Let's Be Cops Page #2
Didn't I see you in a
herpes commercial, though?
Yeah, you did!
I killed that, right?
So you're an actor now?
No, they found me
in a mall, dude.
No, I've been
mentoring some kids...
teach some football, the
ins and outs of the game.
How to play it right.
You know, just to give back
to the community.
But what's your job?
Yeah, there's
odds and ends.
I told you I did
that commercial.
No, I mean,
what's your career?
I mean, what do you-
Hey, he's O'Malley, right?
That's his job.
Yeah, man.
Right?
You're out of here? Oh,
you guys are going with him?
Oh, you're all going.
What happened
to that guy?
Ryan.
Wait up.
I didn't sell
my game today.
I know, Justin.
L.A.'s not
for me, dude.
I'm moving back
to Ohio.
Are you all right?
Me too, man.
Me too.
This magic moment
So different and so new
Was like any other
Until I met you
And then it happened
Officer!
Officer!
Scavengerhunfl We all
have to kiss a cop!
Everything I want I have
Whenever I hold you tight
This magic moment
That was different.
Yeah.
Freeze!
You guys
over there, freeze!
Everybody freeze.
What the f***?
Carry on.
Everybody be safe.
Carry on.
I got my eyes
on you, Jack.
Carry on.
Goodness.
Justin, you've got
to try it.
Police! Freeze!
Oh!
My bad, dude.
Stupid pigs.
Stay in school.
Yep, they think
we're real.
So, let's be cops.
Well-well-well.
What do we have here?
What you got in
your hand there?
Oh, ajoint.
Officers, this is-
That's some
really good weed, man.
Is this for real?
Go.
Do not exhale, man.
Just keep it in. Be cool.
Be cool, Justin,
we're good.
Even the cops think
we're cops, Justin.
Yeah!
Hey, look who it is.
Look,dude.
I knew we'd see
these d*cks again.
Hey, pull over.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
They're at Georgie's.
Pull over.
This is not right.
I make my payments.
I don't talk. We have
been here 32 years.
This is my whole life.
This is my family.
Georgie, be smart.
business, you make him partner.
Butlnever
asked for a partner.
He no your ask permission.
You realize we're
not real cops, right?
Just watch my 6.
Your 6?
My backup.
Don't use the lingo.
Oh, f*** you. I'm using the
lingo. The lingo's half the fun.
Whoo!
We're here.
We got reports
of a 418.
What? Why don't you
tell them what a 418 is?
I don't know.
Tell them.
And I gotta say,
you look suspicious, buddy.
Hands where I can see them. All of you.
Hands where I can see them!
What's going on
over there? Come on.
Get my 6.
Don't say that.
What the...?
Hey, you two,
get up here. Now.
Do I know you?
You do now.
Everybody outside. Now.
Now!
Outside!
All right, turn around.
Hands against the car.
Dude.
Take my photo.
For what?
For Facebook.
Thank you.
All right,
turn around, guys.
Chop chop, guys.
Turn around.
a hit-and-run the other night.
And the car you hit
was very expensive.
The car was worth anywhere
between $15,000 and $27,000.
27...
$27,000.
Partner-
My bad.
Give them a sobriety test.
I'm gonna 402 the vehicle.
What's a 402?
Search and seizure.
Hey, guys.
How's your
night going?
Hands on
your head, please.
Do a couple of
spins for me.
That's good.
Okay-
You can't drive around...
with bourbon in your-
What else?
Pelvic thrusts. Hands still
up there, pelvic thrusts.
Yeah, like that.
What? What? What?
Ho-ho!
Yeah!
Now...
bust it wide open.
You gotta see what's
going on back there.
What's going on
back there?
Pop that.
Earn that money.
Dance like you just
found out you're pregnant.
That's laundry for a week.
Thank you, gentlemen.
Yeah!
When did you guys
stop dancing?
And that goes there.
Well, I hope we all
learned a lesson here.
Now who are you?
Who are we?
Why don't you tell these men who we are?
We're the law, b*tch.
Yeah!
That was cool, man.
t felt so good.
Yeah!
You heard him.
We're the law, b*tch.
We're the new
sheriffs in town. Okay?
Now get in your
car and get out.
Now.
Yeah! All right!
This is what
we needed, buddy.
How far are we planning
on taking this, dude?
Why do you ruin everything
Just enjoy the night.
Hey, um...
I'm sorry. I had no
idea that you were a cop.
Oh.
No, I'm not really a cop.
What do you mean?
We're more than cops.
Yeah, we help all
the intense units.
SWAT, FBI.
The other day,
we were on a 5150...
and this guy comes off with
a sawed-off shotgun, right?
Bang,bang,bang!
Dude, what are you-
I look behind me
and J-Rock...
puts one in the chest
and two in the balls.
One in each ball.
Wow, really?
No, I don't
shoot testicles.
Do not let that
humble face fool you.
And we all at the force talk about
it. We think he needs a serious...
back massage.
Okay.
Uh, I'm Josie.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too...
Chang.
Oh...
Chang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chang, yeah.
That's my name.
It's a family name.
Chang you very much.
That was racist.
I'm sorry.
You're funny.
I'm sure I will see you
around, Officer Chang.
Oh, my lord!
Ooh!
She likes you, Justin.
You do not mess
with the law!
You don't mess with the law! Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
We have problem.
Cops stopped us from
getting Georgie to sign.
What kind of cops?
Hie-cops?
Yeah.
Did they buy you
a donut?
Now find me those cops.
Police
hand signals are crucial
in life-threatening
situations.
The most important
hand signal is Code 4.
Code 4 means,
"All clear.
"We're all good here."
Code 4. All clear.
What is Code 387?
Grand The.
What is Code 287?
Kidnapping.
Watch your surroundings.
Control the situation.
Remember the
3 essential steps of self-defense.
Absolutely. It's all the
technique I told you about.
Okay?
Let's may, Joey.
Try to kill me.
You're the bad guy. You're
the crackhead, I'm the cop. Go.
Come at me.
Come at me.
You stabbed me, you
son-of-a-b*tch! Sorry.
Whoo!
All right!
What you got going, my dude?
Whatever
we want! We're cops!
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, sh*t, dude.
Play it cool, Chang.
Play it cool? I can't
play it cool. I'm black!
Turn off
the engine and step out of the car.
Okay. I'm getting out.
Hands on top of your head.
Okay-
Are you
wearing an LAPD uniform?
Officer, I can explain-
Turn around!
Spread your legs.
Don't fight it!
Officer,
what are you doing?
Whoo!
Officer!
I'm gonna ride you!
0h, my gosh!
What is wrong with you?
You should have
seen your face, man!
Wow. Where did
you get this?
eBay, dude.
eBay? Yeah,
there's tons of them.
Isn't this so illegal?
No.
Well, I mean, yeah.
Putting the lights on
kind of is.
I had to do that myself.
Got it online.
Then I went to Kinko's.
Kinko's?
Plastered it on myself.
This is crazy, dude.
Some next level sh*t
is what it is, Justin.
Some next level sh*t.
Load it up and crack a trick
I'm above the law, b*tch
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