It Couldn't Have Happened (But It Did)
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- Year:
- 1936
- 70 min
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I'm so sorry
did you see how important how the
producers here yet holding his collar
will be any longer take a look at the
rehearsal after rehearsal a catfight
what's the trouble anymore Beverly
surprise well I say yes honestly what
that woman is a good swift chicken
tender market do not walk that we have
other bobbin wires where are you
supposed Emily Jacob if she hadn't
married:
Got a philosophic man if anyplay you wrote needed name still man
official presentation though loud
speaking in the himself well better go
in the middle oh so well I may be
Sebastian - sister - Irwin back learning
all my besties but Beverly but nothing
I'm not going to be updating this you
die hand like Dennis all right I have
cables before another head it seems to
me you would give me a better director
than that me nervous Rick
after all I am your wife yeah yeah of
course but pups house you've been at the
children Senate no part in this play not
finest now make it so a Senate on me
well he'll okay wanting to volley at the
wife and I were just discussing bob.
Bennett yes I ever heard you I didn't
mean to be eavesdropping right who else
would you suggest for his car I think
then it's very good in its capable and
welcome oh I know why you saying that
you know what a hard time he said you
want to help him make a comeback no no I
thought we didn't argue but after all
the hood of the play comes first doesn't
it dear oh yeah it doesn't it.
I hope you don't find it necessary to
replace senator to holding the opener I
see that woman the better I like
rattlesnake
hey mommy
laughter I brought her along with me
this time the brought along babe I've
been telling you about
so we delay and mrs. Carter how do you
do.
Emmett Holden are going to put your name
right up in life baby I have not
addressed himself my partner yet but all
our consultants I'm a pretty good
consulting you know that don't you
so I've heard julia has and you've heard
how unlucky it is not to play ball with
the action come on pal
that's going to sell folder here you are
Edward please be a bit more careful I'm
sorry
you know why I really don't care who I
want to kill everyone that I love it
all right
come on I'm hearing it not because
you're either the papers just give me my
new sir
well I will stand for it up you just
leave this to me
what do you mean she isn't so tired I
mean we don't need a girl of her
characteristics I thought you're
producing a smart guy why you don't even
know a good number when you see one well
I do denies it mr. Lane has a certain
amount of charge take a good look at
this baby yeah grab a glim at those pins
one lovely tonsils yes and lengthen
looks like the only thing she's got
she's got brains
uh what's that stuff you've been greedy
huh tell us cute yeah that's that say
your to hear a speech Peter go on give
them an EF oh no no no no I I might put
Bennett and they catch the girl Road
company they're playing San Francisco no
here's such a beer
Beverly when are you gonna tell her what
about us I can't not now if you don't I
will please no man you must know I'm
telling you when very tonight possible I
can then I will tomorrow the sands
secretly telephone numbers how many part
tells us the chicken Phil nothing doing
I've had that run around food on me
before it's no brother wrong listen I
know I run around when I hear one
I guess is straight either your star
baby or I cut myself in on a piece of
your show and maybe piece of your throat
come on make up your mind I think we
better discuss this in the office then
yes later what time afternoon four
o'clock the date all right paper
places everybody I saw how you smiled at
coffee
I saw you touch them please you mustn't
I can't help it I just get curious women
all right we pick it up in line a man
can't be killed by matches
but a man can't be killed by magic it
wasn't messy
it was murder plan versus diabolically
clever - but how
remember he died here in this chair this
morning shortly before light I slipped
downstairs when I cut the upholstery
here and I found this I need don't touch
it it's poisonous but that this poison
know of all the story residue off a guy
with a needle in a chair haha well I'm a
writer not a murder expert you better
figure self one to tip you off I will
what would you suggest well I don't go
into giving guys myself but I hear
things now and then for example well
what's the matter with bragging that
the gag products both worked out they
rope off a guy so that he hangs himself
kinda hang down what I mean is a wait a
minute oh yeah hey give me a piece of
rope
he's supposed to be knocked out he's my
watch
these are unconscious when he rates are
precise and presently that holds the
noose tight around his neck and he
choked conducted a suicide ha ha ha
there's a new one on me they you know
pal I could be a big help to you hey you
dumb duck I threw the net stretch your
legs come on everybody please come on
come on you doing there
wait for me huh oh thank you good.
I do anything about yes the town fair
parking catch the girl have to leave a.
San Francisco the day after tomorrow.
I'll miss you too
well goodbye young man it's been a
pleasure to vertical thanks good luck -
thank you
I'm not you God with all my heart I know
that's no good it's something awfully
good to me
stretch it out
got you my heart calls for you telling
you that I adore you it's just trouble
is a faceted character like that'll
probably say DQ none NASA doctors and it
would only up to her honor women are too
romantic they take what they can get
these days type it up
are you coming - ten minutes or so
don't leave us alone doesn't Holden
about heading up that contract of mine
yes I'm afraid he's gonna hold you to it
oh boy sorry that contract is the most
unfair thing I've ever seen why they
make another money from your place and
what do you get two passes for the
opening night if I were you I'd vote the
smartest chefs at or I could find
lawyers cost money right now I know what
darn good lawyers if I give you his name
I can't afford any long drawn-out legal
battles if you were free in the throat
of Hollywood quite motion picture the
tongue salad I've always wanted to go to
Hollywood
what well there's no law against the
right of choosing back in an hour before
you go to Toronto how do you live stick
around my foot I'll go over the post
don't be banging factory to the changes
about me yes I know
there goes buyer already me call that
loiter for go ahead
thousand eight five four four two Wow
disconnected you must be in deal again
I'll find the blade yeah well never mind
- never mind never mind go ahead finish
- this I-beam
I still don't think the style on times
of the action your does know yeah read
this part with me
at last we are alone
oh how I have longed for this moment
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