It's Us Page #6

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I know I'm f***ed up.

I know I'm f***ed up.

I know I'm f***ed up.

Please.

Baby, don't tell.

Sure some people meet

Hear too much

But, baby

Don't tell our friends

About me

Babe...

F*** you.

Come here.

I don't give a f***.

Like people f***ing play like...

Like they are playing f***ing

fantasy football.

I don't give a f***.

I wanna be here dude.

Dude, I wanna be here.

F*** you. F*** you.

F*** you. F*** you.

'Cause you f***ing made me

do this, beer.

What?

What?

What?

What?

Talk about sleeping around...

With a dog...

With a dog...

- What's up, dude?

- Hey, man, what's up?

Nothing.

-Here. See if we have a way

to open that. Open it up.

-Okay.

Yeah, honey. Yeah!

- You dropped it.

- I got it.

Oh, man.

- That's a f***ing chest.

- Yeah.

Don't tell anybody.

About the Missy river beer cage?

-Yeah.

-Who the f***

am I gonna tell?

I don't know. It's just...

I just... This is my spot.

Okay, dude...

I am not gonna...

No, I know, I know.

No, that'd be crazy

Yeah.

You think I could have a job

as a bartender?

Have you ever worked behind

a bar before?

No.

Sure.

Cool.

- Thanks.

- Yeah.

You don't wanna do that though?

Yeah, just for now.

Okay.

Yeah.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Small town life.

So, look around. Look,

there's water,

the sun is shining on the water,

there's a covered bridge.

There's a barn, it's decaying,

the exact, perfect

Vermont-y way.

- Amazing, right?

- It is. It's so pretty.

- That's convincing.

- Right.

It's great. I don't know why

I can't, why anyone can't just

appreciate the moment.

Well, maybe it's

because you're 28?

- I'm 32.

- Oh, I like you much more now.

Thanks. No, it's just,

I came here to relax.

I came here to just take

a breather for a minute

and just stop and...

Now all I'm worrying about

is just everything.

Like I'm just worried. I'm

worried that tomorrow something

terrible is going to happen.

I just feel like everything's

just going to fall apart.

I remember when I was 29,

I spent the whole year

obsessing about turning 30.

The whole year? That's all

I thought about?

And when the day came,

and I turned 30, it was like,

Oh, I'm 30.

I wasted a whole year.

I mean, kids? F***!

I don't even know if I've begun

to start loving myself.

I think I'm right there,

but I can't,

I can't live for other people.

I can't do that.

Kids give you someone

to lash out at.

Aging is the antidote.

There'll come a time when you

just cannot be miserable.

-You can't afford

to be miserable.

-I hope you're right.

You know,

I'm in my thirties now

and I've...

I'm starting over and I've

dragged the guy who has...

Who had a career and I

-brought him right down with me.

-Oh, you did not drag a guy

down with you.

Well, I don't know,

maybe you did.

You guys came here for the

geographic marital fix, right?

You had a couple of months

out of that, maybe?

You're young,

you don't have kids.

Yeah, you could.

Oh, no.

That's not... We don't...

I don't... That's not...

So it's not really cocktail

country up here.

It's pretty much beer, wine.

- Occasional martini. Okay.

- Okay, I'll learn.

- What?

- Nothing.

- Right on.

- Okay.

- You good?

- Yeah, I'm good.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Jerry... There he is.

- Hi.

Oh, you look like you don't care

about me. I like it.

- How're you? I'm good.

- How're you? Good.

I guess the honeymoon's

over, buddy.

- How did he do?

- He's the best.

- Yeah, he's okay.

- How was your trip?

- It was pretty gross.

- I get it.

How's the transition going?

- It's, er, good.

- It's... Yeah.

You guys didn't

kill each other,

so that's a plus, right?

- What does that mean?

- No.

No. Just that, you guys,

you know, it's difficult

when you go

from one extreme to this.

Well, yeah. Yeah. Obviously.

What did you mean, though,

by that we haven't killed

each other yet?

I shouldn't. That...

Come on. Just say it. 'Cause I

need a little perspective.

You guys are great.

- But?

- You're passionate.

Passionate? You make it sound

like it's a bad thing.

I don't know. You guys,

I mean, I'm probably

putting these feelings out

by myself because I don't

have a choice,

but you guys are f***ing crazy.

You're not crazy,

but it's crazy.

You guys together, which then

makes me feel like it's...

more than okay to be alone,

That is f***ing terrible

to say to someone and that's

not what I meant.

This is...

I was talking about myself.

-It's fine, it's fine.

-I'm so f***ing hungover

right now.

F***! My buddy

left his wallet in my truck.

I should probably

bring it over to him.

Yeah.

That...

- Don't take that way...

- No. God, no, no.

Okay. Sorry.

- Great, that's hurtful.

I guess he is gonna...

-Yeah, no...

- stick around

for a little while.

-I'll pick him up in like

a half an hour.

-No, he's fine.

He's fine here.

-I didn't, I didn't...

-Don't even, I'm not...

Didn't even...

Hey, guys.

How're we doing?

- Fine, thanks.

- Good, how are you?

I'm actually all right.

Thanks for asking.

-What can I get you?

-You don't have a white

Bordeaux. Do you?

I do.

Funny you should say.

I've been super

in mineral-y whites.

-I'll have an old fashioned.

-Right. Have you had

the Double Sunshine?

- I don't know what that is.

- It's a beer.

But, I gotta be honest,

it's much more than that.

It's a game changer.

That's for sure.

I'm not in the mood for a beer,

so I'll just stick with the...

Oh, it's more than a beer,

though. That's what I'm saying.

It's more than a beer.

It's made just down here.

Just down yonder in town.

I'm gonna give you a taste.

It's actually on me. This

is what you're gonna have.

'Cause you're gonna love it.

You're gonna f***ing love it.

Anyway, so,

yeah, we actually tried

to sign him a few weeks ago.

One of his reps

just happens to split.

That seems crazy.

Yeah, I know. You don't leave

once your guy has got heat.

The buzz was that

he was too tall to be a star.

But, I know he's got

the f***ing goods.

For us it kinda works 'cause we

don't really rep lot of actors,

it's mainly athletes.

I think he can put asses

on the seats for sure.

Okay.

Who put you up to this?

No, it's good.

It's funny.

Was it Donny? It had to have

been Donny. Who f***ing

else would it be?

He knew you guys were coming out

here. But how would he know that

I work here?

F***ing d*cks.

It's funny. It's a good bet.

The jig's up.

What's he talking about?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Okay, 'cause you are talking

about Dave.

You're talking about my guy.

And here's the thing, dipshit.

It's not that he's too tall

to be a star.

'Cause he is a star because

I made him a star.

He's too tall to be a superstar.

The T Cruises, the Brad Pitts.

I just started to f***ing accept

this whole...

Buddy, I don't know

what the hell

is happening here, but...

Dude, please. Honestly, I know

you came up here to look

at the leaves. So just enjoy it.

Drink a Craft Beer.

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