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Look Who's Talking Too Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1990
- 81 min
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with this potty business.
We have to,
because the Toilet Man says so.
Who?
Mr. Toilet Man eats
your doo doo and your pee pee.
So I say, give it to him.
Eat your doo doo and pee pee?
Who said that?!
- My mother. You calling her a liar?
- No.
She told me that
diapers are for babies.
But eat your doo doo and your pee pee?
The thought is too hideous!
- Oh, yeah?
- Tell you what.
Let's take my sister for a walk.
All right.
Quick, while the moms aren't looking.
Let's take her to the zoo
and leave her there.
He would have a friend.
She won't like the lions.
And they're both schmucks.
- Mommy! Mommy!
- Wait, wait.
Uh-oh. Busted.
- Oh, honey, you okay?
- Yeah, she's fine.
Don't take your sister away.
Mommy's heart jumped into her throat.
Do you have to be so graphic?
I was taking her for a walk.
I thought she'd have a good time.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay, sweetheart?
Here, let me give you a present.
Here. What's this?
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?
Well, it's hospital garbage.
They make crack pipes out of these.
- Let me see your hands.
- My hands are okay, Ma.
- Don't.
- Give Mommy your hands.
No, please. They're okay.
They're clean.
That is it.
I have had it with this park!
Sorry. She didn't mean
to throw that on you.
Mikey, time to go to bed.
I told him he could watch a video.
He needs to go to bed.
But I promised
he could finish watching the video.
He can finish it tomorrow.
He's tired.
- Don't undermine me.
- You don't undermine me!
- Let's take it outside.
- Okay.
Because she's a baby
I have to go to bed early.
What're you looking at?
If I say Mikey can do something
and you say he can't...
...then you cut my nuts off.
How can I be a good dad?
You're the man
so you make the decisions?
I don't get to make all the decisions
because I'm the man!
Look, if I promise him something,
don't make me look like an a**hole.
- You're doing a good job yourself!
- Keep it down out there, please?
I am his mother.
I see my tired baby sitting there,
and I know he's got to get up early.
- For what?
- Because I'm taking him to baby gym.
Oh, no. Not baby gym.
- He needs to socialize with kids.
- Go to the park.
I'm not taking him
to the park anymore!
You know what he did?
- Throw it out.
- He could get diseases from that!
You're so scared! You're gonna
bring him up to be a real crybaby.
I am going to baby gym.
I don't see why you care anyway.
- What's that mean?
- What do you mean, what's it mean?
It means that it's your money
so I'm not supposed to care.
- I didn't say that.
- It's what you think.
You earn more money
so you can make the decisions...
...and I'm out of here.
- I do not!
I have never, ever
brought up money before!
Why does everything
have to be your way?
It doesn't!
- Shut up!
- Shut up, you!
Let's take stock here.
My brother is 27 pounds of stupid.
My parents are okay separately
but as a couple, they stink.
Why don't you just put me
in a f***ing dress, okay?
I guess you're my only friend, Herbie.
Intellectually it takes at least
three dates to know somebody.
But emotionally, I'll just look at the
way he'll eat something disgusting.
Like chili dogs.
This voice inside me says you can't
spend the next 60 years with him.
- You're planning on living a long time.
- You know what I mean.
You and James have been
together forever.
Yeah, a year and a half.
For a non-obsessive relationship,
that's pretty good.
- You know what I hate?
- What?
I hate the way James is always
telling me how to take care of Mikey.
I carried the kid for nine months.
I went through labour and the pain.
I know what I'm doing. I should
be lord and emperor of that child.
gets frustrated, you know?
Because he doesn't have a job
that he loves. Like we do.
We're really lucky.
- I don't know what to do.
- I don't know what to say.
You know what you have to do? You
have to take control of the situation.
You can't wait for this schmendrick
to get his act together.
He is not a schmendrick.
He is a good father.
For your information,
he works real hard.
That's the trouble.
He works his ass off for nothing.
Now Daddy has an account
with Corporate Pilots.
They earn between 30
and 50,000 dollars a year.
a job like that.
I'm way ahead of you.
We already asked.
James has to call Freddie.
Tell him how many hours, what planes.
No. Ma, you know, if James
had a job that he really loved...
...and he could make money,
And you have Daddy to thank.
- Six. Six.
- A dollar.
Six dollar. Yeah. Seven?
A card's a card.
Why do you have to name them all?
What kind of equipment do they fly?
I don't know. You'll find out.
At least with my job I can fly
different types of aeroplanes.
Jimmy, what does it matter?
A jet's a jet.
Well, you don't love flying,
so it wouldn't matter to you.
This isn't about what aeroplanes
they have to fly. What is it?
You want to know what it is?
It's your mother, okay?
- They're controlling your life.
- They do not control my life.
Why are you and your brother
accountants?
Because we dearly love it.
Oh, come on!
You dearly love being accountants?
I do. It deals with my favourite
things, numbers and people.
And they check our tax return every
year just to make me look stupid.
That isn't true!
You said it was okay.
Maybe it's not.
Look, don't take the job.
I don't care.
Fine. I won't.
Oh, honey. I'm sorry.
Oh, sweetheart.
- I was just trying to help.
- I know you were helping me.
I thought that if you did something
you loved, you'd be happier.
I shouldn't have said anything.
My mom and dad were trying to help
so they talked to their friends.
- Now you hate them.
- I don't hate them.
I have always been really
nice to your mother.
Honey, look, I'll call Freddie
tomorrow, okay?
Don't call him just
because I'm bawling.
I'll find out what it's all about,
and I won't promise you anything.
It won't be because you're crying.
Okay. All right, give me a kiss.
Who the hell is that?
Who is it? Damn it.
It must be some kind of nut!
Here, let me open it. What?
- Do you know who I hate?
- Stuart!
How you doing? You're back!
This is my brother. This is James.
I hate these Orientals! They're
buying up this country. You know why?
- He's the accountant for Mitsubishi.
- Not anymore.
Americans have turned themselves
into fat-assed lazy slobs...
...who'd rather sell their toes
than get up and walk a block.
- Could I stay here for a while?
- As long as you want.
I'll make up the couch! Yes!
Oh, what a dilemma.
Do I stay or do I pee?
What if Eddie said was true?
Mr. Toilet Man eating your pee pee?
Oh, well, I guess
But then, on the other hand,
what if there is a Mr. Toilet Man?
Well, I think I better just turn
the light on just to make sure.
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