Jane Austen's Mafia! Page #7

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[Guests Cheering]

[Sirens Wailing]

- That's far enough, guys. Mafia only.

- Oh. Sorry.

Lousy, coldhearted bastard!

You knew you were gonna kill them,

didn't you? Look at the papers!

That's you!

That's my husband!

- Is it true?

- Don't ask me about my business, Diane.

Is it true, Anthony? Did you kill

those men? Did you kill Joey's son?

[Sighs]

No.

Oh. Okay. Whoops.

[Laughs]

You know what?

Think I'm gonna get some frozen yogurt.

See you a little bit later.

[Tony Narrating]

So, here's the enigma:

Some would argue

the Mafia's a bad thing,

that it uses its power

to undermine law and order...

- to promote the lowest forms

of human behavior.

- Don Cortino.

Of course, that's all true,

but in the end, maybe it's worth it.

- The way I see it, when the law

fails us, it fails our children.

- [Ring Whistles]

- Godfather.

- Only the Mafia has the power

to do the one deed...

to benefit all mankind.

Oooh!

[Chuckles, Gasps]

- [Grunts]

- [Groans]

# We are family #

# I got all my sisters with me #

# We are family #

# Get up, everybody and sing #

# We are family #

# I got all my sisters with me #

# We are family #

# Get up, everybody and sing #

# Everyone can see we're together #

# As we walk on by #

# And we fly just like birds

of a feather #

# I won't tell no lie #

# All of the people around us

they say #

# Can they be that close #

Ooh, Italian food!

# We're givin' love

in a family dose #

# We are family #

# I got all my sisters with me #

# We are family #

# Get up, everybody and sing #

We're family!

I would never betray you.

# I got all my sisters with me #

# We are family #

# Get up, everybody and sing #

# Yeah ##

# We are family #

Hey, how ya doin'?

# We are family #

# I got all my sisters with me #

# Oh, oh, yeah #

# We are family #

# Get up, everybody and sing #

# We are family ##

You smell good.

I had cantaloupe for lunch.

## [Man Singing In Italian]

## [Women Singing Aria]

## [Aria Continues]

- ## [Aria Ends]

- [Applause]

[Woman] Just great!

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