Madea's Family Reunion Page #2

Synopsis: While planning her family reunion, a pistol-packing grandma must contend with the other dramas on her plate, including the runaway who has been placed under her care, and her love-troubled nieces.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Tyler Perry
Production: Lionsgate
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
25%
PG-13
Year:
2006
107 min
$63,200,000
Website
13,321 Views


fighting for my virginity...

than to be sitting there|dealing with this.

She'll be a great|foster mother, your honor.

This a Benz.|What kind of drugs you sell?

I don't sell drugs.

I'm a lawyer.

You get the drug dealers off.

That ain't no way to|talk to no grown person...

and stop poppin' that gum.

Don't tell me what to do.

Madea.

You better get her.

She don't know who|she's talking to.

You better|ask somebody, honey.

You know, the kids|are doing well.

Yeah, and Deborah...|how's she doing?

She's doing good,|15 months clean.

Good. I thought I was|gonna have to hide my purse...

at the family reunion,|'cause she used to steal.

No, you won't|have to do that.

So, where's it|gonna be this year?

Gonna be|at Aunt Ruby's.

Little girl, I'm gonna|ask you one more time...

to stop popping that gum.

Whatever.

You going|to Lisa's wedding?

Yeah, I'm going.

I tell you, that Vanessa's|been wearing me out...

asking me about I'm going.

Little girl, if you don't|stop popping that gum...

Look! If you touch me...

I'm gonna call 911.

My daughter tried that.|I hit her so hard...

she dialed 9-9-10.

You don't know me.|I'll whip an old woman.

What? Who the hell|you talking to?

I'm talking to you.

You think I'm playing?

You ain't got no sense!|Calm down!

- Calm down!|- Shut up! Shut up!

Now sit in that seat|and put the seat belt on.

You better put that|seat belt on right now!

What the hell is wrong|with these children today...

but, I set 'em straight.

I'm from the old school,|and I will beat...

the hell out of you first|and ask questions later.

If you don't know how|to get in line...

I will get you in line.

Remind me to never|leave my kids with you again.

Are you ready?

Welcome to your|wedding, darling.

I thought since he|proposed to you in Paris...

we'd give it|a Parisian theme.

The Eiffel tower...

an orchestra...

flowers flown in from Paris.

The only wedding...

Wow, you can do all this?

Oh, yes, darling,|I can get it done.

I like that one.

Well, this is|Tomojio's design.

He's my favorite, as well.

Now, his bid is a little|on the expensive side...

but he is worth it.

We want him.

Good.

This will be the wedding|to rival all weddings.

I'll get Tomojio|on the line...

and let him know you're|going with his design.

Madea is having|a family reunion...

and we're going.

I know. I heard.

You know we don't|fraternize, darling.

Mom, this is our family...

and it'll be good for you|to see your grandkids.

I don't want to see|those little bastards.

Mom! You will not talk about|my children that way.

I swear, Vanessa...

all the opportunities|we afforded you...

you have managed to throw|every one of them away.

You're just like your father.

Because Lisa's father|had money...

he was better than mine?

Your father was a musician...

who tried to ruin my life...

is what I meant.

Now, he threw|his life away...

and you are doing the same.

You took the easy way out|and married that evil...

All you wanted was his money.

You will watch your mouth.

That man did|everything he could...

for you and your sister...

and it wasn't easy,|asking him to take you in...

and you tried|with all your might...

to destroy my marriage.

And now you will|not talk about...

my late husband|in that manner.

You are so wicked.

You're gonna rot in hell.

I vacation there.

Who told you you know how|to fix a lawnmower?

Uncle Joe, I know what|I'm doing, all right?

I've fixed|lawnmowers before.

That ain't right.|You got to look here, boy.

Get on out of the way.

You got to work on|the auxiliary carburetor.

This is the spark plug.

You need the auxiliary...

This is the auxiliary|carburetor...

and everything run through|the auxiliary carburetor...

going on down|to the engine.

You see? All you|need to do...

is tap that|to get it in line.

See?

I'm 'a tell Mabel|you broke it.

Wait now, Mr. Jones.

I'm tell her you did it.

Hey, Isaac broke|your lawnmower.

- I did not.|- Yeah, you did.

You did. He broke it.

How you doin', Isaac?|Good to see you.

How you doin', Madea?

What's going on, man?|How you doin'?

Hey, Brian.

- How are you?|- Good, good.

I was sure hoping they|would lock you the hell up.

Only thing locked up|'round here is your bowels.

Now shut the hell up.

How you doin', Daddy?

Hey, Brian.|Hey, uh, Tiffany...

How you doin'?

Daddy, this is|not my daughter.

They all look alike to me.

Who it's for?

Madea is her|new foster mother.

You're gonna have|a house guest.

That child ain't|staying here.

You can't stay here.

Go back to where|you came from.

You can't stay|in this house.

Bad enough|you let that gal...

move in here|with them two babies...

making all that|racket...

all day long,|now you brought her.

Every time I send you|somewhere...

you come back|with somethin'.

Take it back.|We don't want it.

Return to sender.

I remember I sent you|somewhere too...

and you came back|with somethin'.

You still itchin'?

Yo' mama.

Hell. That's my|mama too, ain't it?

Don't say that|in front of this child.

Come in the house.

I'll show you where|you're sleeping.

Daddy, you gotta stop|being so mean.

I wish I had been|mean to your mama.

Then I wouldn't be|sitting here...

Iooking at you right now.

That's crazy as hell, all|these people in this house.

I'm gonna call|the fire marshal.

That is against the law!

I'm gonna|need some weed...

to be dealing with|all these people in here.

Babies crying|every five minutes.

Hell!

How you doin'?

Why, thanks, I'm fine.

My heart's all better...

from you shooting me|down the other day.

You still haven't|called a brother.

You still have my number?

Yes? No?

Maybe?

What do you keep|writing in that pad?

Why?

I'm just wondering.

Poetry.

Poetry, wow.

You're a poet?

Will you just drive|this bus, please, man?

You know,|I like poetry too.

Check this out.

Roses are red...

violets are blue.

If you go out with me...

you will like me too.

A smile!

Ladies and gentlemen,|hallelujah, I see a smile.

You are so...

You should|go out with me.

I know this|great spot... poets.

Lady, please say yes|so he can shut up.

What do you say?

I've had a really|long day...

my feet hurt, these|pantyhose are too tight...

and I got two kids at home|waiting for me.

Two?

Yeah, two.

I bet he don't want to|go out now. Two kids?

Dude, she said "two kids."|Think about it.

- You need to shut up.|- Don't start, Tyreka.

I got a son.

Maybe we could make this|a family thing...

if you say yes.

Miss? Miss!

He really is a nice guy.

I take my son to the park|every Saturday.

You should|bring your kids.

You call me,|and I'll tell you where.

What do you say?

I'll think about it.

Good morning.

That baby's speaking to you.|Say good morning.

And?

Oh, I'm sorry.|Natural reaction.

I was getting ready to|jump over this table here.

You ain't got time|to eat that.

Bus'll be here any minute.

You should've|been down earlier.

Take it to school|with you.

I don't want|to go to school.

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Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry (born Emmitt Perry Jr.; September 13, 1969) is an American actor, playwright, and filmmaker. In 2011, Forbes listed him as the highest paid man in entertainment, earning $130 million USD between May 2010 and 2011.Perry created and performs the Madea character, a tough elderly black woman. Perry's films vary in style from orthodox filmmaking techniques to filmed productions of live stage plays. Perry is estimated to have earned around US$75 million by 2008. Many of Perry's stage-play films have been subsequently adapted as films. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays during the 1990s and early 2000s. Perry has developed several television series, most notably Tyler Perry's House of Payne, which ran for eight seasons on TBS from June 21, 2006, to August 10, 2012. On October 2, 2012, Perry struck an exclusive multi-year partnership with Oprah Winfrey and her Oprah Winfrey Network. The partnership was largely for the sake of bringing scripted television to the OWN, based on Perry's previous success in this area. Perry has created multiple scripted series for the network, The Haves and the Have Nots being its most successful. The Haves and the Have Nots has given OWN its highest ratings to date as of 2014, with the series also referred to as "one of OWN's biggest success stories with its weekly dose of soapy fun, filled with the typical betrayals, affairs, and manipulations." more…

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