Let's Be Cops Page #7

"madame?" That's French.

That was sweet.

Here you go, buddy.

What if I start

sweating, dude?

These tattoos are

gonna run down my face.

Then don't sweat.

What do you mean, "Don't

sweat?" I'm not doing this.

Why you got to

be such a b*tch?

Pupa,don%

call me a b*tch.

You made such a cool game. If you

make it, then you got to play it.

I've been saying

that this whole time.

You made such a cool game, now you gotta play it.

What are you doing

with your accent?

What are you

doing with your voice?

I was agreeing

with you.

But you have an accent.

I know you are agreeing with me,

but you're saying it like I was.

What I'm saying is, you made a

great game and I believe in you.

So, now, you just gotta

play it.

All right, dude.

Feel free to rob him.

Oh, boy. He can't hear you. I'm

just going to ignore him from now on.

How is this on me?

This is insane.

Listen, Justin,

no matter what happens...

no matter what

anyone says to you,

all you gotta

say to them is...

What does that mean?

It means, "Suck my balls

and cock, you cocksucker."

Yeah, just say that.

Okay.

Good luck, homes. You're

gonna need it.

Look, I'm telling you,

we look a lot alike.

But Mossi is probably gonna

recognize that you're not me...

and then he gonna

cut your face off!

All right. Is that-?

What are you talking about?

Whoo! I'm sorry.

It's not funny.

Wait a second.

What?

One extra

touch for you.

Pretty good,

right here.

Oh God, no.

Just trust him.

Put it in.

You put this in your mouth. Ow. Ryan!

You'll need it.

You need it, man.

Here they come.

Ow. Ow. Aah!

I'm going to die here.

It smells like prison

and bad parenting.

Oh! Oh!

Relax! You'll be in and out.

All we gotta do is find out what's

in those crates and you'll be done.

We'll get footage of it,

and you're out.

That's easy for you to say.

They are all staring at me.

Then stare back at them.

You are a cholo vato killer!

Own that sh*t!

I suck balls and cock.

Ah.

Con o.

That's what I thought. Ah,

dude, I think it's working!

Hell yeah, Chang!

You tell them!

RYAN". Nice! Okay, we're in!

Dude, those chicks are hot.

Shut

up,dude. I'm freaking out.

Just relax. Be like everybody

else or you'll stand out.

Good.

Dude! What are you doing?

I'm doing my

white girl dance.

Stop doing that sh*t!

There's got to be some sort

of back room or storage area.

You've got some

balls coming in here.

Come with me.

Mossi's gonna

wanna speak to you.

Been looking for you.

Okay.

Sh*t, what do I do?

I don't know,

but don't be nervous.

But don't

f*** it up, either.

The f*** are you

doing here?

I best not be finding out

you lost one of my crates.

Make him say

what's in those crates!

Um...

What exactly are we referring

to in those crates, bro?

Hit this sh*t.

Nah, bro. I'm already

super piped-out.

I was like, this pipe,

that pipe, every pipe.

You know what I'm saying?

You feel me? Cofio.

I didn't ask.

Just do it, dude.

He's testing you.

You just got

cranked up, fool.

Ryan, what did I just smoke?

What does "cranked up" mean?

You just smoked

crystal meth, dude.

Crystal meth?

It's not going to affect you.

It's not going to affect me?

What are you talking about?

Right there! They have a

basement! You gotta go down there.

No way, dude. Frigging

twitching right now.

Do not puss out now!

I'm pussing out.

Listen to me.

You gotta go down there

and see what that was.

You listen to me,

all right?

I'm having a heart

attack right here!

AH right,

just open up that window.

Okay. Okay.

Why'd you hit me

in the face for? It's me!

Move! I've got an

awesome entrance.

F***,yeah!

That wasn't cool.

What the f*** are you

wearing? Here's where we're at.

I did some intel, and that's

their safehouse down there.

As the leader

in our situation,

I'm gonna check

that out first.

You're gonna hang out in the

hallway and stand guard, okay?

What? No, dude,

I'm on crystal meth!

I know, it's awesome.

I'm veryjealous of that.

How fun is it? I've

done it 11 times. Eleven?

And I smoked crack once.

Let's go!

No, please.

Don't leave me alone here.

Please, I'm itching.

I've got this post-nasal

drip thing going.

Don't do that!

You're gonna make me-

Don't- Hey!

Think about something else.

Think about apple pie.

I've got to take

my teeth out.

I gotta take the hat off.

I gotta take this thing

off my ear. Wig off.

Okay, come on.

What the hell

are you doing?

Oh, sh*t.

I can't stop twitching.

Okay, just don't think

about it. It's a mind thing.

Okay-

Come on, J.

I'm so scared.

Hold my hand.

I'm not holding

your hand.

Dude, I think I'm

addicted to crystal meth.

You just

smoked it once.

Oh, my God. I would

suck dick for this high.

You've got

to be kidding.

I wouldn't,

but what if I do?

I don't want

to suck dick.

Because I know I'm gonna get good at it.

Oh!

Sh*t!

Look at all

these lights!

Not the lights. We're

excited about the guns, right?

Right. Right.

Holy sh*t.

Justin, it's the crates.

Check it out.

Jackpot, dude.

Jack-motherfucking-pot.

See these tags?

Yeah, man.

You know what these are?

These were confiscated

by the police.

Yeah.

They were supposed to destroy

this sh*t. He stole all this.

I feel real good

right now.

I want to build a porch.

We should build a porch!

Right now! That'd be great.

Right.

I don't even know if I'm good

at woodwork or anything...

but I feel like

I can do that.

Mmm.

Dude, look at me.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey.

You wanna

go crazy, dude?

No.

Neither do I.

Thank you. That makes

me feel like a leader.

Holy sh*t.

You know what this is?

Clothes.

This is actual

SWAT gear, man.

Let's be real. We're

never gonna build a porch.

We're just lying

to ourselves, man.

I just want

to die, dude.

What the hell is going on with you, man?

Something's going on

inside my heart. It hurts.

Let's go, meth head, now. I'm sorry.

Now!

I'm sorry, man.

I feel so sad!

Stop.

Whoa.

Look at how far

this one goes.

What are you doing?

This is so white trash, I

don't even know what I'm saying.

What is that sound?

Our heroes rise from

the depths of Hades!

Stop, dude. You're getting so scary.

Hey, man, where

are you going? Wait up.

I got it. Mossi looks like

the original General Zod.

Hey!

Aah!

Hey-

You and me, right now.

Wait!

I'll rip your head off!

Timeout, okay?

Seriously, guys!

Uh-huh.

Who's next?

F***.

Check it out.

It's a jackpot.

What?

Look, with the guns...

with the SWAT, and Mossi's

boss, I got all his guys pinned.

I've got enough evidence to

put this guy away for years.

That's great, man.

Remember that long tunnel?

See where it leads?

t leads to Georgie's.

Oh.

That's why he

wants Georgie's so bad.

It's not about money laundering.

It's about having control...

of both ends

of the tunnel.

Do you see?

Why?

That's the right question.

Do you remember Segars said that

every time that they raid Mossi...

they come up

with nothing.

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