Mr. Bean's Holiday
Three one. Thirty-one.
- Over here!
- Ah, Mrs Lucas.
Congratulations, Mrs Lucas.
And now, to the first prize in today's raffle
in aid of the "roof appeal."
Thank you, Lily.
Indeed. The magnificent holiday
to the South of France,
kindly sponsored
by Dalesborough Travel Limited.
So thank you, guys.
The winner of this prize will travel
then catch the fast train south
before spending the week on the beaches
of the French Riviera.
This fabulous prize also includes
and, Barbara, this wonderful video camera,
kindly donated by A&K Electrics
Right. The winner of this amazing prize is...
Nine one nine.
Nine one nine.
Anybody have ticket 919?
If there is no claimant, I'll have to pick
another ticket from the bucket.
Anyone?
Yes.
Yes!
Yes!
It's me. It's me. I'm the...
Cannes. Cannes.
Coffee?
Sugar?
You speak very good French.
Hello.
Oui, choo-choo, Gare de Lyon.
To the arch at La Dfense, please.
Look. Should we do anything?
Relax.
I think he's English.
Monsieur Clay, how long
will you stay in Paris?
Of course I'll be in Cannes
Sunday for my premiere.
Until then, I'm working
on an exciting new project
with this wonderful actress, Sylvie.
- Sabine.
- Right.
One last question,
please. Mr Clay.
Out of the way!
Out of the way!
12:
05.Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
1:
00.Are you here for lunch?
Follow me.
May I recommend the seafood platter?
Yes?
Yes.
What is this?
What's this?
Don't forget the langoustines.
Cannes.
Could you video me?
Yeah.
No, back. Back a bit.
Back, back, back, back, stop.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
Back, back, I'II...
We'll do it again, eh?
Stop. Help!
Open... Open the door.
There's nothing here.
Stop!
Hey!
Help! Help! Open...
Papa!
Papa!
- Papa, what should I do?
- Get off at the next stop.
Papa!
No!
My bag.
Look at that...
Yes.
Stay calm.
Papa!
The train's not stopping.
Papa, what should I do?
Mobile telephone.
Papa! Papa!
His fingers are over the last two numbers.
Right. 06, 08...
I'll write down all the possibles.
01, 02,
03, 04...
...59, 60...
...97, 98,
Mr Dupont is unavailable.
Hurry up and get on!
Tickets, please.
You get in there. Go, go.
Excuse me.
Can I have some money, please,
so I can telephone my Dad?
Please?
Please?
Thank you.
What's all that?
Yes!
Come on.
I gave him my number. He will ring.
Don't worry, he will ring.
Stop them!
Vandals!
I'm hungry.
Come on.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Do you have some proper music?
Something that I'd like to listen to.
Okay, never mind. Bye.
To Cannes?
Damn!
What the...
What's this?
No...
Good.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
Wait, wait!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
What the hell is he doing?
Where did he come from?
Some of us here
are trying to make a work of art!
Everyone, back in position!
Get him in something different
and put him in the background.
You, sweetheart. You never stop, okay?
Remember, you're crazy
for the taste of Fruzzi yogurt.
Well, how long does it take to reset?
Then why is everyone
moving in slow motion?
Yeah, there's a hook.
Cannes jury member Emil Dachevsky,
the Russian film director,
explained that his son Stepan was last seen
on a train with a mysterious foreigner.
As soon as I saw him I thought, "He's evil."
Action!
Cut!
The guy with the video camera is fired.
You're fired!
What?
Down again!
- Are you ready?
- Yep.
Action!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
My explosion!
Where's my explosion?
All I want is an explosion.
A little, tiny explosion.
Is that too much to ask?
Damn it.
Is it really so hard for you guys?
I mean, all you have to do is this.
Hello.
You saved my life earlier.
Going far?
Isn't she a beauty?
Dunlop.
I'm going to Cannes.
Cannes. Cannes.
Come on, get in.
Look at this.
So, you're Spanish?
No?
What is that accent?
Wait.
Let me guess.
You're not Italian?
- No.
- No.
No.
And you're not Greek, no?
You are...
You're Russian, yes?
- What kind of idiot are you?
- What kind of duck are you?
My name is Sabine.
I am Sabine... And you are?
Bean.
Bean?
Bean.
Bean. Sabine.
Bean. Sabine.
Bean, Sabine. Bean, Sabine. Bean, Sabine.
Bean, Sabine.
Do you like my costumes?
I love dressing up.
My invitation to the Cannes Film Festival.
Remember the director
of the yogurt commercial?
Cut. Cut.
I have a small part in his film.
I'm going to be a big star.
He says it's his masterpiece.
I need the loo.
Sorry.
I never got on the bus.
I was with these cool guys.
Hello.
I can't wait to show this to Papa.
It's amazing meeting your son like that.
Is she your girlfriend?
You're full of surprises.
So does that mean you're married?
Telephone! Papa!
Estelle, tell me you love me or it's over.
We made it.
The sea! I can see the sea!
Thank you.
Can you video me now?
You can see Cannes over there.
Oh, my goodness,
the premiere starts in an hour.
Bienvenue and welcome
to the 59th Cannes
International Film Festival.
And on the red carpet is Mr Carson Clay,
the director of our premiere, Playback Time.
And jury member Mr Emil Dachevsky,
attending today despite there being
no news of his missing son.
I'm going to get changed.
Fill her up.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr Carson Clay.
This film is for all of us
who hunger for truth.
For all of us who cry out in pain.
For those whose souls yearn to sing.
He says it's a very good film.
As pictures were released of the Englishman
believed to have abducted the son
of Cannes film festival jury member
Emil Dachevsky,
a positive ID of the boy was made
at a service station yesterday.
The police now believe the man is travelling
with a female accomplice.
A national manhunt has been launched
and stop-and-search procedures
have been instigated right across France.
You are not Russian?
No.
You are not this boy's father?
No.
You are English?
Do you know the whole of France
is looking for you?
Now they look for me, too.
Who are you? Where are you going?
To the beach.
This boy's father is a judge at the premiere
of my film. We take him there.
And the beach?
Forget the beach.
I have only one scene in this movie.
I am not going to miss this premiere.
Not for you, not for the police. Okay?
Now, do as I say.
My daughter.
My mother.
She's Spanish,
and very deaf.
Sir, we're in a great hurry.
I don't want to miss my premiere.
No problem. Leave it to us.
Come on, we'll find Papa.
Here you are, sir.
It's for one person only.
No, she's my daughter! Please!
Leave her with Grandma.
Damn!
What is life
but a teardrop in the eye of infinity?
Together we lived, we laughed, we loved.
But you left me.
And now, I walk this wilderness alone.
What use is a cop with a broken heart?
Without you, I'm nothing.
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
Nothing.
Stop!
Your pass, please, madam.
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