Lethal Weapon 3
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 118 min
- 2,100 Views
[Flames roar]
[Sirens blare]
[Tires screech]
Riggs, Homicide.
COP:
Nobody's dead.RIGGS:
The night's young.This is Sergeant Murtaugh.
RIGGS:
Threat or scare?COP:
Real thing.COP:
He saw the device.MAN:
It's on Level 1, by the gas pumps.I wrote the license plate number.
That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot.
RIGGS:
You evacuated the building?COP:
It's clean.ROGER:
Where's the bomb squad?COP:
Coming.ROGER:
Good. It's under control. Let's go.I think we ought to check this out.
ROGER:
Riggs?RIGGS:
What?- Bomb squad's coming.
- There's no bomb!
- How do you know?
- Because it's a full moon.
Moon, lunar, lunatics. They're everywhere.
RIGGS:
Is that Greek?ROGER:
No, Latin.You surprise the sh*t out of me.
There's no bomb.
It happens. He probably saw a radio
on the back seat.
Let's not mess with it.
Wait for the bomb squad.
You're right. You sit tight,
I'll be right back.
What's the matter with you?
- There's a bomb in there!
- No, there's not.
- There's a bomb in there!
- There is not!
There's a bomb in there!
- You know how I know?
- How?
I've got eight days till retirement
and I won't make a stupid mistake.
There is no bomb!
I'll bet vital parts of my anatomy!
RIGGS:
Look.Trust me. Okay?
That's usually my first mistake.
Hey, Riggs!
ROGER:
Hey, wait. I'm coming.RIGGS:
Rog?RIGGS:
Is your insurance paid up?ROGER:
Of course. Why?RIGGS:
There could be a bomb in here.ROGER:
Oh, God!ROGER:
I hate it when I'm right.RIGGS:
Learn to trust your instincts more.ROGER:
Oh, God.The first impression
RIGGS:
Drive shaft...I wonder if there's a bomb.
Just don't touch it.
Just looking.
[Riggs mutters to himself, bomb beeping]
What are you doing?
Don't open the door! Don't!
[Doorhandle clicks]
Son of a b*tch, just look at it.
That's all I'll do, just look.
There's more plastic than Cher.
RIGGS:
I love this job.This is amateur night.
Open the door. I can't hear you.
RIGGS:
Open the door.Don't do nothing.
Not that one!
ROGER:
You son of a b*tch.RIGGS:
This is a pretty shonky job.I can dismantle it.
It looks like Beirut to me. Let's go!
[Thud]
[Roger gasps]
Everybody's outside. Just me, you
and the cat are dumb enough to be here.
Nearly a cat-tastrophe, huh?
- Relax, Rog. Relax.
- Right.
Don't do nothing.
We've got 9 minutes and 7 seconds left.
You know what we can do?
Fine, it's your turn to drive.
No keys. I could hot-wire it.
Don't even say "hot-wire"
around this stuff!
You're right.
Why am I doing this? Why?
I'm going to have to do it
the old-fashioned way.
What are you thinking?
ROGER:
What are you thinking?- I'm thinking we should cut the blue wire.
- Wait!
- That's not what I think.
No! No!
I'm thinking it's 8 minutes and 42 seconds.
We can go upstairs, wait for
the bomb squad, and have a cappuccino.
The bomb squad never gets here on time.
And it's 8 minutes, 31 seconds.
Rog, please.
Forget the cappuccino.
- You know what they'll say?
- "Get the f*** out of here!"
But then they'll say: "Let's cut
the blue wire," which I'll do right now.
- Wait, wait!
- What?
How can you be so sure?
It's just a hunch.
A hunch?
Remember the bomb under your toilet?
- How could I forget?
- Red wire, blue wire, same thing.
This is more simplified,
but a bit more powerful.
From where I sat, I couldn't see.
Forget it. Come on, trust me.
Trust you?
Guess not. I'm cutting the red wire, okay?
Ho... ho...
What? What?
A minute ago you said blue!
I did?
You said blue!
- I meant red.
- Sure?
We can do it your way.
ROGER:
[Yells] My way? I don't have...RIGGS:
[Whispers] Quiet!I'm sure, okay?
Ah, sh*t!
RIGGS:
Ready?Rog?
What?
Won't you miss all this good stuff
when you retire?
RIGGS:
Won't you miss it a little bit?[Riggs chuckles]
RIGGS:
I'm cutting the wire.RIGGS:
Snip. All done.RIGGS:
Rog...ROGER:
Yeah?Grab the cat!
Grab the cat?
RIGGS:
Get out of there! Take cover![Thunderous explosion]
[Riggs and Roger yelling]
[Glass and debris shattering]
[Low rumbling turns to silence]
[Both groan and sigh]
COP:
Where are they?[Cat meows]
Bravo.
[Sirens blaring]
Whoops.
Right. Whoops.
Right.
[Cat meows]
ROGER:
Seven days till retirement,I'm busted down to patrolman.
I should've cut the red wire.
- You did.
- No, I cut the blue wire.
That's what I meant.
- We should've waited for the bomb squad.
- Must I hear this every day?
- That'll be a week too long.
- My feet are killing me.
- They're killing me, too.
- How?
- I have to listen to you b*tch about them!
- Because you should've cut the red wire!
- I did cut the red wire!
What's this?
It's kind of soft... not a bulletproof vest.
It won't keep anything out.
It'll keep my stomach in.
What've you got under there?
It's a girdle.
What?
It's a girdle!
Does Trish know?
It's not a woman's girdle.
It's a man's girdle!
- They make girdles for men?
- Yeah!
- They do?
- Yeah, they do!
I haven't worn this uniform in 15 years!
- Cleaners must have shrunk it.
- You should take it to Chin.
ROGER:
I did take it to Chin. Look at it.It shrunk all up in here.
ROGER:
I have to hold my breath.Did you see that?
ROGER:
See what?RIGGS:
Jaywalker.Jaywalking?
Hold it right there, pal.
Step up here, please.
- Me?
- Yes, you.
- What'd I do?
- Stand there.
Jaywalking. I saw you.
I'll have to cite you.
Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on!
ROGER:
Should I radio for backup?RIGGS:
Smart-ass.Can you get the ticket book?
You're hassling me for...
RIGGS:
Shut up!ROGER:
Yeah!- Do you know how to fill one of these out?
- A long time ago.
ROGER:
I can't read it.The print is too small without my glasses.
Can we speed this up?
You may have nothing to do, but I do.
No, we can't, so will you shut up?
RIGGS:
Jaywalking.ROGER:
Ask for his license.RIGGS:
License, for jaywalking?ROGER:
Yeah.I don't have it on me. I wasn't driving.
I was walking.
Do I need a walking license now?
RIGGS:
Let's just shoot him!JAYWALKER:
Is he crazy?We'll make it look like suicide!
RIGGS:
Get out of the way!ROGER:
No, the video cameras!I don't care! I'll drill him!
Get out of here, before he kills you!
ROGER:
Go that way! Not that way!RIGGS:
This way! Over here!RIGGS:
Run!ROGER:
Now!BOTH:
Run![Both laugh]
MAN:
Wait a minute!You forgot to sign!
What was that?
MAN:
Wait a minute.You forgot to sign the form.
Who're you?
MAN:
You're not the regular guy?COURIER:
He's on vacation.MAN:
On vacation?Well, who the hell is that?
Get in the truck!
[Gunshot]
[Scattered screaming]
COURIER:
You f***ing prick![Tires screech]
ROGER:
Riggs!DELORES:
Are you a cop?Fourteen-sixty. Into pursuit.
Will continue transmission.
GUARD:
Call 911.Okay, honey. Let me drive.
We're in pursuit.
DELORES:
I'm driving! Don't worry.
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