Max Keeble's Big Move Page #2
Troy had grown a lot since then.
Whoa! What are you doing?
Where's Max?
I don't know.
Wasn't it
your turn to watch him?
McGINTY:
Welcome to cooking with Troy.
First, you want to dip
your little piece of chicken...
in a nice, thick batter.
No. Troy, no!
-Hold it! Stop!
-OK, we're set.
Yaah!
No! Troy!
Now you want to roll
your piece of dead meat...
in some bread crumbs.
Perfect.
And now that that's done...
our bird should be
ready to go in.
Oh, gross! Ecch!
Hope you like lasagna.
Settle down.
Cease!
This Thursday,
Superintendent Knebworth...
will be here
to inspect the school.
And so I am upgrading
my policy of zero tolerance...
to one of sub-zero tolerance.
Which is more than zero.
Cease!
And now,
without any further ado...
what's that I hear?
The pitter-patter
of little feet?
Allow me to introduce to you
the newest addition...
to the Curtis Junior
High School Cottontails...
three foreign exchange students
from eastern Europe...
unimportant,
because they're here...
to lead us to gridiron glory.
Why, all they need
is a place to play.
Students, I give you
your new football stadium.
Eww!
You, there! Little boy!
Prankster!
What is your name?
Uh, Max Keeble.
I've got my eye on you,
Max Keeble.
You're on my list.
-It wasn't my...
-Sit!
Heh heh heh.
MEGAN:
This is a bad junior high.
I can't believe
what McGinty did to you.
Mr. Jindraike
says if someone tries...
just ignore them.
Ew! Robe! Ew!
Max, you can't go through
the rest of the day like that.
I don't plan on it.
Where's he going?
How great.
# Hey baby, hey baby #
# Yeah baby, yeah baby #
# Hey baby #
Cool.
Hey, man,
you got any spare air?
# Yeah, baby #
# Yeah baby #
Whoo!
He calls his victims
"Investors"?
He's got
all the latest technology...
and he's looking
to make a killing...
in the stock market.
M-m-m-marching call!
# You know the fella's
good for the moola #
This guy, Dobbs, was
once a stock-market whiz kid.
By age 10,
he was a millionaire.
12:
15. Meeting with Keeble.Keeble.
By age 12,
he'd lost it all.
Now he's obsessed
with getting it back...
one kid at a time.
Keeble!
Caught your act in the assembly.
Looks like you can
use some help...
with managing your portfolio.
That's my lunch money!
And you have it all in cash.
Kid, let me hold this
for a while...
and I'll set you up
with a nice mutual fund.
What's going on here?
He's taking Max's
lu... lunch money.
Is this true, Mr. Dobbs?
No. I'm just spreading
some investment wisdom.
Speaking of which...
how did Biomorph Systems
work out for you?
Heh heh.
Best money I ever spent.
By the way, what
do you think of Handspring?
Handspring?
It's moving today. I'd say buy.
-Thanks.
-No prob.
Uh...
Don't miss me. Ha!
Excuse me!
Anybody want my carrots?
What?
Keeble!
You may be
under the impression...
that I encourage
horseplay and malarkey.
I don't encourage it.
I excourage it.
Excourage?
It means
the opposite of encourage.
Look it up.
Elliot!
And so, young man, remember...
"Study" rhymes with "Buddy."
Scram.
-Hey.
-What are you doing here?
I thought you said band
wasn't cool enough for you.
Yeah, but I thought it over...
and I've decided
that band is pretty...
["Baby, One More Time" playing]
Hot.
Excuse me.
What?
What are you doing
sitting in my seat?
Does it say your name on it
or something?
Yes.
So, if you don't mind,
shoo-shoo. Let's go.
Can you believe her?
-Hi, Jenna.
-Hey.
Welcome, everyone.
Settle, please.
I should tell you right away...
you'll notice that
we are a bit cramped in here...
thanks to some temporary
storage foisted on us...
by someone who has
absolutely no appreciation...
of what we do in here.
Now, if you'll go to
the beginning of the piece...
Can I help you football guys?
Yes, please.
Careful!
Jindraike. I'd like to...
# Standin' here lookin'
out on the world #
# For a second nobody's
lookin'back at me #
# I never even notice
where they go #
# The sun is shining
down and #
# There's no one else
around now #
# Wish you were here
to hear me say #
# This is gonna be #
# My greatest day #
# How far would I go #
# Just to hear
everybody say #
# This is gonna be #
# My greatest day #
# My greatest day #
# My greatest day #
Hey, Tad. Did you miss me?
This is Tad.
He totally rules
the animal shelter.
he was a baby chimp...
and we've been buds
ever since.
Hey, Max!
Hi, Marley. What's up?
Could you do me a favor
and feed the goat?
Sure. What's going on?
Didn't you hear?
We're closing down.
the property...
and canceled our lease.
What's gonna happen
to the animals?
We're doing the best we can
to find homes for them...
but we only got
until the end of the week.
It's messed up, I know.
It's real messed up.
I couldn't believe it.
Something had to be done,
but what?
might have an idea.
They did.
We're moving?!
Yeah.
Foge wants me to head up
the new division.
I can't believe this. When?
-Friday.
-This Friday?
Man, this is totally unfair!
I mean, my life is here,
my friends are here.
We know that, Max.
But you'll make plenty of
new friends in Chicago.
Chicago?!
This was gonna be my year.
Here.
Sweetie,
we know this is hard on you.
It's hard on all of us.
Well, then I have
a great, great idea.
Let's not go.
Foge is my boss.
He's counting on me.
Can't you just say no?
No. It's not that simple.
This bites.
He'll be fine.
But, Max,
Chicago's 1,000 miles away.
Better tell your parents
to watch out for carjackers.
These guys'll just
come up to you...
at stoplights
and take your car away.
I saw it on "20/20."
That's why they call it
the Motor City.
Maybe you could hire a lawyer
and legally emancipate yourself.
You can stay with me.
I'll ask my mom.
My dad'll give you
a job here at the junkyard.
You know what?
Nice try, guys.
You know what?
Face it, I've been foged.
We meet again, paperboy.
OK.
Evil Ice Cream Man, me.
You're wondering why, right?
Ohh!
I once found a cockroach
in my snow cone.
My mom called
the health department...
and he got nailed.
He's been trying
to nail me ever since.
Drat! The fuzz!
This isn't over, paperboy!
Hello, officer.
Snow doodle?
Hey, look,
it's dumpster boy.
It's Rinky Stinko,
the garbage kid.
Ha, Rinky Stinko.
He just made that up.
Now, that's good.
MEGAN:
Hey, Max, check it out.
I made some flyers to help
save the animal shelter.
I thought you and I could
put them up around school.
Why bother?
A flyer's not gonna
make any difference.
He didn't mean that.
Cover me. I'm going in.
He moves, he fakes.
Rangoon, think fast.
Nice hands.
Now, pick up the ball...
and put it in the case.
It's from Knebworth's
City Championship game.
I'm going on my walkabout.
Mrs. Rangoon, what's this?
0 fans
Submitted on August 05, 2018
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