JB Smoove: That's How I Dooz It Page #7

Synopsis: Smoove shows you how he dooz it in his first-ever feature length stand-up special. From police chases to flip-flops to King Kong, find out just how he dooz it in this extended and uncensored special.

Genre: Comedy, Documentary

Director(s): Ryan Polito

Actors: J.B. Smoove


IMDB:: 6.1

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: TV-MA
Year:: 2012
: 60 min
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And I caught King Kong on TV.
That's a big-ass gorilla.
Big-ass gorilla.
This gorilla's huge.
This motherf***er climbed
the Empire State Building.
Right?
Watched the whole
Goddamn movie...
no f***ing johnson.
You kidding me?
This ain't
no little f***ing orangutan.
This a f***ing monster,
a f***ing monster of a gorilla.
I paused that movie
a thousand times.
He had his legs open
several times.
No, nothing, zero!
No johnson at all
in the movie.
He ain't got
no f***ing pants on.
You f*** around
and put that johnson
in that Goddamn movie...
it's a whole different movie.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Kong.
Don't be alarmed,
ladies and gentlemen.
His chains are made of iron.
- [Roaring]
[Sirens blaring]
[Dramatic music]
[sirens continue blaring]
[Gunshots, screaming]
[Animal roaring]
[Dramatic music continues]
[gunfire]
[Howling]
[Cheers and applause]
And that is how I dooz it.
[Hip-hop music]
- That's how I dooz it,
Yo, baby, I'm gangster slick
- Peace, y'all.
I love y'all.
Peace and love.
I'm J.B. Smoove, y'all.
Y'all be good.
Peace and love!
Oh!
Ho!
Ho!
Y'all be good.
I love y'all!
Peace!
[Cheers and applause]
Sometimes when you're done,
your ass ain't done.
Yeah, that's
how I dooz it, baby.
You rolling with me?
You rolling? You rolling?
We got it accomplished.
We got things done.
A lot of people don't know
how you dooz it
until you show them
how the hell you dooz it.
And you don't even know
what the hell you doing
until somebody dooz it
for your ass.

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