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Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie
- G
- Year:
- 1981
- 79 min
- 1,496 Views
Eh, an Academy
Noble knights of the Round Table,
ahem,
ever since the accursed Black Knight
captured our singing sword,
Ahem.
One of ye knights
must recover the singing sword.
The Black Knight
has a fire-breathing dragon.
But... but... but the Black Knight
is invincible.
Odsbodkins!
Hath the knights of the Round Table
turned chicken?
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!
Yuk yuk yuk!
Only a fool would go after
the singing sword.
A good idea... fool.
Wha...?
Unless you bring back
the singing sword,
you will be put to the rack,
burned at the stake,
and beheaded.
Be-be-beheaded?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ah-ah-ah-choo!
Ah-choo!
You crazy, idiot, bedraggled dragon!
I warned you about
letting your fire get low.
Now you caught cold.
So this is the singing sword.
Big deal.
I wonder why they call it
the singing sword.
Aah aah aah aah aah aah aah
aah aah aah
drop that sword, varmint!
Quick!
The singing sword's been stolen!
Wake up, you fire-breathing lizard!
Stop breathing on me, you idiot!
Heh heh! That was simple.
Eee! eee! Eee!
Whoa, dragon!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Stupid dragon.
How's the water, doc?
Open that bridge, varmint!
Open it, I say!
Close it! Close it!
Close it up again!
O.K., rabbit,
you forced me to use force.
Hah! hah, dragon!
Hey! hah! Yah, dragon!
Hah, dragon! Hah!
Prepare yourself, rabbit.
I'm a-comin' over the wall.
You'll pay for this, varmint.
Now, uh,
let's see if I remember.
Head down, left arm stiff...
Ah-ah-ah-choo!
Ow!
You idiot.
Ah-choo!
Ah...
Aah! don't sneeze, you stupid dragon,
or you'll blow us to the moon!
ah-ah-ah-choo!
Dragons is so stupid.
Adios! have a nice trip!
Bon voyage! Farewell to thee!
Aah aah aah
aah aah aah aah
aah aah aah aah aah
aah aah
He got an
Oscar, and I got a carrot.
So without further ado, in three acts,
welcome to Friz Freleng's.
Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie,
starring... ha ha ha! Little old me.
Eh, what's up, doc?
You're despicable!
Sufferin' succotash!
Ooh! I thought I taw a Puddy Tat!
Th-th-the name's Porky Pig.
Eh, when
Hollywood was just a kid,
With the wacky and wonderful
slapstick comedy.
It was the time of baggy-pants comics.
And far-out gags.
Then Warner Brothers gave the world.
Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes.
Friz Freleng and his fellow innovators.
Created some of the zaniest,
looniest characters.
To ever appear on the silver screen,
and the baggy-pants comics was out.
As Charlie Chaplin himself once said,
"how can we compete?
These guys don't have to stop
to take a breath."
Then from the magic pen of Friz Freleng.
Came a warmhearted,
humble, little introvert.
Called Yosemite Sam.
Any one of you Lily-livered,
bowlegged varmints
care to slap leather with me?
In case any of you get any ideas,
you better know who you're dealing with.
I'm the hootingest, tootingest,
shootingest
bobtail wildcat in the west.
I'm the fastest gun north, south, east,
and west of the Pecos.
Well, hello there.
$50 million!
Ooh. hmm.
get married.
When I get my hands on that money,
I'll buy the old ladies home
and kick the old ladies out.
I'll have the orphans' home torn down,
and I'll get rid
of the police department.
Ha ha ha!
Heh. that evil character's after
that nice old lady's money.
Looks like this boy scout's
going to do his good deed for today.
Ooh! oh, it's chilly in here.
Coming.
Coming.
I want you, baby...
Your eyes, your lips.
Come with me to the Kasbah.
We'll make beautiful music together.
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Come to papa, baby.
Nothing like this has happened to me
since the boys got back
from Gettysburg.
Oh! oh! Ooh!
Oh! oh, goodness!
Oh, goodness.
Someone's at the door.
Don't go away. I'll be right back.
Aha! I find you, my little pigeon.
Fly with me to Paris.
Ha ha ha!
Oh! hoo hoo! My!
20 years nothing,
and then it all piles up
in one day.
Oh! ha ha ha!
Oh, goodness me!
Oh! oh! Oh!
oh! Hoo hoo hoo!
Eh, what is up, Monsieur le Physicien?
You darn dude!
I'll give you a taste of leather!
Ha! you have insulted great lover.
The Marquis of Queensberry rules.
Take this.
Oh!
Pistols at 10 paces?
You're on.
En garde.
I'm ready.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 9 1/2,
9 3/4, 9 3/16, 11/16,
12/16, 10!
Yep. it's right on time.
Ooh, what a night.
Open up!
Open up that door!
Coming.
Coming.
Now I got...
Emma!
Oh, you're cute.
Ha ha ha!
Yahoo!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, my! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, heavens to Betsy!
He's looped!
You'd better sit down
while I fix you
a cup of black coffee.
I'll be back with your coffee
in a jiffy.
Oh, that's too bad.
One or two lumps?
Make it two.
Two? O.K. 1, 2.
Ooh! ha ha ha!
Oh, my!
Here's your coffee. One or two lumps?
Aah!
That's how many!
Oh, he flipped his lid.
Great horny toads! Wait, Emmie!
Wait!
I'm sorry. Open up, Emmie.
Don't you come near me.
Aw, come on, Emmie.
Emmie!
Ooh! you're cute. Let's elope.
O.K. you get to the window.
I'll get a ladder.
I want to take a few things along.
Catch.
That dame's taking everything
but the kitchen sink.
Don't forget the money, Emmie.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Well, hello there.
Where am I?
Oh, it's powerful hot in here.
Is this Dallas?
No...
But you're close.
And what is your name,
little man?
It's Yosemite Sam.
Yosemite Sam. Now, let's see.
Yosemite Sam... yosemit... ah!
Here you are. Oh, my.
My goodness.
You have been a bad boy, haven't you?
The... the devil made me do it.
I mean, that rabbit made me do it.
Knock it off, Sam.
I can't stand to see a grown man cry.
I'll stop crying if you send me back.
Hmm...
I'll send you back on one condition...
You've got to bring somebody back
to replace you.
Oh, I will! I will!
I've already got the
very varmint in mind.
I'll send you back
as a Roman captain of the guards.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
Then it's a deal?
Shake.
Ow! ooh! Ow! Ow! Oh! Ow!
Ooh! ow! Ow! That's hot!
Ha ha ha!
When you're hot, you're hot.
O.K., back you go.
By gum, he did it. I'm back in Rome.
Fall in!
Forward march!
Hut, 2, 3, 4.
Hut, 2, 3, 4.
Hut, 2, 3, 4.
Hut, 2, 3, 4.
Hut, 2, 3, 4.
Eh.
Hut, 2, 3, 4.
What's that?
A parade!
Oh, boy, I love parades!
Hmm...
Get that rabbit!
Charge!
Oops.
Giddup! giddup! Giddup, mule! Hyah!
Hyah, hyah, mule!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, mule!
Whoa, mule!
Whoa!
Now where did that skunk of a rabbit go?
Why, you mangy, fang-toothed critter,
take that!
Maybe that will learn you
to keep your big mouth shut.
That fur-bearing varmint's
around here somewheres.
How many times do I have to tell you
to... shut... up?
Wait till I lay my hands
on that varmint.
I'll...
How now, brown cow?
No long-eared galoot
can outfox the captain of the guards.
O.K., rabbit,
now let's see who's the smartest.
Oh, it looks like you outsmarted me.
Oh, woe is me.
Ah, shut up.
Here, lions.
I hates rabbits.
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