
Moms' Night Out Page #4
Uh...
Okay, let me check.
Oh, no! No, don't touch that!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
H, I, J, K...
This happened once
before. It's fine.
Q, R, S, T...
Ooh, well, now I know my ABC's.
Hey, good news is we got
a great parking spot.
Right under the light.
Safest place.
Oh, yeah. I read that blog.
You know what, ladies?
Tonight is our night
and we look good.
Mmm-hmm.
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
Hello, welcome to Chez Magique.
Your journey awaits you.
Ooh. Field, party of three.
Okay, uh, what is your name?
- Field.
- Hmm.
I cannot seem to find your
reservation on my scroll.
Sorry.
But I...
I...
It's only a two-and-a-half-hour
wait. Totally worth it.
And during that time,
you're more than welcome
to observe the art in the gallery.
I don't want to observe art.
I know. It's really
exhausting, right?
Look, I scouted, I planned, I got
the Groupon, I made a reservation.
I did everything required of me,
so there must be some mistake.
How about this?
Why don't I go back
and talk to my visionary for you?
Your what?
My manager.
Oh, yeah.
Just wait here, 'Kay?
Is everything okay?
No, they lost our reservation.
The wait is two and a half hours.
This is going to completely
ruin our night.
No, no. You know what?
Everything is gonna be okay.
There is a man-child playing
death video games at home
with my son. I'm just...
You know what...
Ally, Ally. Relax.
I'm sure Sean has
everything under control.
Relax.
I've played it all out.
Right now, I bet he's playing
some game with the kids,
like cops and robbers,
and it's gotten
totally out of control.
- This is out of control, Sean!
- It's not out of control!
This is totally out of control.
It's out of control.
No, it's not.
- I can't see the kids.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
And the house is a
wreck and Brandon is
playing death video games.
I know you can do it!
You may not have any sense of
what you're doing. None of us do!
I didn't sign up for this.
I did not sign up for this.
And I bet Marco is all
freaked out and overwhelmed,
and Sean is giving him
the Braveheart speech.
This is your moment!
Let me tell you something, okay?
Fatherhood's about manning up!
And one of the twins is
in a video game coma,
which will make him have nightmares
and will make Izzy
mad at me on Monday.
I've played it all out.
- Joey?
- Hey.
- Hi, Allyson.
- Hi.
I didn't recognize you
without your kids.
What are you doing here?
- Just meeting somebody.
- Oh.
We're just having dinner.
Little girls' night.
Yeah, yeah.
Bridget told me.
No, Zoe. I told you, you cannot
take your father's car.
And if you know where you're going,
why don't you just
tell me where it is?
Yeah, it is so simple.
Have a nice night.
'Kay.
Hey, if you talk to Bridget,
don't tell her you
ran into me, okay?
What? Wait, why not?
So, after a very helpful
consultation with my superior,
there is a very special
table that awaits you
next Saturday, because that's
when you made your reservation.
No, no, no, I didn't.
I, um, called on Monday...
You did. You called
and you spoke with Brie.
- Yes! Brie, yes, yes.
- Remember her?
Yeah, she's really pretty.
And you said next Saturday.
Yes. Next Saturday, as in the
next available Saturday.
The next one that exists.
The next one to be.
No. Next Saturday would be
the Saturday immediately following
the current week you are in.
No, it's the one immediately
following whatever day it is.
That's what next means.
Mmm, mmm-mmm.
No. That would be "this" Saturday.
As in, like, this pen here.
As in, like, this little mousey
thing. As in this phone.
Like, "Oh, hello, I'd like to make
a reservation for this Saturday."
"Oh, you mean today? Yes,
you may." See, like that.
But, you didn't say "this,"
you said "next."
I don't care what I said!
Just give me a table!
Okay, Ally, I think
she gets the idea.
Yeah. You're getting a little angry
and it's doing something
ugly to your face.
You don't look good.
I'm sorry, I just...
Can you help a girl out?
- This is my first night out in forever!
- Aw.
And I'm wearing heels,
I'm carrying a small purse.
I just wanna sit down with
my friends and enjoy a meal
without three little people
clawing all over me!
So, let us know when
a table's available.
Okay, I'll do that.
I just... I need a break
because my job never ends.
So can you please
just check your scroll
and maybe just change your scroll?
Oh, um...
Visionary has decided that
you've disrupted the aura
and you need to leave.
What?
What? The...
This is a restaurant!
This used to be Mike's Barbeque!
- How dare you talk.
- Okay, we gotta go.
The aura? Really, aura?
These are so good.
Goodbye.
I made a reservation.
This is unbelievable.
I didn't wanna eat there anyway.
I just need to eat somewhere.
Not a big deal, Ally, we
can do this another night.
No! We're not doing
this another night.
Because tonight is our night
and tonight is not a failure!
Just one second.
Marco is so clueless sometimes!
- Zoe.
- Are you really gonna just...
I told you not to go anywhere
until your father got...
No, Zoe. You listen to me.
Don't go anywhere until...
Marco forgot the wipes.
I mean, seriously?
What are you doing?
- I'm saving your life.
- I'm sorry,
- I may have to go.
- No, you're not gonna do that either.
- This is my life.
- I need my phone!
I need my phone! Ally,
Ally, I need my phone!
Honey, let's just talk about this!
Don't do anything crazy!
I was in the middle of a text!
Marco can find the
rash cream on his own.
I have full confidence
he can do it.
Except he can't.
Sean told me to unplug!
This is me unplugging, okay?
I'm listening to my husband,
Sondra. It's biblical, right?
It is biblical.
Okay.
No phones! No phones!
So, this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna, we're gonna...
We're gonna, um...
We're gonna go bowling!
Who wants to go bowling?
I know I do. Sondra?
- Fine. Absolutely.
- Yes!
Bowling it is. Let's go.
I'm letting my hair down, ladies.
I am not wearing
vending machine socks.
Whoa.
You all right?
Yes, yes, I'm, I'm fine.
I'm under control.
Would you help me get my kids out?
Whoa, whoa.
- What was that?
- It's a bird.
- A bird?
- Yes, it's a bird, okay?
My kids, they wanted
to bring the pet bird.
And you let them?
I didn't know it was gonna be
flying all over the place!
Why didn't you put it in the cage?
You don't think I thought of that?
Look, it was in the cage,
and the locking mechanism
isn't exactly very intuitive.
Stay, Mama.
Its name is Mama?
Yes, its name is Mama.
Izzy was the one that let
the twins name her, okay?
- You got a bird flying around, Marco!
- Shh.
I don't think he's scared.
I think he doesn't wanna hurt...
Okay, so here's the plan.
We take them inside, get their hand
stamped and they can't get out.
Like Shawshank Redemption.
I love it.
Hey!
- Oh, hi.
- Good for you.
Good job.
Why don't you go ahead and just...
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