Jamie's Christmas Lock-In Page #7

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That can't be right.

It's looking good.

Paul's taken the breast off.

That's a big piece you're

doing me there, Paul.

(LAUGHS) Paul is a free-range

organic turkey farmer.

It is juicy.

It is beautifully juicy.

Want a bite?

Want a bite? Not like that.

Can you please cut some for me?

Want a bite? Not like that.

Can you please cut some for me? Mrs Church!

Hi.

You can't give her that inner fillet!

You can't give her that inner fillet!

Why not?

This one's nice.

Try a bite of this as well.

LAUGHTER:

This one's normal.

This one's normal. What did you fry

it in, hair gel? It's horrible!

What do you mean it's horrible?

What do you mean it's horrible?

It's f***ing horrible!

You go and sing your song, darling.

Get your guys ready.

This is a man's thing.

OK, which one is your favourite?

We've got spit-roast,

in salt and deep-fried.

Which one's your favourite?

For me, it's the

spit-roast, hands down.

Funny that(!)

Well, it's nice and moist.

Jonathan, what's your favourite?

Jonathan, what's your favourite?

I have been persuaded to join Louie in the spit-roast.

Want to come in with us, Jamie?

Everybody, you're

eating the spit-roast!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's the end of the show.

Thank you to Louie Spence,

Jonathan Ross, lovely

Paul Kelly the turkey man

and barbecue king Alan Perry Lang,

Gennaro Contaldo and Charlotte Church

is going to sing us out with

a beautiful Christmas song.

Happy Christmas. Happy new year.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Gone away is a bluebird

Here to stay is a new bird

He sings a love song as we go along

Walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman

And pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say, Are you married?

We'll say, No, man

But you can do the job

when you're in town

Later on, we'll conspire

As we dream by the fire

To face unafraid

The plans that we made

Walking in a winter wonderland

Walking

In a winter

Wonderland.

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