Jennifer's Body Page #4

We wouldn't even know who they were

if they hadn't been playing that night.

They used by us.

- You take that back, Needy Lesnicki!

Girls?

We need them now more than ever.

That's enough.

I'm already sick of that song.

- Yeah, it's really poorly produced.

Could the bass be any lower in the mix?

- No offense,

..but you really look tired.

Is everything, okay?

- No.

I feel like boo-bbo.

My skin is breaking out and

my hair is dull and lifeless.

Oh, God.

It's like I'm one of the normal girls!

Are you PMS-ing or something?

PMS isn't real, Needy.

It was invented by the boy-run media

to make us seem crazy.

Don't look at me like that.

It's just wearing off or something.

- What's wearing off?

Hello, Needy.

Hi.

Jennifer.

Hey, Collin.

Can I borrow your English homework again?

I forgot to read Hamlet.

Is he gonna f*** his mom?

I don't..I don't...

I don't think so.

I sort of wanted to ask you something.

You want to know if I'll go out with you?

- No.

Yeah! What?

How-How did you know?

- Just go ahead with the pitch.

Okay.

Well, we have been having a lot fun

in the class, you and I,

..and I thought maybe you would like to go,

see a movie...

..or something.

There's a midnight showing of Rocky Horror

at the Bijou, next weekend.

I don't like boxing movies.

Yeah, but..

It's not a...

F***ing boxing movie.

F*** it, okay.

Forget it.

That was random.

I'm used to boys asking me out, Needy.

Collin's really nice.

He's into maggot-rock.

He wears nail polish.

My dick is bigger than his.

- Well, I think he is really cool.

You do?

- Yeah.

Wait! Collin?

Why don't you just come by

my place tonight?

I just got Aquamarine on DVD.

It's about this girl who like, half-sushi.

I guess she has sex through her blowhole

or something.

Okay.

Great! Yeah.

Okay, I'll text you my address.

Cool.

Hi.

- Hi.

Hi, Chip.

Get a room.

So talking to your mysterious pal

Collin Gray, again?

No.

He was asking Jennifer out on a date.

- That's weird.

So, you're gonna come over tonight?

Sure. I'd like that.

I went to Super Target and

picked up more condoms. So,

Thanks.

- Not that that has anything to do with...

Oh, no. I didn't assume that.

Well, I'm...

Okay, I'll see you tonight then.

Okay.

For ambiance.

It's Jamming Jasmine.

My mom has holiday scents too,

if you..?

No, this is nice.

In fact, I've made a career out of it.

I've always thought the left was

your strongest side.

But when it comes to you,

now I can't decide.

It's only a matter of...

"Time"

performed by Cute Is What We Aim For

..of time.

"I Can See Clearly Now"

performed by Screeching Weasel

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.

I can see all obstacles in my way.

Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.

It's gonna be a bright, bright.

Sun-Shiny day.

I think I can make it now, the rain is gone.

All of the bad feelings have disappeared.

Here is the rainbow I've been praying for.

It's gonna be a bright, bright.

Sun-Shiny day.

242 camerford. Trn lft and your there.

C-ya! Xoxo Jen.

Anyone there?

Jennifer?

..you already know.

I wanna love you...

"I Wanna Love You"

performed by Akon and Snoop Dogg

..you already know.

I wanna love you, love you,

you already know.

I wanna love you, love you,

you already know.

Slippery Swirl?

Yeah, it's supposed to make it feel good

for the girl.

Cool!

Baby you got a phatty, the type I like to marry.

Wanting to just give you everything

and that's kinda scary.

Because I'm loving the way

you shake your ass.

Bouncing, got me tipping my glass.

Normally dont get caught up too fast.

But I got a thing for you.

I see you winding and grinding up on the floor.

I know you see me looking at you and

you already know.

I wanna love you, love you,

you already know.

I wanna...

I wanna love you, love you,

you already know.

You made it.

What's going on?

This...

This isn't really your house, is it?

No, baby.

This is our house.

Just for you and me.

We can play Mommy and Daddy.

Do you even know my last name?

Silly.

I've been sending you signals all year.

Couldn't you tell?

You give me such a wettie.

Put it in.

Jennifer!

What?

Are you scared?

I mean, I thought boys like yu were

really into..vermin.

Death and sh*t.

Here you go.

Nice hardware, ace.

No way...

Sh*t!

Oh, puncture wound!

God, that's so emo.

I need you frightened.

I need you hopeless.

Hopeless!

What?

What?

Am I hurting you?

Am I too big?

What?

Needy! What's wrong?

Is it something I did?

Mommy! Mommy?

Are you scared?

Hi.

Hi, Needy!

Enough with this screaming.

You're such a cliche.

- Get out!

But we always share your bed when

we have slumber parties.

I'm not gonna bite you.

How may you own that T-shirt?

What the f*** is happening?

- My God, Needy!

I have never heard you drop

the F-bomb before.

You! I saw you! I saw you!

- Buh-buh-buh.

Slow down, tardy slip.

You sound like a sped.

I'm gonna call the police.

Oh, okay! Why don't you narc me out.

I've the cops in my back pocket, Needy.

I'm f***ing a cadet, remember?

What you want from me?

Just only explain some things to you.

Besides, best friends don't keep secrets.

Right?

Incase, you remember the night of the fire?

I got really messed up.

And those guys from Low Shoulder.

Totally evil.

They are basically like agents of Satan

with really awesome haircuts.

"Finishing School"

performed by Dashboard Confessional

Where-Where are we going?

You don't have to talk,

if you don't want it.

Are you guys rapists?

Oh, God! I hate girls.

Are you even sure she's

f***ing virgin, man?

Yes!

Yes, I'm a virgin!

I'm virign! I never-never even done sex.

I don't know how.

So..you guys find somebody who does.

Know how.

See, Dirk?

I told you, man.

You owe me a beer.

What did they do to you?

Just let me finish.

So they drove me out to the falls.

And I kept looking for a way to escape but...

..it's really dark out there.

Where are you going, huh?

We got a waxing moon tonight, you guys.

Just like the ritual said.

Why don't you guys have something to

shut up her up with?

Dirk, get a knife and tie it well.

Because I don't want it to get uncord.

I don't know if we should go

through with this.

Dirk.

You wanna work in musical copy forever?

I don't.

Okay?

You wanna be a big loser or...

..do you wanna be rich...

..and awesome like that guy from Maroon 5?

Maroon 5.

Okay, so I thought.

Go and fetch me the ritual, brother.

Thank you.

Alright.

That's it?

- Yeah, I found it online.

We come here tonight to

sacrifice the body of...

What's your name again?

Tiffany?

My name is Jennifer.

Super.

We come here tonight...

..to sacrifice the body of Jennifer

from Devil's Kettle.

Please, please...

Please let me go. I'll do anything.

I'll do any f***ing...

Do you know how hard it is to make it

as an indie band these days?

There's so many of us,

We're all so cute and it's like if you don't

get on Letterman..

..or some retarded soundtrack,

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