a lot
of protection around here.
You have no idea.
So, Raj, are you here...
He is so gorgeous.
Oh, I know.
And?
when they first came to England.
I used to go blackberry picking
with him along the canal
when we were kids.
I've seen him in his underpants.
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