Mother's Day Page #12

I'm very calm right now.

I see that.

I'm very happy.

That's very nice.

Let's take a picture of that.

Hold it high so we

both look skinny.

It's nothing.

I'm fine.

I know, it's fine.

Don't worry about it.

It's not scary, okay?

Scary.

It's not scary.

Isn't that obvious?

Man down.

Come on, come on, come on!

Seriously? All right.

Hey. This is not a stadium,

it's a lobby.

Yeah, your hat, Hector!

Put on your hat.

What?

All right, this is not...

This is the wrong borough.

I'm from Manhattan.

The other one.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Okay, we're ready.

How's this going?

This is going to work very well.

Okay. This is not a stadium,

this is a lobby.

You were not

an essay-contest winner.

But I do have this 100%

hypoallergenic right-side out bra,

for you to wear

home since you're

exposed on that side.

Oh, that's so kind of you.

Thank you.

Pop that on. Gold plated.

Is this yours?

Well...

It's one really... long train.

Jesus!

I need to shave my

legs again quickly.

Hold him still.

Okay.

He's moving.

Tanner, no, no, no, no,

not on her bag!

It's, like, the fourth

time he's done this.

Enough with

the surprises, Sandy.

Sandy? I'm Sandy.

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not here for a picture.

I'm here...

I'm here to show Julia.

Justified.

Sweetie, sweetie, your banana.

Sorry, your banana.

Ow!

Oh!

Whoa!

Oh, it's connected to a string.

What? This is a big joke.

Maybe it's dental floss.

New thing dentists are doing.

Happy Mother's Day!

- Went actually very well.

- She's so good!

- Yay.

- Go again.

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