It's Us Page #7

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I didn't mean to upset you.

Upset me? You think I'm f***ing

upset? You think this is upset?

You think I feel threatened?

You think I feel threatened

because I'm pouring you drinks

and talking about f***ing

mineral-y whites?

You think I don't have

the gravitas to bury you?

You don't think that? Because

what I'll do, I'll shove my

gravitas up your ass.

You dirty c*nt.

Okay, listen, first off,

this isn't appropriate.

-It's inappropriate?

-Yeah, you wanna go outside

we can do that.

If I wanna...

Sit down,

'cause here's the deal.

Your sh*t-take agency,

won't ever

rep another actor,

not name Cory,

for the rest of...

F*** it. Have Jimmy Lawrence.

Let me give you the guy that

hosted Double Dare.

Okay?

And we' cause it even, okay?

But then what I'm gonna have

you do is, I'm gonna have you

get on all fours next,

ad I'm gonna have you crawl.

I'm gonna have you crawl to get

to a place

were I'm gonna even entertain

the thought of letting you suck

my dick.

Okay? Because I'm coming back

and I'm taking them all with me.

'Cause this place is f***ing

dead, anyway.

Hey, dinner's on me.

- I'm assuming he's fired.

- Yeah, I'm assuming he quit.

So, same thing.

You can fool people, but you

can't fool yourself for long.

You tried, but...

So f*** it.

So f*** it. There's still so

much to do. There's still so

much to do.

We can do this.

We can f***ing do this.

But just not now.

We can do it later

when we are f***ing old.

This is the thing...

We can't, we tried.

It's just, I'm not done.

Shut the f*** up, shut

the f*** up. How the f***

are you gonna say this?

Joe.

We can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't be here.

If we're gonna leave,

we gotta leave.

Like, we gotta go f***ing deep

into the canopy.

Go to Istanbul. F***ing Morocco.

I don't give a f***.

But it's gonna follow me.

And I can't get away. It's not.

This isn't, This isn't...

This wasn't part of the plan,

we're supposed to get away.

What are you saying?

I don't know what

you're saying.

What I'm saying is that I

have spent ten years, ten years

becoming this person.

Sure, I talk about how much I

hate him. I f***ing want to kill

him sometime.

But I just don't

really want him to die.

Okay.

Joe.

Hey, hey, hey.

We can do this. We can do this.

This isn't going anywhere.

We can do this

and I want to do this.

And we will do this.

But not right now. Can we just

do it when we are old?

- So you wanna go back?

- I wanna go back.

- Is that crazy?

- No.

No, it's, it's not crazy.

- Hey.

- Hey.

You should go.

Yeah, I know.

This place is a...

What do you mean "you"?

I did this.

I dragged you here.

I did this. I did this.

We did this.

- No.

- Yes.

We dragged us out here.

This is not gonna work.

It's just not gonna work here.

It's fine. That's f***ing fine.

'Cause I tried.

I f***ing tried.

I was... The f***.

I know, I know

this is gonna

sound stupid...

- No, it's fine.

- I don't have an identity.

Don't pull that sh*t, dude.

I don't have a f***ing...

Jesus! Are you f***ing 27?

Don't make me feel

stupid about it.

I'm not. I'm just saying.

Come on.

What am I?

My wife.

I can't just... I can't just

be your wife.

-I'm just saying that's just

what you are.

-A man, a man, a man

can't be my big

crowning achievement.

Okay, come here.

Hey. Nobody's saying that's your

f***ing crowning achievement.

You can do whatever you want.

Whatever you want.

And I just, honestly...

We can go get the f***ing crown.

Hey.

When we were leaving LA.

When we were leaving LA...

- Nothing...

- What?

Nothing. Nothing.

-What is it?

-I didn't think

you'd actually come.

Well, you f***ing

know me well, huh?

You didn't think I'd come?

You didn't think I...

I'm f***ing here, okay?

It's not you.

You're gonna

give me the "it's not you,

it's me" bullshit?

It's us.

It's not you... You...

It's me.

You know what that f***ing

means. That means it's me

when you say that bullshit.

Don't you think I f***ing

know it?

You don't think I f***ing know?

You think I f***ing watched...

I watched this sh*t.

I watched me

do the things that I do.

And you still do them.

That's the f***ed up thing.

- We can go to therapy.

- I don't want to go to therapy.

- What's that gonna do?

- I'll take f***ing drugs.

I'll do whatever

it f***ing takes.

I'll take a f***ing bullet

for you, you know that.

I just wanna be alone.

That's it.

I just wanna be alone.

You want a divorce.

No. That's not

what I'm saying.

I didn't say that.

Then you wanna live on this

opposite side of the country?

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe.

Like, for a little bit,

I don't know.

- Oh, that'll look good.

- What?

That'll look good?

I'm so sick of f***ing giving

a sh*t about what things

look like.

I've spent my whole life

worrying about what things

look like.

It's all I do. It's all I do.

Just worry about what it

look like.

And on the outside everything

is great. And on the inside,

I'm f***ing falling apart.

And I just wanna like, like,

wanna actually like the person

who is on the inside.

I wanna actually, like, enjoy

and accept this person.

Just for the moment. And maybe,

with a f***ing smile on my face.

For, like, a second.

That's all I want.

Well, f***, man.

I thought I was the selfish one

this whole time.

That's some sh*t, huh?

Joe!

A little help!

A little help!

Doctor!

What happened?

I f***ed up.

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