L'enfant d'en haut Page #2

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I'm all alone.

You can address me familiarly, ma'am.

- Not formally.

- Oh, OK, if you want.

- Excuse me.

- Thank you very much.

Bon apptit.

- A beer?

- Sure.

This is my brother, he's

staying here for a moment.

Here.

- Hi.

The groomer, it died.

Guys, move it, the boss wants you!

You need sunglasses?

What? What did you say?

Do you need anything?

Sunglasses, masks, gloves?

- These, 35.

- What is this stuff?

35 for these.

It's 35, it's got anti-fogging.

- Let's see these glasses.

- They're not bad.

- How much for the gloves?

- 40.

- It's OK I have for the job.

- This is for my son.

- Your son?

- What size is he?

- Like you.

Like me?

I recommend this model.

How much?

Ten. They're very warm.

- How much for this helmet?

- 40.

40? This helmet's been damaged.

- It has already been damaged.

Where did you say you found this stuff?

- Where did you find it?

- In a surplus shop.

From surplus?

Do you want the model for sunlight or fog?

- Sun.

- OK.

I recommend this model

for 100% U.V. blocking.

Here you go..

Hey, mister! You've robbed me here!

You talking to me?

I'd point out that if there's

a thief here, it's you.

You're going to search me?

- How much?

- 20.

Here, boy.

My glasses!

Are you there, Simon?

- What did you do to yourself?

- I fell.

You fell?

You were in a fight, right?

You got busted up?

You said that there was no risk.

Yeah, but...

Ow, gently!

Let's see.

Look at me.

You've been hurt everywhere.

Check it out. You see?

Soon I'll be as big as you.

Come on, stand next to me. Look.

There.

The day I get bigger than you,

what'll you do?

The guy in the red BMW,

what did you say about me?

Nothing.

How much will you ask for?

You've redone the entire surface,

at least 200.

You won't get it!

And the CISS 300 application?

There's a Giant Slalom you can try.

Where does it say it's a Slalom?

There, you see, G.S. Giant Slalom.

Oh yeah, it's stupid.

You get some jeans, too.

They'll look nice, OK?

OK, thank you.

- You'll come back on which bus?

- The 4 pm.

Are you sure?

This summer, you'll steal bicycles?

Simon, are you all right?

OK?

- You look like a chicken.

- I'm a chicken.

- Chicken Boy.

Are you hurt?

So how do you find?

Move some, please?

A bit more.

A little, again.

OK, OK! Well?

You look good. You've got

a nice ass, I think.

Oh, you're stupid!

- Is it the same?

- This is the one you told me about.

How much of the Giant Slalom is left?

I know there's more.

How much, do you know?

- You'll give me the rest of the money?

- Come on, Simon!

You got a new oven - isn't that enough?

- Hi.

- Hi.

There's no milk here?

What are you doing...

with these skis?

If I get a chance, I'll sell them.

Oh yeah?

It's good stuff.

It's yours, that red BMW?

Yes, why, you saw it?

It accelerates well?

OK, yeah, it goes well.

I can get you a price.

What is your level of skiing?

- Hi.

- Hi.

Are you OK?

Your brother's trying to sell me skis.

That's how he gets pocket money..

Is there any coffee?

Where do you live normally?

- At my parents.

- They're far away?

Yeah, pretty much.

It's a bit like the Bronx, our family.

He goes, he comes.

It's true.

Our family is sh*t.

I left her floundering

so she'll learn faster.

- You've already sat in a BMW?

- No, never.

There's still some work to do here.

- Go on, get in.

- Get in

- No, he'll block me.

He'll be very small.

- It can reach 240, your car?

- Well, yeah.

You see, it's affordable.

- But how will I pay?

- We can make arrangements.

And it'll help you find a better job.

Oh yeah, you think?

And it's a Toyota. It's

indestructible. Incredible.

I'll check under the chassis.

Can we get you something for tonight?

No, it's OK.

This isn't my sister, she's my mother.

What did you say?

This isn't my sister, she's my mother.

He says he's your brother?

Louise, what did he say?

This isn't my sister, she's my mother.

What did he just say?

No, but wait, Louise!

Say something!

Louise, ho!

This kid will say anything.

You shouldn't have brought him along.

You're done saying anything!

What do you take me for?

What is this crap?

What's the fuss?

What is this crap?

He said that to piss me off.

She's lying!

There's a problem here.

I'll let you two off to discuss it.

I would have told you.

What does it change?

What difference does it make?

Can't you see any difference?

For you, it changes anything?

But you're crazy, both of you!

Get out immediately, I don't

want to see you anymore.

Out!

You, too.

You, too.

I would have told you, I swear.

You should have told me when?

You were going to tell me?

It was him who had to tell me.

You're completely sick. Get out.

Get out.

This is your fault.

It's your fault!

Why did you do that?

Huh? Why did you do that?

Did you have to say that now?

You're a drag! For twelve years

now you've been a drag!

Do you hear what I'm saying?

I can't f*** with you!

I can never f*** with you!

Always nothing!

Stop following me like a dog!

Stop now!

It's you who's the drag.

You fake anything!

Even your jeans, it's me who paid for them.

You hear me?

Can I sleep with you?

- I can't sleep with you?

- No.

Why not?

You can't, that's all.

And if I pay you 100?

No way, right? Get the f*** out.

20... 50...

Stop it.

- 100...

110...

130...

150...

Wait, I still have a little bit more.

160... 180...

Can I sleep with you, now?

Hey, sis.

200?

OK.

I don't have that much.

Give.

It's OK, come on.

You can hug me a little?

Where should I put my head?

I didn't want you, Simon.

Why did you keep me, then?

I don't know.

To not be alone.

And to piss someone off.

No one wanted me to keep you.

What? No one?

No, no one.

You know, the money is

for real. You can keep it.

I don't care, really.

I'm OK with being your brother.

You think she's asleep?

She's drunk!

Madame, Madame!

I think she's pissed!

You could help me carry her.

She's well built, your sister.

F***!

- What?

- She blew all our money.

What are you doing?

Turn around.

Wow!

That's fab!

Whoa! Did you see that jump?

Shall we?

Wait, there was a guy who'll make a figure!

You're sh*t, Blue Hands! Did you

come along to actually do anything?

Will we ski this afternoon?

Put on your ski mask.

I can't, it itches.

Put it on anyway and don't ever

take it off if you get caught.

You know the good brands?

Yeah, you think I'm lame?

Pull on your gloves!

You sure you're not scared?

He's asking your age.

- Say ten.

- Ten.

You look like a baby.

- He said what?

- That you're a baby.

- What an idiot!

- Why him?

Is he taking them or not?

Shut up!

It smells like sh*t here.

Can't we go to the restaurant?

You got the money?

And we haven't even skied.

- I don't even know how to ski.

- Are you kidding!

This is pointless, it's just small change.

- Hey, baby.

- You idiot!

Pass me a sandwich.

- Pie or cheese?

- Anything else?

I'm keeping the other one.

- It's for your sister?

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