Look Who's Talking Too Page #2

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- You spend most of your time doing it.

He just said it's not his main job.

Cut him some slack.

Since I married, I haven't flown.

I'll never work for an airline.

At this rate there are a lot

of things you won't be doing.

Unlike your son, Stuart,

who's got a plethora of opportunities.

What about Stuart? It's about you,

Mollie and your income tax.

Every two weeks

he calls Mollie for money.

Don't worry. He'll be all right

as soon as he settles down.

He has a degree in accounting, which is

like money in the bank. Unlike you.

What do you say we go out

and get some Carvel?

I got the time if you got the diapers.

Come on, Mike. Come on. Come on.

- I can't believe you did that.

- What did I say?

Ma, you are forever on his case.

He's a slob, he's belligerent.

He has the earning capacity

of an illiterate immigrant.

But I won't say anything

if that's what you want.

That's what I want.

That's your baby sister, Julie,

in there. She's kicking.

Now, wait a minute.

My little sister is in my juice cup?

You want to feel it? Here.

- Give me your hand.

- Oh, in there.

Don't you hate it when your head

is caught in your placenta?

I know. Let's play her

a little song, Mom.

This was always good for me.

Oh, now I'll never get

that tune out of my head.

When I have this new baby girl,

I'm gonna need your help, okay?

- And you know why?

- Tell me.

Because you're gonna

be Julie's big brother.

All right! Lay one on me.

- Night-night, honey.

- Night-night.

Remember, you're gonna

be her big brother.

I'm gonna be a big brother.

I'm gonna be a big brother.

Okay, that feels pretty good.

Here we go. In the...

Not in the nose!

Okay, bottoms up.

Do you believe what they're asking

for teddy bears? It's a crime.

Well, I think we got everything.

Teddy bear, teething rings,

P.J. Sparkles.

Yes, I'll kiss you.

Here you go, Ace. Keep the change.

All right, baby, here we go. Gum

this down. No, there's no salt on it.

Hey, punk! Get your own toy.

All right, that's it.

I'll rip your lungs out! Give it

to me! What are you smiling at?

I guess you never messed with

anybody's big brother before.

Give it!

There you go. Take that.

Here you go, baby. Yeah, you can

put it back in your mouth.

I love you so much.

I'll never let anybody hurt you.

It looks like I got

my work cut out for me.

What did I tell you?

Look at this mess you got us into.

I told you to take 48th.

You should have taken 48th!

48th is just as bad.

Take a quick left.

We'll shoot over to 46th.

Poor Daddy, hanging out

with buttholes all day long.

You didn't take the left!

Want to think about

getting toys in here?

I mean, it's lonely in the front seat.

I'll just push this.

That doesn't work.

There we go. There's something.

I think I broke it.

There it goes, right back on.

He didn't even see me.

Pull over.

I can walk faster than this.

All right, fine. Walk.

That's...

Two dollars. Here you go.

Wait. My kid must have

pushed the button!

Too bad. Don't bring him to work.

Oh, man!

Did you push the button?

Yeah. I think I did.

Want some cookie?

It's a little moist but take a bite.

- Did you bring the shoebox?

- What shoebox?

- Stop fighting.

- Did you look in the closet?

You know what I'm talking about.

All right. Okay. All right.

Come on. All right, all right!

Now, let's discuss

this bad business loan.

Basically, their Uncle Ernie...

...convinced them that it'd be a great

idea to call their restaurant...

...Eat Me Raw.

It was a great idea. It was gonna

have sushi, steak tartar...

...and raw vegetables.

- Crudities.

- Exactly. You know.

It had a quixotic quality.

People thought

it was an X-rated movie house.

- But they still wanted to eat there.

- Everybody was offended.

Yes, but they still

wanted to eat there.

- Are you okay?

- I think I'm just going into labour.

That's it. It's time

to blow this pop stand.

Jeez, I'm all cramped.

And this thing!

- Do you want us to reschedule?

- No, no.

You know, these things take hours,

believe me.

All right, let's discuss

this $1200 loss.

- I believe that was the salmon.

- Salmon?

The whole idea of sushi

is that it's fresh.

I ate at a five-star restaurant last

week. And they gave me frozen sushi.

- I don't think so.

- I believe so. Cold.

You're so naive

when it comes to frozen sushi.

This'll teach me to accessorize.

Did Uncle Ernie have any experience

in the restaurant business?

No.

Ernie was more of an idea man.

That's giving him a lot of credit.

Do you have the books?

- The books. Yeah, books.

- What do you mean?

Papers with numbers on them!

Debits and credits!

- We don't have any of that!

- Do not yell at him!

Ernie was an idiot! It was a stupid

idea and they lost their shirts!

So just allow the f***ing deduction!

I heard life is short,

but this is ridiculous.

Don't be alarmed.

Now, your baby is in distress.

- What?! What's wrong?

- We're going to do a cesarean.

- Rona! Where is she?

- She's right through there.

Hey, Mikey. You're gonna

be a big brother, doll!

You know what, Rona?

I'm just the right kid for the job.

- Did my husband get here yet?

- We called him. He's coming.

Clamp.

- Honey?

- James, the baby's in trouble.

She's okay. She's coming right out.

Well, at least I've achieved

most of my goals.

Sponge. Get that.

Honey, everything's good.

Scissors.

It's okay.

Look at that. Interesting.

Almost there. Just a bit longer.

- Bladder retractor.

- Educational.

- Hold this bladder, please.

- It's kind of...

Let's get this bladder.

I'm fine. It's...

I guess this is the end.

Here she comes.

No! My neck! My neck!

Hey, you with the scissors!

Cut me some slack here!

There you go.

Jeez! For crying out loud!

Is she really okay?

She's fine.

How about him?

He'll be all right.

There you go.

Oh, my poor, sweet baby.

I'm gonna take

extra special care of you.

Hey, you look a lot better

from the outside.

I'll take her now.

- Where am I going?

- Where're they taking her?

In observation.

What happened to my quality time?

Bye, honey. Bye, honey.

I don't want to go anyplace!

Bye-bye, honey. Bye-bye.

First a lousy birth and now this.

Jeez, life sucks!

- You're next.

- Oh, I hope so.

- Bye, doll.

- Bye, Daddy.

- Congratulations!

- Thanks.

Hey, Pop!

Hi, honey. How's your head?

Mikey, this is your sister, Julie.

Hi, Julie. Welcome to the outside.

I'm your big brother, Mikey.

I'll be in charge of you

for the next few years.

Smacking you around, getting you

in shape, teaching you things.

Anything you need, ask.

Who's this a**hole?

Say no more.

You're tired after all that travelling.

That long trip down the birth canal.

Stop. You're killing me.

I got you something

for coming into the world.

Here. Have a cow, honey.

Get away!

Fine. Don't have a cow.

- Eddie, let's get a apple juice.

- No, I'm into my training thing.

What training thing?

I'm wearing the training pants, man.

Don't tell me you're going along

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