McHale's Navy Page #9

[ Chuckling ]

Hey, Vlady.

How's your hemorrhoids?

Huh?

[ Engines Sputter ]

[ Groans ]

This is for Panama.

What a dick!

[ Cheering ]

Yeah! Whoa! Aaaah!

Great job, guys. Now

let's go pick up Cobra.

-Let's go! Everybody out!

-Let's go, men!

Right down on the beach!

Go ahead!

Watch out for that propeller.

Let's go!

[ Grunting ]

-Thanks a lot, little buddy.

-No problem.

You know, I totally forgot

about that inner-ear thing.

Hey! My whistle.

[ Weak, Trilling Whistle ]

And it still works too.

[ Applause ]

[ Cobra ]

Congratulations, young man.

Yes, congratulations

are in order.

You men deserve these medals

'cause you earned them!

I'm proud of you.

The Navy is proud of you.

God bless you all.

-Thank you, sir.

-Thank you, sir.

Right-hand salute.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Lieutenant Commander Carpenter.

Congratulations.

Uh... uh...

I never could pin one of

these things on a woman.

Uh, hold out your hand,

young lady.

Thank you very much.

[ Chuckles ] [ Applause ]

Thank you. [ Chuckling ]

I would like to present

this commendation...

and this medal for bravery...

to the Navy's newest

lieutenant, Charles T. Parker.

You, sir, embody the spirit

and dedication...

that is in accordance with

the highest Navy traditions.

Thank you, sir. [ Chucking ]

I guess I'd like to thank, uh, the

Academy-- the Naval Academy--

[ Laughs ] I'm just kiddin'.

[ Parker Continues ] Quinton,

thanks for the save.

I want you to accept this medal

and this brand-new ball field...

as a token of appreciation from

the Navy for all your hard work.

-Thank you, Admiral.

-What?

-Thanks, Dad.

[ Laughs ] All right!

[ Chuckling ]

-Hey, how's my old boat runnin'?

-Well, it's old, but it can still kick a little ass.

Yeah! [ Chuckling ]

Words from that old Negro spiritual--

That's enough, son.

And now, Roberto Valenzuela would

like to make a special presentation.

[ Cheering Applause ]

McHale?

McHale, on behalf of the

people from San Moreno,

we would like to thank you

for saving our island.

To show our appreciation, we would

like to give you a little gift.

[ Engine Revving ]

Wow! It looks good.

Sounds good too.

I guess I won't have to fiddle

with it this time. Whoo!

How about a ride, Penelope?

You know the Navy's rules about

fraternization between officers.

Well... looks like

I'm retired again.

[ Revs Engine ]

Whoo!

[ Applause, Cheering ]

Whoo, yeah!

Hey, ump.

Let's get the game started.

Uh, yes. Right away.

And McHale? [ Sighs ]

Congratulations.

You too, Carpenter.

-Good... job.

-Yeah, it was, wasn't it?

Play ball!

Whoo! Yeah!

Kids. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Hey, Dad! Don't wait up for me!

Whoo!

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes