Making of 'Vorstadtkrokodile 2' Page #2

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Have you ever kissed a girI?

Of course.

- On the mouth?

Where eIse?

Haven't you ever kissed Maria?

No ...

- She's probabIy dying for it.

Kiss her aIready!

She's here!

Oh, heIIo. How much is it?

Oh, my God.

Is he having a fit?

Does he have a Iot of fits?

Is this the autistic kid Kai met onIine?

Um, I'm not autistic.

- Of course not.

Us normaI peopIe

just can't smeII as IoudIy as you do.

This is Jenny, Kai's cousin.

The boys have a gang. The CrocodiIes.

Wow, a reaI gang!

With a cute animaI name!

Are there a Iot of retards here?

- Now there's one more.

Guess who made cake?

Come on, Hannes, Iet's go.

- But there's cake!

Mom knows I can't stand her cake.

But Jenny's the daughter she never had.

She gets whatever she wants. Disgusting.

But you aIways get what you want.

- That's different. I'm disabIed.

What's she doing here?

''Standing in'' for Mom, Iooking after me

whiIe my parents are on vacation.

What? You're Ietting her babysit you?

She can't say a word to me.

Right, Iike your mom.

She never butts in.

Is there a street party?

Doesn't Iook Iike anyone's ceIebrating.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Come on, Honey, it's no use.

- I want this stupid thing off ofhere!

What's going on?

Dad's factory is cIosing down.

They're seIIing aII the houses.

OurwhoIe street.

But they can't just kick you aII out!

- Yes, they can.

''Extraordinary circumstances.''

We have to be out by next week.

But how can such a big company

go bankrupt so fast?

The machines keep breaking down.

They got new ones, but they broke, too.

Now nothing's working. That was it.

I've never seen Mom so upset.

We have to do something!

Let's organize a march!

Dad aIready tried that,

but it won't fix the machines.

We'II figure something out.

- Maria, OIIi!

You better not teII anyone I cried.

- Hey, I'm not suicidaI!

See you tomorrow.

- See you.

Bye, Kai.

- Bye.

Hey, don't worry. They're stiII here.

Tomorrow is a new day.

Are you nuts?

- Morning!

Mom, say something!

What a great song!

Cuckoo!

See?

It was a great idea to have Jenny over!

The atmosphere is just Iike

it'II be on vacation! In Hawaii!

You're going to the BaItic Sea.

- Yeah! The Hawaii of Germany!

The taxi's here!

Dad, I'm oId enough to stay on my own.

Don't worry,

she won't beat you up this time.

Jenny's a fine young Iady.

Why do you aIways think she was better

at judo? I beat her up, too!

She was aIways a bit ahead of you.

Don't sweat it. She's a year oIder.

Honey, these suitcases

won't carry themseIves!

So, Jenny.

- Yes.

The fowers need water

every day, the paIm tree every third,

the cactus just needs a few squirts.

Kai has to be home by dark

and in bed by ten.

He can watch TV, but no HBO.

- No probIem, Auntie!

You can totaIIy reIy on me.

I won't Ieave Kai's side for a minute.

Move? OIIi, you guys can't just move!

The whoIe town depends on that factory.

The workers, the shops, the pub,

''Giorgio's'' ... everything.

Soon there won't be any jobs Ieft.

That's why we're moving to Grandma's.

But how come the machines

just broke down Iike that?

Are they so oId?

- No, they're computer-controIIed.

Can't they be fixed? Or returned?

Jorgo, you can't buy

machines Iike that at the supermarket.

And repairing them is too expensive.

Maybe you guys broke something?

- We didn't even get in!

But the guys

with the bIack carwere there!

And ever since, nothing's worked.

That's just a coincidence.

- But maybe not.

We shouId see if we can find tire tracks

and then go Iook forthe car.

Hey! Not necessary.

Pimped-out cars are at ''Chrome''

every night. It's an R&B disco in town.

G-guys, we've got v-visitors.

Dude, who is that?

- That's Jenny,

Kai's cousin.

You know her?

- Kai, the base is for CrocodiIes onIy.

CrocodiIes?

So you're Kai's disabIed friends?

WeII, Frank is a bit

physicaIIy chaIIenged.

And Jorgo's a foreigner.

B-but I'm p-perfectIy n-normaI.

Why do you meet underground, then?

You're not that ugIy.

We're just getting warmed up

before hitting the discos.

Kai, she can't stay here.

- And neither can you, Kai,

or you'II catch pneumonia!

You're disabIed enough.

Say goodbye to your buddies.

We're going!

No, you're going. I'm staying.

- I gave your mom my word.

What if you have a fit down here?

- I'II have one if you don't go.

Okay, but mark my words:

You're going to regret it.

Warming up before hitting the discos?

What? I didn't want herto think we're

a bunch ofbabies. - You are babies!

Tonight ... we're teenagers!

So, Frank, where's your Vin DieseI?

There, right behind you!

Dude, he's totaIIy Ioaded!

Strange. He just Iost his job.

- Let's find out where he

got that cash.

- What about Hannes?

He's coming Iater. He has a date.

With Jenny?

- No, with his mom.

Hannes, you're crazy.

Why did I have to dress up?

Thank you.

WouIdn't you rather go to ''Giorgio's''?

- No.

Okay.

Kristina?

Who, me?

The ass was a dead giveaway.

Um, we've never met.

- Let's keep it that way.

Wait, it's me, ''BishBash34.''

Okay, Hannes, caII for heIp. - Are you

Iooking for ''EconomicMiracIe29''?

ExactIy.

- Right!

Right.

You got exactIy five seconds to expIain.

Sorry, we're fuII.

Why can they go in?

- ReguIars.

Bye! - See you!

- There are four pIaces now!

Not for kids.

SureIy we can arrange something ...

Listen up you IittIe bedwetters,

this is not a nursery. So get Iost!

Hi there, pretty Iady!

What we need is some hot chicks.

- You've got me!

You're more Iike a guy with Iong hair.

Kai, caII your cousin.

- Huh? What for?

She is hot.

So Hannes pIayed a IittIe prank

on both of us.

Oh, yes. What a hiIarious,

cIever IittIe prank.

Now how about finishing those oysters?

He just Ioves oysters.

He can't go untiI they're aII gone.

Mmm. Yummy-yummy.

So does the boy have a father?

No, the stork brought him.

Okay, so you're not seeing anyone.

No, I Ieft him.

Not on my account, I hope.

You can rest assured about that.

Don't hoId your nose, Sweetie.

You won't taste the sewage,

dead doIphins, and oiI tankers.

What do you do apart from staIking

women onIine? - I'm an investor.

WeII don't expect

much return on investment.

I'm more interested

in Iong-term investments.

Can I go now?

- When the pIate is empty.

Being an investor must be awfuIIy duII.

Ajob is neither good nor bad.

Good or bad ...

That's what you make ofit.

Did you say that?

- Yeah.

No. Edward TeIIer, the physicist.

Okay, I'm done. Can I go now?

I'II ask forthe biII.

Hannes couId use a bit of a head start.

He's in for it if I catch him.

MeanwhiIe,

I'II try the dessert with you.

So what's yourfieId?

Thanks forthe ride!

So, you need my heIp, huh?

Aren't you coId? - I'm not pIanning

on staying outside with you.

Can you get us in?

- WiII you stop being a pain?

Maybe.

- Then maybe I'II Iet you in.

She won't get in anyway.

Amazing.

- Ouch.

G-great.

Can I see your ID pIease?

Come on, I was just kidding.

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