Jack and the Beanstalk

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The master, captain nasty,

big bad wolf, evil step mother...

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- Doctor X...

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- Wicked witch...

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Who's goes there...?

Who goes... there...?

Just call me, Jack...

HELP!

mind if I borrow these?

Pretty good...

- Oh my puddle...

Oh, wow...

Oh Jack, Jack, JACK!

What are you doing Jack?

We don't deal with a homeland

here son, we deal in...

what? anyone?

Start with "R"...

Re-a-lity...

Yes, thank you. REALITY.

This is the real world Jack.

And everybody knows their place here.

What Damsel on Distress, Rapunzel?

Help me, ooh Help me... Help!

- Oh our prince are charming...

- Oh yeah...

Once I knew are incredibly adorable.

Granny... Granny... Granny...

Our beauty's sleeping...

- Our step sisters are ugly and mean...

- You're so hot...

And there's you, Adrian...

Come on Jack, start with "H"...

Heroics? - Right, but look at

your grades, you're failing.

You haven't done one

heroic deed all semester.

I'm thinking of changing your

major to something else.

Start with the "V"...

Vil... Vil... anyone?

Village idiot...

Dumbs.

It's honorable and worthy

fairytale profession, Jack.

Please sir, all I ever

wanted to be is a hero.

You want to be a hero?

Everybody wants it Jack,

but few that commit.

I will.

Your making me laugh, Jack.

Stop, your killing me.

I don't think you're up to it.

I mean with your family history,

only one other persons ever flop.

Heroics, anyone...

anyone?

Start with "J"...

Ja...?

Jack's father.

I am not like my father.

He failed.

No, he disappeared.

Lost on the heroes quest.

No, Jack. He failed, ran away.

Well, I wont. I work harder.

I'll prove to you, to everybody...

that I'm not a failure.

Really Jack?

Have a good weekend.

Homework is navigation and Hansel and

Gretel try to be better this time.

Don't worry, I have plan.

Sir, if I do a heroic

deed, would you pass me?

I'll need... what?

Start with "E", Ev...

Evidence?

Exactly. Take it the weekend Jack,

home to term of who you are.

Heroic Report Card.

Overall Grade:
F.

Good morning butcher, baker. Frank.

- Hello.

Sorry, Mayor Lichfield.

You must try to stay focus on

where you going young man.

Exactly my problem.

Good afternoon, Lib-re.

Oh, good afternoon mayor.

I love the new clothes.

Oh, thank you. How kind,

yes it fits like a globe.

oh jelly-good, jelly-good.

OK then.

Mayor Lichfield.

- Yes...

How do you make a sacrifice?

Oh, I love a good riddle. I do know Jack.

Do you read sacrifice?

Its a question.

Oh, you actually asking cause

you wonder my advice, do you?

its a good question Jack and

its a very simple answer.

The way to make a sacrifice

is to take the most precious

thing that you have and give it

away to help someone else.

Really? - Really.

That's all...

That's all to it, young man.

Thank you very much.

- Oh, you're very welcome.

You're very good boy.

Do watch where you going and

excuse me I have to go

but the pipe pipe giving

the recital and I don't

wanna be late, bye-bye.

...we're be late... come, come...

Right, what's the most

precious thing I have.

The old the video game.

That's weird, I don't

remember that being there.

Hello, anyone here?

Hey, hi.. How you doing?

Good to see you.

Bonjour no welcoming, what's up?

Hey.

What can I do for you, how can I help?

What do you want, what do you need?

This is everything I own.

And I'm willing to give it up.

Oh, the old digital bulk-eye, the computer

of wonders the cyber jersey, C.O.W

...the COW.

I'll give you 500 gold pieces for it.

What?

600?

No, its only worth like 50.

Alright, 700?

No, offer me like 10.

- 800?

- 900?

You're going the wrong way.

Final offer, a 1000.

You're not helping.

I mean 2000% profit is not a sacrifice.

And I want to make a sacrifice.

No money, lets just trade.

Wow, I like it.

What about some a iron cane powder?

No, very poisonous or

Do you know?

At midnight last night some girls let

this glass slipper, there's only

one of a kind, its a collectors

item. It's worth a fortune.

No.

I have a spinning wheel that spin

straw into gold, you'll be rich.

No.

- Hand of Minos, its a little gross.

- No, you don't get it.

Three beans.

Three beans?

Is it a trade or what?

You're gonna give me three

lousy beans for my C.O.W?

- Take it or leave it?

- I'll take it.

What generosity, what sacrifice.

Thank you.

- You're welcome, no problem.

See you another, good to change.

See you around, Jack.

Hey there, Grayson. Whose the good boy?

Mom.

Hey mom, guess who did a totally

heroic today? - Hey Jack.

Mom, what's wrong?

- Oh nothing. How was your day?

Good.

- Thats good. Good, I'm glad.

- How's yours?

- Well... I got fired.

What? What happened?

Apparently, elves is coming at

night and finishing all our work.

Now the shoe maker wants to cut back

on labor force so he can save money.

Hmpfh, stupid goody goody elf.

That's OK mom.

Things will be better after dinner.

I'm starving, how about you?

We're not starving.

Bread crumbs?

Yeah, a couple of kids

just throw them away.

Bread crumbs? Brilliant plan.

You couldn't ask for

direction, could you?

Man.

Sit down Jack.

Jack, we have to do something

very hard right now.

We're in a tight spot and I need

you to do to make a big sacrifice.

Funny, you just said that.

I want you to sell the C.O.W, Jack.

It is the only thing we have a value.

But, mom.

- With the money we get from that,

we could feed ourself until

I get back on my feet.

Well, here's the thing.

I cant really do that.

I need you to be brave about this.

I would, I really would but mom...

There's no but, Jack.

I don't have it anymore.

You wanna run bribe me again?

I give it away.

What? What were you thinking?

I just trying to be heroic.

Oh, Jack.

I cant go trough this again.

Not after your father.

- Im not like him, mom.

Oh Jack.

- I'm not.

Hello.

Excuse me.

Of course.

Hey, wait.

What happened to the pawn shop?

I need to get my C.O.W back.

See what's flock's blows in from the

turbulent gale of this life.

- Huh?

Have you drifted from your fated

path, young journey man? - Huh?

Are you lost kid?

No, I'm looking for the pawn shop.

it was right here, earlier today.

Same place, same counter.

Hmph, weird.

Indeed your words are cloudy,

as the highland winter Morse.

What do you talking about?

Look kid, I'm just trying to

give this thing a little color.

Some vocabulary, okay?

You'd think everything else are

sounds like a nursery rhymes?

A thesaurus is not a kind of dinosaurs.

See what I mean?

Oh, okay. Where for all

thus the establishment

of the prefey and trading sale.

What?

- The Pawn shop?

Will you stop with the pawn shop?

There is no pawn shop, get over it.

Great, just great. So hero.

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