Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Page #3

- Abort! Abort! Abort!

Jump!

Flyin' lion comin' through.

Ow.

Yikes!

Ouch!

- Look out!

- Oh!

Don't lose my head!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Tin Man, watch where

you're grabbin'!

Slow.

Left.

Ah! No, no, no!

Oh!

Sudden severe disappointment.

Perfect!

Perfect?

They're leaving Emerald

City, aren't they?

- Dorothy can now safely retrieve our message.

- Oh.

Actually, that is perfect.

Yeah, apart from being

trapped in a sack.

Order in the court!

Order! Order!

What's the charge?

Violation of penal code 16165.

- Eating candy, milord.

- Eating candy?

That's the worst offense

on the Glycemic Index!

Quiet in the peanut gallery.

What do the defendants plead?

- Guilty as charged.

- Who are you?

- I'm your legal defense team.

- Why did you plead guilty?

- Because this is his 499th arrest.

- Mm-hmm.

Well then, it's time

to set an example.

But the sign said,

"Eat all the candy you want."

Your Honor, they are entitled to a

verdict from a jury of their Peeps.

Oh, all right. What say ye, Peeps?

- What are they saying?

- Peep, peep, peep a-cheep.

Can't you hear that?

Guilty!

Let the punishment fit the crime.

I hereby sentence you to death!

I knew they'd go nuts for that.

Death? For eating candy?

- Marshal Mallow?

- Milord?

I hereby order you to execute

uh, uh, the execution.

- Me?

- Yes, you.

But as an officer in the

Candy County Army,

I can only follow orders

from General Candy Apple.

- Bosh.

- Excuse me, Your Judgeship.

- Names, please?

- What for?

Your death certificates.

- Wiser.

- Wiser with a "Z"?

- Wiser with an "S."

- And your name is?

Dorothy. Dorothy Gale.

Dorothy Gale?

The... The witch slaying

girl from Kansas?

Well, sort of.

Mallow, approach the bench!

What the devil's food

is going on here?

- Are you trying to make me look like a fool?

- Of course not, milord.

This girl is one of the greatest

heroes Oz has ever known!

She's well above reproach!

You should know that!

Everyone knows that!

What do they teach you

in the academy anyway?

As Lord High Judge of this court,

I hereby commute

the death sentence.

Free the prisoners!

Yes, milord,

but the charges must stand until

General Candy Apple can be found.

Well, where in confection is he?

He was called to Emerald City days ago

but should have been back by now.

Then I suggest, Marshal Mallow,

you go find him.

Whew! Well, I don't know

about anyone else,

but I could really go

for-for a little snack.

- Too soon?

- Yes, I think so.

Inappropriate.

I'm terribly, terribly sorry

for all this, milady.

It's just that I am duty bound

to follow the general's orders.

- It's okay.

- Yes, we understand.

I can't fathom what's taking

him so long to return.

- Well, we're going to Emerald City.

- You're welcome to join us.

I-Is that an order?

No, no, it's an invitation.

Well, in that case, I...

I believe I can.

Wow, what a great wall.

It's made of china.

What a great wall of china.

Halt!

State your name and business.

My name is Dorothy,

and this is Marshal

Mallow and Wiser.

We're trying to get through

to the yellow brick road.

In order to cross the wall,

you'll need permission...

from Her Royal Highness, the

princess of Dainty China Country.

Ooh, ooh. Oh, so pretty.

That was a warning shot.

Oh, we should, um, respect

their national borders.

Good comrade, sir,

may we request an audience

with the Dainty China princess?

No. She's otherwise engaged.

I mean, she's busy getting engaged.

She's welcoming suitors today.

Suitors. Hmm. H-He-He's a suitor.

Which one?

Marshal Mallow is the suitor,

and he would like to ask for the

hand of the Dainty China princess.

- Oh.

- The princess? Oh. Well, why didn't you say so?

Escort the giants in!

Open the gates!

But I don't want to be a suitor.

I don't want to get married.

What if she's cute?

Appearance isn't everything. The

name's Mallow, not "Shallow."

Touch.

Now get in there. You'll do great.

Figures and figurines,

may I present the Royal Highness,

the princess

of Dainty China Country.

Rays of light surround

our China princess

Wow! She's beautiful.

Roses bow and tulips

sing her name

- Yes!

- Diamonds shy away

Suns have lost their way

All when they are near

our China princess

Your princess

Adores you too

Your Highness, I present to you

The first suitor

with heart so true

Your Brilliance Magnificence

When a princess seeks a prince

She has only one

heart to convince

A heart that seeks a gentle

beating like its own

- Wow.

- From my unique point of view

I was meant to marry you

Opposites' attraction

clearly shown

"Opposite" is right

You're a freak

with freakish height

I'd rather be alone

Atop my throne

Oh!

La-la, la, la, la, la

Your Highness, I present to you

The next suitor

with heart so true

Oh, Your Shininess

Your Fragileness

When a princess seeks a prince

There's only one heart

to convince

- A heart that seeks a lover

flowing with romance

- Yawn.

Are you asleep or in a trance?

Snowballs thrown in fire

stand a better chance

Ta.

Daddy!

Suitor three.

When a princess seeks a prince

There is only one heart

to convince

Stop there in your tracks

I can clearly see the cracks

- Do they show?

- So another and another

And another and another

and another and another

Other

Suitor gets the ax

- Oh!

- So I suppose that's a "no" then, is it?

Fine.

Menders, over here.

Get some glue, and lots of it.

- Well, you can't win them all, eh?

- Ow!

- Oh!

- No!

- Oh, dear!

- Oh, careful!

- Excuse me. I'm still talking to the lady!

- Put me down!

- Next.

Next

Your-Your Hi-Hineyness.

I mean, Your Shininess. Uh...

Go on. Keep going.

Um, uh...

Uh, I-I mean, Your, um...

It seems the man made of

marshmallow is all mushy-mouthed.

When a princess seeks a prince

There's only one heart

to convince

A heart that flutters like

the wings of singing doves

One can dream the dream alone

Or pursue a man unknown

Companionship

and someday even love

Earthquake!

Solid ground, shift and shake.

Where once was calm

soon will quake!

No!

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

Tell me the truth. How bad is it?

You're still without flaw.

Oh! Thank goodness.

- Milady.

- How is the city?

- How many broken?

- No one broken, but many

cracked and chipped.

And the city is severely damaged.

That was a very heroic

thing you did back there.

Just doing my duty.

We have a mission

of the utmost importance.

Menders, take that man

to the hospital. Quickly!

Excuse me? Your Highness.

May we please pass through your

country on the yellow brick road?

No. You'll have to go around.

But that could take weeks,

and my friends are in danger.

Who do you think you are,

interrupting royal business

with your petty travel plans?

Can't you see we're in

a state of emergency?

Yes, I do see. My home

is in trouble too.

Perhaps you can make an exception

for Miss Dorothy Gale?

- Oh!

- Oh.

So this is the famous girl who

vanquishes wicked witches.

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