Max Keeble's Big Move Page #3
Some of the kids
are trying to save...
the animal shelter
down the street.
Kids? What kids?
The ones with the sense
You there. Cease!
What is the meaning of this?
Hey, I didn't do that.
So you want to save
Perhaps you want me
to give the animals my car?
Do you want me to give my car
to the smelly goat?
Goats don't drive, sir.
I don't care
what you want me to do.
The smelly goat
will never get my car.
Ever.
The animals have nowhere to go.
Some creep's
closing down the shelter.
I'm closing down
the shelter, silly boy.
What?
All I need now is
the right bulldozer.
I'm thinking big and yellow.
Where did you think
I was going to build...
Knebworth stadium,
in your house? Ha ha.
Your house. That's rich.
There wouldn't be room.
Whoa.
for the king of the hill #
# He's really bad
for the king of the hill #
Freak with robe?
All right, guys.
Hit the showers.
Come on, ladies.
Hello, freak.
Let me out!
Come on, let me out!
What's going on, huh?
McGinty's latest victim.
Ha ha ha.
ROBE:
Let me out! Come on!
Let me out!
Come on, let me out.
-All right, OK.
-Come on, Max.
OK. It's OK.
He's a little claustrophobic,
so he might...
Hurl.
What a waste of a perfectly
good chili omelet.
Let me check the latest rates.
That's $3.00
for number one...
and $5.00 for number two.
I have a bladder problem.
Sorry to hear it.
-Keeble.
-Get off me!
on that display.
Excuse me. New customers.
DOBBS:
Can I help you, gentlemen?
-No, thanks.
-Keeble, shut up.
How much for a swirlie?
No, no. Come on, Troy.
-No charge.
-Thanks, man.
Can we talk about this?
I'm gonna get my hair wet.
Come on, Troy!
Ow! Come on!
Water.
A recurring geographical
feature which allows...
a civilized society
to develop.
For example,
rivers, springs...
Mr. Keeble?
You're tardy,
and you're dripping.
Now, class, another
feature which allows...
a civilized society
to develop is a code of rules.
Without rules, society
would completely collapse.
Do you agree with
that statement, Mr. Keeble?
I guess so.
a 2,000-word essay...
on the subject.
That's not fair!
Which I will look forward
to seeing on my desk...
drip-dry Friday!
This Friday?
This Friday!
Wait.
Friday was the day
I was moving...
and this teacher was mean.
when it wasn't my fault.
But if I wasn't
gonna be here...
what could she really
do to me, right?
It was time to take a stand.
How come I can't
Now, class...
Mmm. That's good.
A civilized society
does need a set of rules.
Otherwise, people could do this.
Oops.
Did I say 2,000 words?
Make that 4,000!
Or... this.
Make that 8,000 words,
and take your seat now!
8,000 words?
That's kid stuff.
How about 12,000 words?
Do I hear 12,000 words,
ladies and gentlemen?
12,000 words!
Sold! For 12,000 words!
Get off my desk!
Okee-day.
You're in serious trouble,
Mr. Keeble.
# Yeah #
See ya.
Hello, sweetheart.
No consequences.
I could do anything
I wanted.
Excuse me.
Where do you think
you're going?
If you're ever
in the windy city...
Iook me up.
Anything.
And now, all the people
who had tried to run us down...
mess us up,
push us around...
were in for a real surprise.
Told you it was gonna
happen sooner or later.
Didn't I?
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
# Wait, see #
I'm closing down the shelter.
Pheromones...
nature's dating service.
I keep my money in a piggy bank.
It just looks like you.
After all, I had to do
something about the bullies.
All I needed was
a little bit of help.
Because
I'm outta here in 2 days.
Don't you see?
This isn't just a plan.
It's... it's a planetarium.
Look, I'm gonna be
the one they come after...
but I'm not gonna be here...
and that is the beauty of it.
I mean, you guys won't
even know what I'm up to.
All you have to do
is help me out.
And we'll have...
what do you call it?
Plausible deniability.
Plausible deniability.
Did you just make that up?
So we all down for the cause?
One question.
Can't we just have
a going-away party instead?
We will, a huge blowout...
when this is over.
So?
Marching call!
# You know a fella's
good for the moola #
Looks like somebody
froze your assets, man.
Let's see what
we can do about that.
Hey!
Step off, capitalist tool.
Man, why don't you
go get a real job, fool?
is mine, vendor.
Yeah, that's right.
Trading hours are over.
Hello, Vladimir.
# MacGoogles is me name #
# I like a swampy bog #
# It's time to play
a game with your... #
Hmm.
# MacGoogles is me name #
# I like a swampy bog #
# MacGoogle... #
# MacGoogles is me name #
# I like a swampy bog #
# It's time
to play a game #
# With your favorite
Highland... #
# MacGoogles is me name #
# I like a swampy bog #
# It's time to play a game #
# With your favorite
Highland frog #
And let me just remind...
the citizens
that we are now
T-minus... several hours...
until the
Superintendent Knebworth visit.
That is all. Thank you.
I'm a walrus, hey.
The camera's still on!
OK.
I'm OK.
Sorry.
I know.
It's just that
we have to be...
very careful
with the lab equipment.
Our budget is very tight...
thanks to
the new football program.
45 cents. Cool.
Let's check
my grosses today.
Where's my handheld?
Hey, mister,
my Fudgsicle's melting!
Oh, it's supposed to be melting.
People pay extra for that.
Now, beat it!
All of you, beat it!
The heat is on!
Fartknocker!
Evil Ice Cream Man's going down.
How great.
I sure am gonna miss you guys.
I guess you'll make
new friends in Chicago.
Right, Max?
I guess so. I don't know.
I never really thought about it.
Hey, maybe you'll meet kids...
exactly like us in every way.
You know, like clones.
Yeah. Maybe I will.
Well, there's still
your going-away party.
There's gonna be a cake
and everything.
-I baked it.
-Yeah, don't forget.
Tomorrow,
4:
00, House of Robe.I'm providing the ice cream.
ICE CREAM MAN:
What's going on?!
It's melting!
Hey, Max?
What are you doing?
Stuff.
Getting ready for
the big move kind of stuff?
Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry
we sprung this on you, Max...
but it was sort of
sprung on me the same way.
Uh-huh.
OK. Tsk.
What if I didn't take the job?
What then? A home...
the food we eat,
the clothes you wear...
that takes a lot of money.
I just can't see why
we can't stay.
Well, sometimes in life...
you gotta do things
that you don't want to do...
because other people
who have power over you...
tell you to do them.
No, Dad, I mean,
if you rise up...
and... and show
that you're not afraid...
those people will no longer
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