Kaminey
- Year:
- 2009
- 130 min
- 374 Views
We are identical twins...
but we are poles apart.
He lags behind
where as l, zoom ahead.
He stammers and...
I pronounce S as F.
On his death bed, my father said...
Charlie, always remember...
Iife is a b*tch!
And the only way to deal with life,
is to be...
(Scoundrels)
The path we choose doesn't
screw our life...
what screws us is...
the path we leave behind!
There are two ways to
earn a quick buck!
A shortcut...
and a shorter shortcut!
Get him!
I took the shortcut...
yet my dreams got screwed.
Big time!
Blue thunder.
My dreams..
My life...
my whole wide world...
My booking window.
In reality...
I'm just a small time gangster.
Our gang fixes derbies.
Come on! Come on!
People bet money on the
favorite horses that win..
..but we bet on losing.
Blue thunder was
favorite in yesterday's derby.
This race was fixed.
I had bet my life time earning,
rupees hundred thousand..
..on that horse.
But the jockey double crossed us.
I had to pay a heavy
price for this shortcut.
its reputation and hazard.
The company is run by
three Bengali brothers.
This is Mujeeb and that's Shumon.
Mikhail, the third Bengali brother.
- How're you?
- The same as you!
My buddy, dearer
than my own brother.
A kid at heart but...
a maniac in the head.
Indian National Small Arms System.
In short lNSAS.
The heroine of the Kargil war...
purely homebred.
Weight:
6.37 kgs.Range:
700 meters.Feed:
30 round- plastic box magazine.
How many can it kill in one round?
Sir, you'll lose count, but
- Some people change with time...
and how the times change for some.
Arsehole...
money can be quite the devil.
You had to pull the reins here.
Double cross Burgess!
Double cross!
- Shumon! - Yes...
The viewfinder is screwed.
Bro says the viewfinder is off mark.
Not possible, sir.
Please don't do this.
Do what?
You screw us all over...
that's cool, huh?
The sky disappeared and...
my balls vanished from my boxers!
- You know how much we lost?
Charlie, they will kill me.
And we will worship you!
Stop crying, you rascal!
Brother says if he
aims at Burgess' head...
the bullet will hit
the clock instead.
- Not the clock... the lamp.
The lamp!
I'm the one who is screwed here.
Royally screwed!
If I start crying,
you'll drown in my tears.
I want his name!!
Francis!
Franfif?
You're growing senile day by day.
You've absolutely lost it!
What if I were shot?
My cute little darling...
Stop flashing your pearlies!
He almost crapped in his pants!
Even you would've crapped!
Such a coward!
You really thought
You are sh*t scared!
What did you say?
Growing senile day by day?
You're absolutely right!
All three are nuts!
Every brother
in the world is crazy.
Just like mine!
Here comes the Love Bee
Whiplash him, Fatak!!
Here comes the Love Bee
Whiplash him, Fatak!!
Here he comes- humming
Whiplash him, Fatak!!
Here comes the Love Bee-
Here he comes- humming
Bumbling through the lanes
Hasn't found anyone
worth desiring, no, not yet
Whiplash him, Fatak!!
He deals off his friends
Look at the dandy,
the way he struts
He deals off his friends
Look at the dandy,
the way he struts
Full of swagger and all
Whiplash him, Fatak!!
Hurl him on the ground
Dare you count on him as a friend
The rogue aimlessly
tramps the streets
Dare you count on him as a friend
The rogue aimlessly
tramps the streets
This leech will always feed on you
He may go but will return soon
In every defiled droplet of blood
To nibble your life away
Look, look he returns
He returns this
illicit child of the night
Whiplash him, Fatak!!
Here comes the Love Bee-
Here he comes- humming
Here comes the Love Bee-
Here he comes- humming
Here comes the Love Bee-
Here he comes- humming
Bumbling through the lanes
Hasn't found anyone
worth desiring, no, not yet
Here comes the Love Bee-
Here he comes- humming
This love is not easy
The fear of AlDS hovers around
Wear your oars
This river is made of fire
Be careful, lest your boat capsizes
Be careful, lest the Love Bee stings
Be careful, lest your boat capsizes
Be careful, lest the Love Bee stings
Jeetu, where's Guddu?
Where's Guddu?
Guddu!
We need to talk...
Listen!
Guddu listen to me...
The boat capsized...
Capsized!
- Let's do another test?
This was the third.
When did you go for the other two?
Why didn't you tell me?
- I didn't want to
stress you out... - And now?
Now where's your s... s...
Sincerity?
Safety?
- What is it? - Science!
Home science? Huh?
It was right here...
Kama Sutra condoms, a full packet.
Forget about it.
I'm a topper in home science.
- Home science?
What do you mean?
I mean...
there's no danger today.
I don't like anything between us.
Nothing!
Glad the damn thing is lost.
Let me take one last look...
- it's got to be here.
-You're such a dork.
- Let it be!
Do you know the distance
you're in New... New...
New Jersey?
- New... - New Zealand?
New Delhi?
New... New...
New Bombay.
Not Bombay... Mumbai.
You love Mumbai?
- Yes, doctor. I'll call you later.
He says it will be done in a day.
I can be back in four hours...
same day.
Fix an appointment for tomorrow?
- Please say something.
- Do as you like.
I won't be part of this murder.
What do you mean?
Oh my!
Got it!
My single piece.
We'll sail through!
I'm ready to be a mother...
But I'm not ready to
become a father!
Please understand, my dear!
We don't have enough
to support each other.
How do we support a child?
Things will fall into place.
This is our destiny.
Our destiny is screwed. Big time!
I can't get married right now.
Period!
Why not?
All yours.
My life... my plan... my future...
Marriage in 2014...
and honeymoon in 2009!
Bravo Mr Sharma. Bravo!
You wanted it!
And you didn't?
No!
So I must have raped you then!?
And all those promises...
was it the booze?
"Baby! It feels as though
I've known you for ages."
Please, listen...
I'll take up a job.
But I still can't
marry you now. I mean...
" I mean... I
mean..." What do you mean?
You don't want an
abortion nor want to marry.
What do you want?
I just want to die.
Fine! Go die!
Please Guddu... please...
I can't see you die.
- I am not committing suicide.
I know but if we
don't get married soon...
you'll be killed for sure.
- Listen... my full name is...
I'm Sunil "Chopper" Bhope's sister.
Guddu...
Bho... Bho...
pe!
Hail Maharashtra!
- We sent someone to check.
She hasn't been to
college for a month.
Uncle...
- Been bunking!
- Who's the boy?
- I want a chocolate!
- Some "Guddu".
- Address? -Navi Mumbai
- Uncle, I want a chocolate...
- Shut up!
Miser!
- Get the cars out! - Chief,
listen to me...
We've got that
interview lined up for today.
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