Mo' Money Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 89 min
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Get turkey. He needs lactate.
- Laxative?
- No, lactate.
Fix him a turkey sandwich.
Hurry, he's crazy.
Timmy, not the cans, no!
Not my cans. What are you doing?
Okay, I fix, I fix.
Here. Here.
Put more on, that's not enough
lactate. Timmy wants more lactate.
Don't touch the cakes.
Timmy, stop it.
Beep-beep-beep-beep.
- What's this "beep-beep"?
- Put some more turkey and mayo on.
A whole lot of mayo.
Thank you, mister.
Timmy, stop it.
Mayo. Here's more mayo. Mayo, here.
Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome. Now get him out.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
- Give him a kiss.
- Please go!
Get out of here. Get out, now.
- Get him out of my store.
- And be more happy.
How long does a coroner's report take?
We'll be dead when it comes.
I've tried...
Get over there, even if you have to
examine the damn body yourself. Go.
Remember the trouble you caused?
Get your hands off me, you
bald-headed, flatfoot f*ggot!
You were my best customer! Busting
me because I won't do you for free?
- Right, liar. Come on!
- Get that whore away from my door.
- You see what you started, Mary?
- What happened to us?
Lieutenant? I just got off
the phone with the lab.
Autopsy confirms Forrest's broken
neck wasn't from the accident.
- I said that.
- It happened...
After the fact. It's official.
So, anyway. Everybody's laughing
and having fun.
When all of a sudden,
Sandy jump up and run out!
Child! He done forgot his Depends!
Hey! Miss! Miss!
Could you hurry?
I'm waiting on a call.
I don't give a rat's ass!
I put 25 cents in here. When
it's used up, then I hang up!
We've waited two days
for the phone to ring!
That's because Moms Mabley
won't hang up!
He's gonna call. I got a feeling.
I got a feeling they hired somebody.
You just want to be around
that stupid girl!
a convicted criminal?
I ain't John Gotti!
You sure ain't.
- Now you can use the phone!
- Thanks. Hey, my man! It's broken.
Go shave that crust-ache off your lip.
See? It still ain't ringing.
Get away from my cab!
Get a job! Join a union!
Join a Boy's Club!
See that cab over there?
Maybe you can help me. I need to get
to 33rd Street and 3rd Avenue.
Let me guess,
not from around here?
- My bald head gave me away?
- I'll whiz you over there. $50.
- I won't even turn on the metre.
- I don't have money.
- You f***ing immigrant!
- But, wait. Excuse me!
Hello? Excuse me?
I got to go get the money.
What money?
I have $10,000 at
my grandmother's house.
My time is worth money.
$200, on spec.
$200!
$150, I give you $150...
I told you he'd call!
You son of a b*tch!
I'll rip your throat out!
Stewart residence.
Yes, this is him.
Yes, tomorrow will be fine.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Yes! I got the job!
- I got a job, man!
- Filthy!
You must be Jonathan Stewart.
I'm your supervisor, Chris Fields.
Everyone! I'd like to introduce you
to a new employee today.
His name is Jonathan Stewart!
Hi, Johnny baby!
By the way, that's Charlotte.
Come on. I'll introduce you
to your machine.
Keep going. You're doing good.
- You better get used to paper cuts.
- I'll get gloves or something.
What do I do with this?
That's a credit card that
Idiot didn't break it in half.
He's supposed to.
- Why is that?
- Our cards go out pre-approved.
They have to be processed before
they can be cancelled.
I see we got a new guy.
Johnny, this is Keith Heading.
He's head of security.
- Hi.
- Hi, Johnny.
Hear the one about the guy
who goes to a psychiatrist?
Last night I was a wigwam.
The night before I was a tepee."
Psychiatrist says, "You're two tents."
- Chris, you got a minute?
- Sure.
- Excuse us. Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
Hey, Johnny baby!
What are you doing for lunch?
- Working.
- On who?
- You've got the most beautiful lips!
- Oh, really?
Chris, come here.
- How about the new guy?
- Johnny's great. He'll stick around.
I gotta poop.
What the f*** is going on?
- I got scared.
- Scared of what?
What are you scared of?
Have a nightmare?
- I don't have time for a scare.
- I didn't know people would be hurt or...
- Or what?
- Or dying.
Well, Mr. Butthole, you let him be
a lesson to you.
We got 26 days to make
30 million dollars.
People are waiting on product.
You know what I mean?
Nod if you understand.
Oh, you're red. You're getting blue.
I wonder how long it takes
to get white?
Christ! I gotta get
back to my office.
You get me those cards, okay?
Hey, don't forget!
You're my number one guy.
Terry! How are you?
- Yo, Chris? That you?
- Yeah.
Why you crying, man?
You constipated?
You should try rocking back and forth.
That's what I do.
You said it would take an hour.
It's been longer. That's unacceptable.
Allison, file this, please.
What happens if I push this button?
- How did you get in here?
- I work here.
- What can I do for you?
- It's my lunch break.
I'm looking for
someone nice to talk to.
Maybe show me around.
You wouldn't happen to know someone?
- Actually, yes. I do.
- Yeah?
Yeah. Charlotte.
Right. What do you do in
this department?
- Don't sit on my desk.
- Sorry.
I run this department.
Why don't you hook me up
so I can leave the mailroom?
Acquisitions is having babies
about the C-89 form. Finished?
- Yes.
- What's happening, bro?
- What are you?
- Jonathan Stewart, from Acquisitions.
Came to get the C-89 form.
I'll have this down to them.
- Did you put aside those disputes?
- Yes, I did.
- Hi, Johnny baby!
- What's up, Charlotte?
- How was your first day?
- I'm learning.
What you need is a better teacher.
I could probably get it. It's easy.
You need someone to show
you how to do it right.
Listen, I'm going to the bar right
down the street.
- You wanna come?
- No. I'm gonna pass. I'll pass.
Too bad.
- I think I like you.
- Johnny! Johnny, right?
- What's up, Keith?
- How you doing?
- What's happening?
- Good night, Chris. See you later.
- Good night.
- He hasn't been feeling good.
- I know, he was constipated earlier.
Hello, my weakness. How you doing?
- I was waiting for you inside.
- Why?
I wanted to ask you to marry me.
Can I get down on one knee?
- My boyfriend wouldn't like that.
- Oh, you got a boyfriend and things!
All right. We'll let him
be the best man.
- I don't think so.
- No?
- I love your smile. It's beautiful.
- Thank you.
Amber! Amber, let's go!
- I have to go.
- That's your boss friend?
- Does he treat you like he should?
- Amber, let's go!
I didn't think so.
It's okay. He's temporary.
I got plans for you and me.
I gotta get my sh*t together.
- So, what were you two talking about?
- Nothing.
- It looked like more than nothing.
- He works in Acquisitions...
No, he doesn't. I checked.
Don't waste time with trash.
- What does that mean?
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