Madea's Family Reunion Page #6

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If you roll your|eyes at me again...

I'll take 'em out|and turn 'em around...

and have 'em looking at you.

Lord have mercy.

It's so good to see|the whole family together.

Thank you, Madea.

I try. I use my pistol|for some of 'em...

'cause that's|all they understood.

I had to threaten|half of 'em here.

Aunt Ruby ninety-six.

She needed to see|all her family.

I'm thirsty.

Baby, get us some lemonade|out the house, please.

Yes, ma'am.

They told me she was a handful.

How you get her to be so polite?

I been tearing that ass up.

I look at all these|foster parents...

taking these children in,|just trying to get money...

but you know what I found out?

Ain't nothing wrong|with these children.

All they need is|some love and support...

and somebody be|patient with them...

and they'll be all right.

That's what I found out|about these kids.

Didn't I tell you to get|the hell off that telephone?

What is your problem?

I told you to hang up|Aunt Ruby's phone.

I'll shove it|so far down your throat...

all you gonna be able to do|is dial 911 with your navel.

Do you hear me?

Get the hell in the house|and hang up the phone!

Put it on the hook.

Gotta be patient|with these babies, you know?

Is that Victoria?

Lord have mercy.

Who wears heels|to a family reunion?

Hello.

Hello, ladies.

It's warm out today, isn't it?

Be cooler if you had on|some regular clothes.

That's a nice dress, Victoria.

Thank you.

It's kind of haute, isn't it?

It's all the rave in Paris.

Well, this is hot Georgier.

It is not Paree...

so we don't wear|dressie like that.

You look silly.

Trying to be so bougie,|oui-oui, pee-pee.

Where is everyone?

She's going|to need some deodorie.

For her bootie!

Girl, I already told them,|"I'm not going down..."

Good Lord. Who they kin to?

Who them is?

That's Henry Lee's daughter.

That's Henry Lee little girl?

She got her daddy face,|but her mama everything...

Hey, hey, wait.|Come here, baby.

Come to Uncle Joe.

How you doing, baby?

Listen, I'm a little thirsty.

Reach down in that barrel,|and get me a drink.

But lookit, I need it cold,|'cause I'm parched...

so reach down deep|in the bottom.

Good Lord almighty.

Deep, baby, deeper...

Thank you so much.

Grover, you want a drink?

No.

Oh, yeah. Me, too.

Me, too, honey.

Way down in there.

They ain't got no more.

Lord have mercy.

If I wasn't|on that heart medication...

and didn't have|this blood pressure problem...

and waiting on|the kidney transplant...

and was on dialysis...

I might take that Viagra.

I might go and take|a chance with it.

I got him, I got him.

Back door. Beat him up.

Ball up!

Get over there.

Watch the switch.

Good game, man.

Nice time. Very good.

I got next up.

You got to let me rest, man.|I'm tired.

Don't tell me|you're getting old.

I ain't gonna tell you, then.

I'm gonna get some food.

How's Deborah doing?

She's good.|She's in the house.

Is she?

I'm gonna say hi to her.

You don't want|to go in there now.

The women in there.

You do not want to|go in the kitchen.

Oh, my goodness.

Baby, we were just|talking about you.

It's good to see you, baby.

How are you?

I'm good. I haven't|seen this side of my family...

in a long time, though.

I feel so much love here.

Whenever you|come around family...

you can find love.

You can sense it.

And a bride-to-be|will wear it as a garment.

Oh, yes, darling.

And what about your garment?

Where is it?

I'm sorry.|I don't understand...

I guess my question really is...

when are we going to get|to meet this mystery man?

Indeed.

He'll be here soon.

And I'm sure you're all|going to love him.

You all should be|so happy for her.

Yes, of course.

Of course, and we want|to be happy for her...

except that the jury|is still out on that.

I mean, tell me, baby...

are you really ready|to marry this man?

I've thought about it.

Of course she is.

She loves him.

She loves him.

That's|a very important factor...

and I can tell you about love.

William...

that's my husband's name...

we had a love so strong...

that it just seemed|like we were one.

I would get ready|to tell him something...

and he would open his mouth|and say the very thing...

that I was fixing to tell him.

You know how frustrating|that was sometimes?

Oh, Lord, I couldn't stand it.

And then...

there were those moments|when I would just...

lay my head on his chest...

just to listen|to his heart beat.

And then one night...

I realized that his heartbeat|matched mine.

Lord have mercy.

Rhythm's off, now he's gone.

I'm so sorry, Aunt Myrtle.

Oh, don't fret|for me, sweetheart.

I have had an opportunity...

that few people|ever get on this earth.

God has blessed me to share|time and space with a man...

that he designed himself|just for me.

I've not only been blessed...

I have been divinely favored.

It's so true.

You know, Myrtle, I weep|for these young women today.

Some of them will|never know that.

In fact, never know|even a portion...

of what you're talking about.

Darlings, love is many things.

It's varied.

One thing it is not|and can never be...

is unsure.

Take me outside.

I want to be with my family.

Oh, Ruby.

Almost hit it.

You must be Carlos.

Is it that obvious?

Yeah, a little bit.

I'm Brian, Lisa's cousin.|How you doing?

Come on, I'll introduce|you to everybody.

So pleased you were|able to join us.

I want you to meet Mabel.

And Calvin.

How you doing?

This is Carlos, Lisa's fiance.

I'm Frankie.

I know who you are.

Mom, I was hoping that we|could talk for a minute.

I can't talk to you now.

I'm talking to your sister|about something more important.

I want you to take Carlos|around and introduce him...

make him feel|more comfortable.

We're talking.

And be happy about it.

How can she be|happy about it?

What would you know|about being happy...

coming in here|with some bus driver?

Can you not do this right now?

I'm tired of her in your ear...

about to ruin the best thing|that ever happened to you.

Don't you mean the best thing|that ever happened to you?

You can't listen to her...

'cause she has nothing,|never will have anything...

and she's jealous of you|because you're so beautiful...

Jealous?

You've always been jealous|of our relationship, because...

You know I've always|loved her more.

You just hate the idea|that anybody might love me.

If that man loves you,|he's a damn fool!

You are such a b*tch.

Stop that fighting, I say!

"Girls Gone Wild,|Senior Edition."

Stop that fighting!

I don't know|where you came from!

You are so damn evil!

I am my mother's daughter!

Pray on

Just a little while longer

Pray on

Just a little while

Longer

Pray on

Just a little while longer

And everything, yes

Is gonna be all right

Is this what we paid for?

What is she talking about?

I'll tell you what|she's talking about.

This is|the first family reunion...

we have had in five years.

Aunt Ruby...

she's ninety-six years old.

Ninety-six.

Family reunions...

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