Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Page #2

whole new role as ruler of Oz.

And you're gonna give me your

Good Ozkeeping seal of approval.

But I don't approve.

The Land of Oz is already falling

into ruin because of you.

No good can come

from the reign of a fool.

Agh, Glinda.

Glinda, Glinda, Glinda.

You are such a disappointment,

just like all the others.

What have you done to them?

Even a fool has a few tricks

up his sleeve.

The magic of that broomstick

belongs to someone else.

Uh-uh-uh.

But with this little baby,

the magic is magnified

and becomes all mine.

Dorothy Gale will stop you.

She will find a way back to

Oz, and she will stop you!

Ooh. "Dorothy Gale will stop you."

Aren't I quivering?

Where once your

living soul did dwell,

now is nothing but an empty shell!

Now do you approve?

You rule, O generous Jester.

Attagirl.

Aw, come on! What is that?

To my tower. Fly!

Now just around this corner,

- I'm sure there's a buttress we can slide down.

- Wait!

That's the window we escaped from.

We're just going around in circles!

- Hmm.

- Some genius you turned out to be.

Listen to that racket.

- Sounds like they're wreckin' the place.

- I think that's me.

How ironic to get a heart,

only to have it attack me.

Oh, the pain! The pain!

Gadzooks! I just realized

something horrible.

Dorothy could be here any minute and

walk right into a flyin' monkey ambush.

Oh, that is horrible. Empathy!

Horror! Fear!

How about I jump in there

and tear 'em all apart?

Just rip 'em limb from limb!

Let's use brains, not brawn.

Oh.

Wait a minute.

I have a brilliant plan.

- Ah, relief.

- Is it a...

tear them all limb from limb plan?

Nope. It's the tear him

limb from limb plan.

Wha...

Show me the girl.

Not a toy! No touchies!

No touchies!

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Show me the girl.

Show her to me, please.

Aaah! The only person

who could threaten my plan...

is here in Oz,

and I don't know where.

Do you know how annoying that is?

I can't let her beat me.

My plan is almost complete.

And you better figure

out a way to help me,

or you'll be grounded, and you

can kiss your wings good-bye.

- Oh.

- Ah!

Haven't we been though this before?

I don't speak monkey.

Come on, Toto. Let's go

find the yellow brick road.

That's her? That's Dorothy Gale,

the witch slayer from Kansas?

Why she's just a little girl.

And she's headed for Candy County.

Oh! Well, I'll just let her

taste their treats.

Then their justice.

You!

Ready your minions. We're

going to double our efforts.

Go to the Emerald City.

Join the others.

And don't come back without that

scarecrow, that lion and that tin can!

I'll take care of the girl.

Fly! Fly! Fly, my babies!

Now for a little insurance.

Moon and Earth and stars align.

Show the wayward girl a sign.

Oh, Toto. This doesn't look

like the Oz I remember.

Emerald City must be

in that direction.

- I think.

- Correct!

Though I'm not sure I

would advise you to go.

Lately, many are going,

but few are returning.

Whoa. You are a really fa...

fabulous... owl.

Oh. You're very kind.

I usually hear "fat."

But, of course, my theory is that I'm

just not quite the right height.

If I were twice as tall,

for instance... Ooh!

Aaah! Ow! Whoo!

Ow! Oh!

Oh! Oh, Oh! Ow!

- Aaah!

- Uh, are you okay?

Physically? Yes.

But I do have a large piece of

bark lodged in my hindquarters...

Oh! Sorry. I'm giving you

too much information, aren't I?

I do that. My name is Wiser.

Nice to meet you, Wiser.

I'm Dorothy Gale.

The famous Dorothy Gale.

And Toto.

I'm a really big fan of your work.

Timber!

- Wow, you really...

- Know everything?

- And...

- Finish other people's sentences?

Oh, no, I'm doing it again!

I'm sorry. I can't help it.

I'll just go. Farewell,

Dorothy and Toto.

No, w-wait.

I need to get to Emerald City, and I

can't seem to find the yellow brick...

- House? Wall? Fireplace?

- Road.

Oh, of course. Why would you be

looking for a yellow brick wall?

That's silly, at the very least.

There's the high road, and then there's the

low road. I know every square acre of Oz.

But why would you want me to come with

you? I'm a miserable traveling companion.

- I talk incessantly.

- Yes, I...

I require frequent rest stops at which, I

should warn you, I will also talk incessantly.

It's a terrible habit, I know.

But habits are hard to break.

If we could break them,

they wouldn't be habits.

That's okay. I was hoping maybe

you could... fly me there.

In what?

Oh. Oh, you mean me?

I suppose I could do that.

Only... I can't fly.

I mean, I could in the past, but...

There's no need to be embarrassed.

Maybe you could just point the way.

Ah. Actually,

it's in this direction.

I know a shortcut

through Candy County.

But I must warn you, if we're to travel

through Candy County, there's one rule.

- What is that?

- You must obey the signs.

Which will be difficult

since I'm quite hungry!

Whoa.

Y-You did say obey

the signs, right?

Right.

They must have changed

the rules. Follow me!

Whoo!

It's gonna be fine

Just read the signs

Eat anything you want

Stick around and gulp it down

Till every last bite is gone

You know you want it

You know you need it

Don't stop

Go ahead and eat it

Candy, candy

Lots for everyone

- Candy, candy

- Come on.

You've only just begun

Help yourself 'cause

there's nothing else

You're gonna wanna do today

Get your thrills

till you've had your fill

I wanna see you feed your face

There's gum balls, chocolate,

jelly rolls and lollipops

Licorice, caramel,

peppermint, butterscotch

Cherry sour, shortcake,

candy canes, ice cream

Gummy bears, butter tarts,

bubble gum and jelly beans

Whoo!

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

- Oh, it's the sweetest thing

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

- Candy, candy

- Mmm.

Makes me wanna sing

Candy, candy

Toto!

Halt! You are under arrest.

You are all under arrest.

- Under arrest?

- Yes.

Sorry to say,

you have broken the law.

I'm being arrested

by a giant marshmallow?

Marshal Mallow. Second in command

of the garrison at Candy County.

- What did we do?

- Violation of section eight, paragraph 12 of...

- penal code 16165.

- Penal code 16165.

- Eating candy.

- But we didn't know.

I'm so very sorry, but

there is thorough signage.

They didn't say that before.

Cuff 'em.

Mmm, licorice.

Don't even think about

eating the restraints.

And no licking!

What are you gonna do with us?

We're taking you to the

Candy Courthouse,

where you will be tried

by Judge Jawbreaker...

- The Hanging Judge?

- The Hanging...

- I was going to say that.

- Sorry. I do that.

He really does.

Forward, march!

- Fudge pops, lemon drops

- Ouch.

Fudge pops, lemon drops

Are you sure this is gonna work?

Trust me. I've got

it all figured out.

Easy for you to say.

Ready, set...

Run!

"Run"? That's the plan?

Mm-hmm. Engaging neural

synaptic simulation sequence.

Holy smokes! They must have

called for reinforcements.

- What do we do now?

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