Look Who's Talking Too Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1990
- 81 min
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Why'd they do that?
He was just working his plate.
I'm sorry, Julie.
Night, baby.
I said to this guy,
"What are you, some kind of idiot?"
I did!
I said, "File a schedule C."
That's right!
You would, huh?
- Would what?
- File a schedule C?
Yeah, I would.
Okay, I can do it holding on.
But I wonder if I can make it
all the way to the couch.
All right, here goes nothing.
Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
I'm getting there. Yes!
I did it!
I made it! I walked!
Honey, you walked! You walked!
Stuart! You walked!
James! Julie...
Jimmy called. He'll pick up the kids.
Did he ask to talk to me at all?
It's only been a couple days.
Okay, fine, fine. Let's work.
contribute into an IRA account.
Her husband's covered by a pension.
You'd lose a $2000 deduction.
You need to do a separate
and a joint return.
- I know.
- I know you know.
I know you know I know.
Get a load of this a**hole here.
He's a teacher.
He figures that
his chair and his desk...
...are 1 I4 of his six-room apartment.
So he deducts
1 I24 of his residence as work space.
- Stuart, you can't do that.
- It's only 1 I24. Who will care?
He has a classroom
and a teacher's lounge.
And that's employer-provided
work space.
- You're strict.
- You could get away with it.
You want to be a criminal? Good.
What is wrong?
Well, look at us!
It's Saturday at 10:00,
and we're here with our 10-40s.
It's tax season!
I don't care.
Hey, this is fun.
I know what's wrong.
- I know what you're thinking.
- What?
"What's Jimmy doing?
He's out having a ball. "
Yeah, "ball" being the operative word.
Mollie, come on.
He's probably on his sister's couch,
watching TV.
No, he's probably getting laid.
Thank you very much, Stuart!
Mr. Wonderful, my brother.
- It's just a physical thing.
- Just work.
- Rona, let's go get something to eat.
- Okay, let's go.
drive with the top down.
She'd say it causes skin cancer.
And she'd say these cause emphysema.
And this causes liver disease.
Oh, man!
What a rush! Oh, man!
My wife would have hated that.
How dull!
You have to have some fun in life.
You know what her idea
of living dangerously is?
Forgetting one of her vitamins.
What a snail!
Hey, let's go get some pork.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. I just wish James
would get here, so I can go to work.
Okay, you little brat,
let go of her head.
Let go! Just, just...
Hey! Everybody in the circle.
Everybody in the circle.
Just get in the circle!
Everybody together.
Who am I talking to here?
Now, Eddie, run this potty thing
by me once more.
You gotta take control
of the situation.
How do you do that?
You gotta say, "Hey, yo, pee pee,
I know you're in there.
But you're not coming out
till I say so!"
And the pee pees listen to you?
Sometimes they do,
sometimes they don't.
That's what grownups are for.
- Hey, buster, what are you doing?
- Nothing.
Hey, Joey. Need some help?
Get in a circle!
Indians dance in a circle! Help me!
Jews and Italians dance in circles.
- They like it.
- Let's help Joey out.
Do that step we do.
Do this, kids.
Good! All right!
- Elvis! Elvis!
- Elvis, my man!
Come on! Dance! Dance!
Come on, damn it, I'll slap you!
- Hey, twist. Twist!
- Turn, turn.
Come on, twist.
Follow me. That's it.
Follow him.
Here, I'll give you a dollar.
- Hey, showoff. Get out of here.
- Hey, Mike.
Oh, I'm having a stroke!
Oh, boy!
Come here, E Ivis.
I'm your kid, not them.
You hit me. You hit me.
Hey, Mollie. See you later.
What's with him?
He acts like I don't even exist.
I don't get it. Am I losing it?
Oh, man, Julie, if we're gonna
get your daddy back...
...we're gonna have
to do some serious packaging.
- Are you with me, kid?
- Yeah, let's dress up for Daddy!
- Jimmy, hi.
- Hey, Rona. You look good.
- Thanks, doll.
- All right, big boy. I'll see you.
No, no. Don't go.
- I gotta go.
- For what?
- Jimmy, talk to her. Be nice.
Oh, hi.
You seen my sunglasses?
and work out some of your problems?
is squinting my eyes all day.
Don't you even miss us?
Calling out the heavy artillery, huh?
- Do you always have to be a putz?
- Oh, pipe down!
Maybe I should try what Eddie said.
I'll have a talk with my pee pee.
I'm getting ready to go to the potty,
so don't come out.
I can feel them in there,
but maybe it's working.
Maybe Eddie was right.
Okay, let's see if I can make it.
Still feel them.
Maybe they're listening to me.
Okay, don't come out.
Don't come out.
It's getting a little tougher now.
Don't come out. I'm almost there.
I might make it.
Don't come out.
I had to pinch that one back.
Don't come out.
I might make it if I could just
Wait a minute, hold it.
Mommy! Daddy!
Mommy! Daddy!
Mommy! Daddy!
- What's wrong with him?
- What? What?
- Honey! What a good boy!
- Mike, you did it!
I'm not done.
Rona! Stuart!
Mikey went pee pee in the potty!
Pee pee in the potty
Pee pee in the potty
Pee pee in the potty
Isn't it great, sweetie?
Your brother went pee pee.
Big deal. I made a doodie.
I can't believe this!
What a big boy! Good boy.
I haven't felt this good
since he was born.
It's better than money.
It's better than aeroplanes.
It's better than sex!
Well, I don't know about that, but...
You hungry?
I gotta go.
- I could fix anything you want.
- I got a 9:
00 flight.But it's pouring!
It's better to be up
in the air pouring...
...than it is on a highway in cars.
Who said the highway was safe?
Every year there's 200,000
fatalities related to the rain.
Rona! You want some chicken?
It depends on how it turns out.
Okay, so what do you need?
Paprika, vegetables?
Hey, Mollie.
Do you want some chicken?
- Hurricane Jonathan spreading damage.
- I don't eat meat.
Forecast calls for increased winds.
That's it.
I have to talk to Jimmy.
This is crazy.
This is Mollie Ubriacco.
Can I speak to my husband?
- He's on the field.
- He is? Has he taxied out yet?
- Not yet.
- Can somebody get him?
- It's an emergency.
- No.
- Could you reach him on his phone?
- No.
Damn! All right, all right.
What terminal is he in?
Airborne Express terminal.
- What ramp?
- You'll have to come in and ask.
Okay, thank you very much.
Stuart, I've gotta go get James.
You feed the kids their dinner.
Do not give them any diet Coke
like last time.
Excuse me.
Where's Jimmy?
- Where's he going?
- Reno or something like that.
Wait! Hold it!
Wait a minute!
- New York Centre, 135.9.
47, Poppa.
What're you doing here?
- It was an emergency.
- You shouldn't be here.
No, you shouldn't be here.
It's too dangerous.
I've told you,
we fly around the weather.
You can't fly around it.
It's wall-to-wall storms.
Didrt you listen to the news?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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