Mo' Money Page #5

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Excuse me, everyone.

Due to an unfortunate episode last

night, Chris is no longer with us.

I've just been informed that Jonathan

Stewart will be his replacement.

Good luck. You're the number one guy.

- Over?

- Over.

What? This is the easiest

sh*t we ever did!

- It's over? Are you crazy?

- I don't wanna do it anymore.

You don't want to do it anymore?!

Come on, man.

Do you know how much is out there

that we didn't get?

I saw this four-finger ring that said

"Seymour" and "Johnny."

- They come with thumb attachments.

- Sound like handcuffs.

Come on, man.

I saw a crocodile sweatsuit.

You gonna play ball in the jungle?

Why you bullshitting?

We could get paid!

It's not like they're gonna find out...

They did find out!

Now Keith's blackmailing me.

So just leave it alone. It's over.

I guess you don't want to hear

about the mink socks!

Get that meat out of here!

I just don't understand this.

- What don't you understand?

- The whole thing.

Could you explain the system again?

- A credit line...

- That part I get.

There's information

on everyone's spending patterns.

- Computers reject abnormal purchases.

- "Abnormal purchases."

What?

I found these receipts

on the late Chris Fields.

Look, there's some really big

purchases here. $30,000. $72,000.

I checked these

against my printout...

...and the funny thing is,

every one of them are deceased.

So, I asked myself,

"Do dead people shop?"

That fat mailroom clerk

got into the system.

Ain't that something?

- You're right on time. I like that.

- Here's your cards.

Johnny. This is great.

This is really good.

We got some shopping to do.

You said all I had to do was

get you the cards.

Johnny, I lie a lot.

Come on. This is gonna be fun.

- I like that hat.

- Kiss my ass.

Don't be sad. Life's good,

you just need direction.

- You're gonna take care of me, right?

- You with me?

Tom?

Johnny.

Come on.

That stuff doesn't concern you.

The only thing that concerns you

is this list and this card.

Be nice.

Get some clothes too, will you?

You're in the big time now. Charge it.

John.

If you f*** me...

...I'll kill you.

You're going out again?

I'm supposed to just stay in?

All you care about is that

stupid girl, and that stupid job!

- We don't hang anymore!

- I took you to the dentist.

That was five hours of pain.

That's not my idea of hanging out.

You're whipped.

And you're letting her divide us.

I hate that stupid girl.

- Get the door.

- You get it.

Get the door, Dolemite.

Hi, cutie.

- What?

- I got my tooth pulled.

Oh, poor baby.

- Hey, you ready?

- Yeah.

Bye.

- Do you wanna come dancing with us?

- And be a sixth toe? No.

She's got a sister

that looks just like her.

Wait. Let me get dressed.

- You sure they're sisters?

- They got different fathers.

- Who's her father, Godzilla?

- Get to know her inner beauty.

They're with me.

She's been following me all night.

Come on in.

- She's my cousin.

- That's my song.

- I'm going to the bathroom!

- Hurry up! This is my jam!

Sisters! They ain't even friends. They

don't even live on the same block.

I always let Johnny do this to me.

Why am I in this damn thing?

She don't look that bad.

I must be drunk.

I always let this man

talk me into this.

- Loverboy. I'm out.

- You're out?

- You taking Godzuki with you?

- That's not funny. She's good people.

- All right, drunken Casanova. See you.

- Maybe.

Thanks for the hookup, Amber.

- I'm gonna rock your world.

- I heard that.

Excuse me. That'll be $6.50, please.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

What is that?

A black titty with a frozen nipple.

You want some?

No, the money.

Where'd you get that from?

I hit the lottery.

You've been spending money like water.

I wasn't gonna say anything.

- Please tell me it's not drugs.

- It's not drugs.

- I'm serious!

- I am too. It's not drugs!

- Look, I'm doing it for you.

- For me?

Okay, for us. I like taking you out

to nice places. Buying you things.

- I want to give you what you want.

- I have everything I want.

Don't throw that away, okay?

I didn't.

Oh, my God. I gotta

get this girl out of here.

Damn. Fire?

- Fire, Charlotte! Fire!

- Where?

- It's coming! It's coming!

- I don't see no smoke!

There's smoke! Here, go!

- What about you?

- I'll be okay!

If you see a fire, stop, drop,

and roll! Go!

- What?

- How am I supposed to get home?

Hold on!

- Seymour!

- Hold on!

Here.

- Two dollars?

- Take the train!

Well, well, well.

Look what we got here.

My man. Still haven't learned

to knock, but that's cool.

- Keith, I want out.

- Say what?

- I said, I want out.

- What are you scared of?

Nothing.

I got you the promotion.

You're making that extra money.

You got that nice girlfriend.

- I don't understand.

- Yeah, you wouldn't.

- I know when to throw in my cards.

- I guess I was wrong about you.

Yep, I guess so.

Fine.

It's a stolen card. Detain the

cardholder? Security is on its way.

Stop, you son of a b*tch!

I'm gonna kick your ass!

Come here, boy!

- Flatfoot!

- Give me my ring!

You fat bat!

- Very funny!

- This is Detective Lawrence.

He wants to know

where you got this card.

- Maybe I'll shove my foot up his ass.

- How tough are you without the cuffs?

All right, you got a deal.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

All right, come on. Go for it!

We know that this card came through

the mailroom at the Dynasty Club.

Your brother Jonathan works for them.

We figure he gave you the card.

- He didn't give it to me.

- Where'd you get it?

- A white guy.

- What's his name?

I don't know. They all look alike

and smell like bologna.

I'm gonna kill this

son of a b*tch! Now you tell me!

Tell me what you know,

or I'll beat it out of you!

- Now, talk, damn you!

- All right!

I know this dude, his name is Keith.

Keith Heading.

Here's the deal.

I know this guy

who owns six travel agencies.

He wants to use your phony credit

cards to buy full-price plane tickets.

Then he'll sell those at a lower fare

than other agencies can offer.

He's willing to be 50-50

partners with you...

...or give you $25,000 a card!

25 G!

There's no risk for you.

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Look, Keith.

Johnny told me everything.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- You can't beat this with a bat!

- Oh, listen to this.

If you're not the top guy,

tell me who is!

- I ain't got time for games...

- I don't like set-ups!

What? This is legit!

If I was setting you up, wouldn't cops

be here now with their guns?

Oh, sh*t!

Help!

Get off, you f***er!

Jesus Christ!

Who authorized this sting?

You did?

Well, that's great!

No, thank you, sergeant!

I think you've done enough!

Let's get out of here!

- It's fenced overseas.

- Doesn't Billing get complaints?

- They can't complain. They're dead.

- Then you have to go to Walsh.

He'll say I f***ed up

my first legitimate job.

I'll get out myself.

You need evidence.

I can get that for you.

- I don't want you involved.

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