Mickey's House of Villains Page #3

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Everybody knows

there's only one thing...

to really be afraid of

on Halloween...

and that's ghosts--

especially when

they're the Lonesome Ghosts.

Aw, we don't have no fun

no more.

No. Nobody around here

to scare.

We scared 'em all away!

l guess we're too good!

Hey, here's an idea.

Get a load of this, fellas!

''Notice. We exterminate

all kinds of ghosts.

''Day and night service.''

Wise guys!

Let's get 'em over here.

And have some fun with them.

We'll scare the pants

off of 'em!

-The telephone!

-The telephone?

Do you chase ghosts?

Do we chase ghosts?

Yes, ma'am--Yes, sir!

l'll say we do!

Well, this house

is full of ghosts.

Listen.

Come quick.

The old McShiver mansion.

OK. We'll be right over.

Oh, boy! A customer!

-A customer!

-A customer?

Hey, fellas, here they come.

This oughta be a cinch.

Look at them!

We're from the Ajax

Ghost Exterminator...Company.

Waah! Why don't you look

where you're going?

-Ghosts.

-Ghosts.

G-g-ghosts?

We'll separate

and surround them.

What's the big idea?

Who did that?

Come out

and fight like a man!

You guys hear me?

Come on! Fight!

So...

l got him! Oh, boy!

Well, l'll be a son of a gun!

What kind of a place is this?

They can't do that to me!

That's a fine how-do-you-do!

l'm brave.

But l'm careful.

l ain't-a scared of no ghosts.

For a moment,

l thought it wasn't me.

Somethin' wrong here.

l know you. You're a ghost.

They got me!

They pulled a knife on me!

Help, Mickey! l--l got 'em!

l got all three of 'em!

Help! Whoa!

-Ghosts!

-Ghosts!

So, you can't take it,

you big sissies!

So, Goofy,

having a spooky time?

Yup! But not as spooky

as the time l dressed up...

in those skintight

yellow leotards.

Right.

Hit it, Horace.

Say, isn't it time

for your Halloween trick?

Patience, lago. Midnight nears.

And now, put on

your best grim grins...

for this Halloween treat.

Attention all listeners.

Attention all listeners.

Ajax, the terrible gorilla

has escaped from the city zoo.

Be on the lookout.

This animal is a killer.

That is all. Breckenridge.

Uncle Donald!

Where's Uncle Donald?

Why, that dirty...

This looks like

a pretty good story, by gosh.

lt's full of pictures, too.

''Once upon a time...''

''there was

a beautiful princess.''

Oh, ever so beautiful.

''She lived in a--''

Why, you...

Come on. Come on!

Take it off! Take it off!

Take it...off.

Oh, boys!

Speak to me!

Attention all listeners.

Remember, you can master

any wild animal...

by looking him

straight in the eye.

That is all. Breckenridge.

Get out of here!

Get going.

Shh! Not so loud!

Doggone those kids.

Why can't they do something

right once in a while?

Attention all listeners.

ln order to subdue Ajax,

use tear gas.

That is all. Breckenridge.

Spare me, spare me!

Amen.

lt's midnight...

and l've got a trick

for Mickey Mouse.

Sorry, Minnie,

but we don't want...

to be dull villains

on Halloween.

OK, everybody. Now it's time

for a change of pace.

Lights out!

Right you are, Mickey.

lt's Halloween, you know...

and with just

the right touch...

This could be

quite the place

Full of wholesome,

happy faces

Hanging out, feeling fine

Where everyone's

a friend of mine

lnside this evil joint

Every guest

gets to the point

This day

will live in infamy

The House of Mouse

is history

lt's our house now

lt's our house now

lt's a fact

you can't ignore

Shut the windows,

lock the doors

lt's our house now

Raise your mugs,

you thieves and thugs

Join

the rabble-rousing crowd

lt's our house now

All the coolest cats

fit in so perfectly

Every evil queen

gets due respect

Love your work.

You'll forget your troubles

Put your trust in me

You've had your fun,

you've made your play

But every rodent

has his day

lt's our house now,

down and dirty

lt's our house now,

me hearty

What a place

for breaking bread

Things are better

Off with their heads!

lt's our house now,

what a party

Join the fun

with no regrets

Only greedy dirty deeds

are allowed

Get those puppies!

-Game over, Mickey.

-Hit the road, Minnie!

Take a hike, chickies!

lt's our house now

Don't bother comin' back,

it's our house now

Now that the House of Mouse

is our house...

things are going to be

a little different.

All right, Jafar.

You've had your fun.

Now l'm here

to set things right...

and l brought my boys.

So, are you gonna

get off my stage...

or are we gonna

have to make you?

Nice try, Mickey.

But you and Goofy...

and especially

that scaredy duck...

are about to get a real fright.

Hippity-hoppity

Happy Halloween!

Oh, Goofy!

Halloween's not for eggs!

lt's for candy!

Hmm. Candy.

There's one last house.

Yep! Uncle Donald's place.

Trick or treat!

What a stingy grouch.

We lost him!

Hey, what about Uncle Donald?

We gotta warn him!

Boy, oh, boy, did l scare them!

So, that's the trick, eh?

OK, here's what we're gonna do.

Oh, boy! More candy!

Three young ducks

have gone a-missin'.

You seen this fella?

No? Then try this!

Wait!

Ow! l can explain.

Just as l suspicioned.

You're under arrest, laddie!

Come back, you maniac!

Hold it,

you bad maniac person!

Wait! lt's me!

Boo!

Wait! lt's me!

Get him!

A cemetery?!

Oh, no!

Huey, Dewey, and Louie?

Uncle Donald...

You scared us...

To death!

Hope you liked our candy,

Uncle Donald.

The selfish one shall die.

Oh, l'm sorry, boys.

-l'll get your candy back.

-All of it?

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Trick or treat.

Where'd everyone go?

l got the candy.

Oh, well.

Ho ho ho!

Happy Halloween!

Now what do we do?

Step aside, boys.

l'll take care of that Jafar.

Gorsh,

l've never seen her so mad.

Whoo, l have.

And now,

l've saved the best for last.

Listen, you!

l'm giving you

and all the other villains...

just thirty seconds

to turn this back...

into the House of Mouse,

starting right now!

Thirty, twenty-nine,

twenty-eight, twenty-seven...

twenty-six, twenty-five,

twenty-four, twenty-three...

Now let's heat things up

with a twisted tale...

that Mickey and Minnie

will find a real scream!

Roll it, Big Bad!

Get 'em, Mickey.

-Mickey's hat!

-Oh, what do we do now?

Here, use the lamp!

Mickey, catch!

The lamp will hold him forever!

The lamp!

You're the only leader

of this club, Mickey.

Aw, it was nothin'.

Anything to make sure

we have a happy Halloween.

Boo!

Aw, nice costume, Donald...

but Goofy

already beat you to it.

Aw, phooey!

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