J.D.'s Revenge
- R
- Year:
- 1976
- 96 min
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'You're crazy.
You're such an idiot.'
'You said
Ha! Fool!
'You said
you was comin' with me!'
'You're such an idiot.
You're such a fool.'
'I give you money.'
'You could never give me
enough money.'
'I give you more money
If you don't stop, I'm gonna tell Elija
that baby isn't his.
And he'll kick you out in the street.
- And if you do, I'll kill you.
- You wouldn't do anything.
You ain't gonna tell nothin'!
You ain't gonna tell nothin'!
Betty Jo! Oh, God!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Murderer!
Ready. Hup 1, hup 2!
Come on, come on!
All right!
- Oh, yay!
- Not bad. Not bad.
Hey, come on! Now, break!
Cut it out, man! Cut it out!
I'll kick your ass, Alex!
You used your knees on me, man!
- Yeah, cos you elbowed me, man!
- You crazy! I didn't do nothin'!
Come on,
ain't nobody out here gettin' paid!
Y'all cuttin' in on my weekend time!
Come on. Cool it, man.
I know you ain't gettin' paid, man,
cos if you is, I want my $5.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Huddle up!
You guys kick off!
out there, baby.
Yeah, I took it easy on them.
Listen, baby, I'm late for work.
These guys here
will take me home, right?
- Sure.
- All right.
- Hey, good game, man.
- Yeah!
And y'all be careful
drivin' my baby home, now.
Bye.
All right, OK. Now, erm...
Let's go over this part one more time
to make sure you got it, OK?
- Yeah, OK.
- OK, good.
What is the next step after a case
is argued before a Court of Appeals?
It's reviewed by a board then sent on
to the next highest court in the district...
- Ike. Ike.
- What's wrong?
Honey, you wear these things
night and day without socks and they stink.
Baby, those are $30 superstar shoes.
That may be so,
but would you mind putting them outside?
If I put 'em outside,
somebody might steal 'em.
Ha-ha! They won't be able
to get close enough.
Oh, that's cold, Christella.
If somebody makes off
with my track shoes, it's on you, hear?
I will take all the responsibility.
You heard that, shoes.
It's on her.
Honey, er...
Hey, let's knock it off for tonight, baby.
Yeah, I've had enough law.
I have a very good idea.
I think a night out on the town
will do you a whole lot of good.
No, I can't do it, baby.
We did promise Phyllis and Tony
we'd celebrate their first anniversary.
Yeah, yeah, but...
Now, listen, it's just one night.
It's been ages
since we've been anywhere.
It'll throw me off, baby.
Come on, Ike, how often
do you celebrate a first anniversary?
Hmm?
Why do I let you get me
into stuff like this, huh?
Oh, I guess it's, er...
cos you love me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
- What's the matter with you, Tony?
- I'm fine, man, I'm fine.
You better close your mouth, kid!
God, I could never do anything like that.
Could you, Christella?
At least not in front of an audience.
No, man. I got it. I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Besides, you ain't drinking
nothing but beer.
Man, when are you gonna learn
it's medically proven
that good gin cleanses your soul out?
Listen, man, ain't nothing wrong
with my soul.
Oh, ain't nothing wrong with his soul.
Sara Divine!
Just follow me inside!
Now, gentlemen, step right up now.
Here it is, so catch this show.
The best show on Bourbon Street
here at the 500 Club.
No cover charge.
See the whole show.
The best show on Bourbon Street.
Sara Divine, the hip hypnotist.
- Let's go.
- Catch this show. It's the best show.
Just relax, fellas.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
just a few seconds of seriousness.
I wanna explain exactly what's gonna
Number one,
while they're under hypnosis,
they will do nothing
they consider morally wrong.
For instance, they wouldn't
shoot anybody or hurt anybody.
They are not able to respond
to something they feel is morally wrong.
They merely imagine whatever I tell them
in a bigger, bigger way.
One thing is very, very important.
No drinking, no talking,
no clinking of glasses.
You'll notice no one's allowed
to serve a drink while I put them under,
because they must concentrate
on the sound of my voice.
Then when they are under,
then we can have fun and enjoy ourselves.
So, I would appreciate
complete silence. Thank you.
OK, boys, you'll hear only
the sound of my voice.
You'll put your hands on your legs.
You will choose a spotlight
and you will stare at that spotlight.
At the count of ten,
you will be in a deep sleep.
You'll hear only the sound of my voice.
Ready?
One.
Your eyelids are getting heavy.
Two. Your eyelids are getting
heavier and heavier.
Three. Your eyelids are about to close.
They feel very, very heavy.
Four, five.
Your eyes are closed.
You're very relaxed, you're very relaxed.
Six, seven.
You hear only the sound of my voice.
Only the sound of my voice.
You are very relaxed.
You cannot open your eyes.
You will concentrate only
on the sound of my voice.
Nine, ten.
You are completely asleep.
You are completely asleep.
You hear only the sound of my voice.
All right, boys, at the count of three,
you will raise your right hand very tight.
You will spread the muscles
in your fingers in your right hand.
You will not be able to bring them down.
Ready? One, two, three.
Right hands into the air.
Fingers stiff.
There's no way.
Try to put your hands down. You cannot.
You cannot.
Fingers stiff and spread.
You cannot put your hands down.
You're relaxed and hear only
the sound of my voice.
So innocent in their sleep. Aren't they
beautiful? Look at these gentlemen.
OK, let's have some fun.
Oh-oh!
OK, guys, arms down.
You're in a hot place,
a very hot place.
You're in the Sahara Desert,
and you're hotter
than you've ever been in your life.
It's 105 degrees,
and you're hot, very hot.
It's 110 degrees.
It's 115 degrees, and you're hot.
Very, very hot. 120.
Freeze!
You believe this guy?
Hey, what are you,
a stripper in drag?
Lovely, lovely.
OK, darling,
put the three-pieces away,
because you're all in a cold place,
a very cold place.
You're inside a big, giant refrigerator,
and you are colder
than you have ever been in your lives.
It's cold.
You've never been colder in your life.
Now let's have a big hand
for these talented gentlemen!
All right, Ike!
That was all right!
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
Put these in your bag.
Just go ahead and put 'em in your bag.
- How was it?
- It was fine.
I just saw a lot of colors
and stuff like that.
Let's go somewhere
where we can dance.
- That sounds all right.
- Let's get out of here.
- OK.
- Go ahead, baby, I'll catch up.
- Hurry up. Don't forget anything, OK?
- I got it, I got everything.
God!
Ike?
Hey, Ike.
What is it?
It's, uh...
It's all right.
- Come on, baby, we better sit down.
- Well, what's wrong?
Nothing. I got a little headache,
that's all.
Maybe a little too much beer.
- I think we'd better go home.
- I said it's just a headache.
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