Making of 'Vorstadtkrokodile 2'

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Sure this is right?

In the middIe of nowhere.

But the oId mine was here somewhere.

Behind the factory. - I can't see.

Wait! What's that overthere?

This must be it.

How can we get inside?

Is there a door?

Big enough for you?

P-pretty ...

un-un ...

- Underground, exactIy.

No one wiII find, burn down,

or bIow up our headquarters this time.

... un-unstabIe, is what I meant.

V-very un-unstabIe.

Look, they had mine carts here!

Of course, the shafts are miIes Iong.

Dead end.

It continues overthere.

Let's go that way.

We're not going

through the whoIe mine, right?

We'II keep going

tiII we find a new base.

Man, what is that?

Scared the Iights wiII go out on you?

I need protection riding on the streets.

- OnIy kind of''protection'' you'II need.

That bridge Iooks pretty rickety.

I knew it.

Okay, who's first?

- Him!

Jorgo shouId go first.

Ifhe can make it, anyone can.

Frank is way fatter!

I'm aII muscIe, not souvIaki and gyros.

- Beats fries and ketchup.

Hey, foIks, reIax. The bridge is fine.

No!

That's not funny.

Watch out!

- No!

Hannes!

Be carefuI!

Come on! We can't be a gang

without a headquarters!

B-better n-no g-gang

than a d-dead g-gang.

Don't crap your pants, Peter.

We'II be okay.

W-what w-was that?

Don't think, Peter, waIk.

Damn, the Iights!

Hurry up, my battery is running out.

Turn the Iight on!

Oh sh*t. Quick, get off!

Are you kidding? I can't see.

- Lucky you.

Come on, share your Iight!

Not that cIose, man! Not that cIose!

That's it, I'm going back!

Sh*t! HeIp!

We'II get you!

- Hannes, don't!

Why?

Maria, go!

Get off!

Maria!

Hannes!

- I've got you!

It's aIright.

Next time Iet's meet at McDonaIds.

I'II catch up with you.

CooI!

Look!

The mine was part of Dad's company, too.

Look, I found candIes!

AwhoIe box fuII!

- Oh sh*t!

Jorgo, that's dynamite!

- What?

Put it out!

- Throw it!

Run!

- Quick!

Get out!

Get back!

Come on!

Sh*t!

Everything okay?

- Yeah.

We're trapped.

Crap, that was our Iast fashIight.

- We'II be sent to boarding schooI,

Iike EIvis after his graffiti stunt.

Hey, there's another exit!

Th-thank g-goodness!

This train ... can move.

That means there's stiII power here.

WeIcome to our new headquarters!

No one can destroy this pIace!

Except maybe the CrocodiIes.

THE CROCODILES STRIKE BACK

Thank you,

my hero.

Kiss!

WeII ...

Maria.

I'm going in, okay?

I'II caII you Iater.

Bye.

Do you want to come in for a bit?

We have Coke.

OIIi, have you seen the Coke

by any chance?

You jerk, I was saving that!

- You finished the NuteIIa.

I've done your dishes a miIIion times.

- No one asked you to.

I'm not reaIIy that thirsty.

Don't worry. Every factory has probIems.

- But not every day.

Why are they back aIready?

- Too much bad Iuck!

Have they repIaced you with robots?

They're cutting our hours again.

UnbeIievabIe! You Iook

Iike a bomb expIoded next to you!

Cutbacks again? Ah, Coke!

We came home earIy to see if

you'd done your homework yet.

I can't concentrate with Maria and Hannes

smooching. - We've never smooched!

Sorry if I hit a sore spot.

- You don't say!

You're Maria's boyfriend?

- What?

WeII then, come here young man.

WeIcome to the famiIy!

Mom! - ReIax!

You're growing up, PeePee-Mouse!

Yeah, PeePee-Mouse, reIax!

Can we borrow the foodIights tomorrow?

For our new base?

If they're back by dark, Poopsie.

Say goodbye, Maria,

and then heIp us set the tabIe.

Come on, Poopsie!

Bye, Hannes.

Bye, Poopsie!

PeePee-Mouse? See you tomorrow.

- Bye.

Out of my way!

W-what's that?

Motion sensors.

Ifit bIinks, we've got company.

Your dad's foodIights

are way cooIerthan the fairy Iights.

If the pIant cIoses, we couId keep them!

- OurfoIks wouId Iose their jobs, idiot!

So? Work sucks. There's aIways weIfare.

When I grow up, I want to be unempIoyed!

Any gang with an HQ this phat

has got to be cooI.

Then we're definiteIy the cooIest.

- You're definiteIy the phattest.

WeII, it's definiteIy the perfect spot

forthe CrocodiIes' headquarters.

Crap, it's aIready cIosed!

We promised Dad we'd return the Iights!

And we have.

Are you crazy?

I'II stay here and guard the wheeIchair.

- Um, I'm sitting in it.

CarefuI.

You know us.

- ExactIy.

I think you need

a chip card or something. - What?

Who are you?

- Who are you?

Shut up, you IittIe punk.

You steaIing stuff?

How? We're not even inside.

TeII it to the cops.

- My dad Iet us use them. He works here.

Who's your dad?

- Bernd Weissman.

Hey, you coming?

- Put them here. I'II get them to Bernd.

Put the Iights down!

What a jerk!

W-watch out!

Move it!

What a nut case!

Man, what a car!

- Dude, just Iike Vin DieseI!

That's d-dangerous,

not using your b-bIinkers.

Let's go!

Pick me up tomorrow?

- Sure, just Iike aIways.

Hi, I'm home!

If I were a strict mother,

I'd ask you why you're so Iate.

And if I were a good son,

I might even answer you.

Hmm, potatoes and sour cream? Yummy!

It tastes a bit funny today.

- That's because it's a faciaI mask.

It was so crazy at work today.

The reaI-time performance indices

were bottoming out, and they're Iike:

''Let's use the WiIcoxon test.''

I'm thinking:

IncredibIe! No wonderthey never hit

their benchmarks. - IncredibIe.

Mom, I'm not sure

this is the right job for you.

Ajob is neither good nor bad.

It's what you make ofit.

It makes a masked monster out of you.

- I don't want to shriveI up.

You're the prettiest mom in town.

That's sweet, Honey,

but nothing Iasts forever.

''Overthe hiII at 30?''

''After 30 you're more IikeIy to get

struck by Iightning than to find a man.''

Cutting it a bit cIose, right?

It aIso says

that Simon CoweII is a nice guy.

Hannes, do I Iook Iike a woman

missing anything in her Iife?

I don't need a man. ReaIIy, I don't.

Superdate. Find your souI mate!

Trade endIess soIitude for eternaI bIiss!

How cheesy!

- Women Iove that stuff.

Not my mom.

- That's why we're doing it for her.

We need a nickname for her.

What's yours?

- ''CrazyWheeIie14.''

How about

''CrazyFinanceLady''? It's her new job.

Let's say ''EconomicMiracIe29.''

It's got more sex-appeaI.

- If you say so.

Now it gets interesting.

''About me.'' Describe her.

- Hm, she's very nice ...

Nice? I don't think that's exactIy

what most guys are after.

What about her ass?

- What?

WeII, she's got a pretty nice one.

- You Iook at my mom's butt?

Of course. I sit in a wheeIchair. I Iook

at everyone's butt. AutomaticaIIy.

Okay, here it goes:

''I have a nice ass ...''

I reaIIy don't think that's a good idea.

- You're right, it's a bit much.

''... nice butt.''

Sounds better!

- Did you just submit that?

Yep. Any hobbies?

- Badminton ...

Isn't there a ''back'' button?

- Don't you want to heIp your mom?

Trust me! Sporty is good.

''Badminton ...'' Sent off!

If anyone responds,

I'II set up a date and Iet you know.

Do you do this often?

- No, I prefer personaI contact.

PersonaI contact?

- Sure, you can't kiss someone onIine.

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