Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Page #2
out of here, will ya?
Hey. Whoa.
Okay, that's right.
All right, bring it up,
bring it up, bring it up.
Hello, excuse me, miss. Hi.
Oh, hi.
Um... hi.
Um...
Hello.
Um... I believe Mr. Magorium
sent for me.
Oh. Wow.
You're really well-dressed
for a shadow puppeteer.
No, no... I'm Henry Weston,
the accountant.
Here for an interview.
Ah... hello.
My name is Mahoney.
I am the store manager.
Pleasure to meet you.
I have to admit,
when the agency sent me,
I had no idea
that this was a toy store.
Shh!
this was a toy store,
we'd have a madhouse on our hands.
That was a joke.
I know.
Okay.
Uh... you probably want to speak
to Mr. Magorium.
Why don't you give me a second.
Hi.
What is it?
What?
It's not real nice
to stare at people, you know?
Why don't you just
go ahead and...
Ah, greetings.
Edward Magorium-
toy impresario,
wonder aficionado,
avid shoe-wearer.
You're here for the
accounting position.
Yes. Henry Weston.
Mm-hmm. Name the
Fibonacci series
from its 11 th to its 16th integer.
Hello? Grandma?
Uh... 89,
144, 233,
377, 610?
Perfect.
The number four-
do we really need it?
If you like squares, you do.
Oh, I like squares.
Good. Now,
the hot dog to
hot dog bun ratio-
why, for the love of mustard,
Extra hot dogs.
Yes, but why?
In case you drop a couple.
What kind of insufferable
fool drops a hot dog?
Anything can happen, sir.
Anything can happen, hmm?
How absolutely true.
You're exactly the mutant
I'm looking for.
You're hired.
What?
- You're hired!
- That's it, huh?
- That's all I need.
- Uh, sir...
- Don't you agree, Mahoney?
- No, not exactly.
Perfect. I've heard
Really?
No, not yet,
but I'm sure I will. Oh!
I see you've brought
your abacus along. Top-notch.
Come along.
I'll show you the store.
# Bum, bum, bum #
#The store and then I'll
show you my office... #
Duck, duck, duck...
Goose!
of whatnot imaginable, Mutant,
from ant farms to zeppelins.
I've owned this store
for 113 years,
ever since I came
to this country,
although I've been inventing
toys since the mid-1770s.
- Wha... Excuse me, sir?
- Yes?
Did you say 1770s?
Yes, sir. So, as you
can imagine, accounting
is a brand-new concept to me.
You know, that would make you
You're already hired, Mutant.
There's no need to show off.
Now, follow me.
Here we are.
I haven't thrown anything away.
Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
Are-are all these receipts?
Mostly. Some are
important documents.
Others might be doodles
I never framed.
I can't tell the difference.
So you've obviously never kept
an account of your income.
No.
Or filed a tax return?
No.
Renewed your city business license?
Renewed my?
Renewed your...
Eh, forget it.
You realize to
determine the worth
of this store out of this,
um... fire hazard, really,
is an insurmountable task,
and if you have...
somehow managed to keep
from going bankrupt
or being evicted,
sent to prison for
tax evasion, uh...
Oh-ho.
...why do you want to do this now?
Ah, yes.
Can you keep a secret?
The firm holds a very strict
exclusivity policy.
Don't worry.
But can you keep a secret?
Yes, sir.
I'm leaving.
The store?
The world.
You see these shoes?
I found these
in a tiny little shop
in Tuscany
and fell in love with them
so entirely,
I bought enough
to last my whole life.
These are my last pair.
So, if you'll excuse me,
I have a pressing marbles match,
and I must warm up
my thumbs.
Eric! Are you ready
for our marbles match?
- Mr. Magorium?
- Yes?
- Does that seem right to you?
- Does what?
No, this doesn't seem right at all.
We must keep a watchful
eye on this, Eric, hmm?
Don't worry, I'm...
fine up here, guys.
This chapter is called
"No, Seriously, Watch. "
No, seriously,
watch.
No way!
Come on.
Whoa!
This is so cool.
- Come on!
- Let's go!
Wow!
Uh-oh.
It's so good.
Somebody!
Help! Help!
Pretty impressive ball, isn't it?
Lmpossible to dodge.
This boy's weird.
Mahoney,
have you seen Mister...
Good night!
Have you seen Mr. Magorium?
Yeah. He's, um,
he's about this tall.
He's got crazy eyebrows...
He's upstairs.
Thank you.
You really got to get better
with the jokes, Mutant.
I'm laughing on the inside.
Mr. Magorium.
- Mutant.
Mr. Magorium...
Come to accept
my hula hoop challenge?
We have a few serious problems.
Ooh, serious problems.
I don't have any serious problems.
You do, actually.
I don't think so.
What about this, uh, invoice
from this company in Brazil?
They say that
you owe them $300,000
for a magic
doorknob?
Oh, that's ridiculous.
Thank you.
$300,000 for a doorknob?
I've never paid over $200,000.
Here, catch.
What about Bellini?
Bellini's the
book builder
born in the basement.
You have a tenant in the basement?
He was born there.
I certainly can't ask him to leave.
Okay.
According to your
employment records,
you've had several fictional
characters on the books.
- Like whom?
- The King of Planet Yaweh.
Oh, he's not fictional.
Sir, there are people...
He's not really
the king,
and the planet Yaweh
doesn't exist,
but he's not fictional.
Well, that's the thing.
If there's no planet...
- Mr. Weston,
- Yes, sir?
You can't blame people
for having aspirations, hmm?
Oh.
Sorry.
I just sort of took over.
I thought it was
funny, but I guess...
Sorry.
Hey, who did that?
I did that.
No, seriously, who helped?
No one.
Mahoney? Hello.
Got a quick question.
Quick one. Quickie. Hey.
Okay, Mutant.
I need your help
explaining this history
that Mr. Magorium has fabricated.
What history he's fabricated?
This one I've got
here- for instance,
got a signed I.O.U.
From Thomas Edison.
Really?!
"P.S. Thanks for the idea. "
With a picture of the
lightbulb next to it.
Is that for real?
No. No, it's...
it's not for real.
It's a signed I.O.U.
From Thomas Edison.
Does that seem
like something
the real world to you?
Well, it does have
his signature on it.
Hello? Please?
Give me one second, please?
Mahoney, wait.
I just need...
a simple explanation.
Sure. It's a magical toy store.
There's no such thing
as a magical toy store.
When you say "magical,"
do you mean "special"?
- No, I mean "magical. "
- "Unique"?
- "Magical. "
- How about...
"Really, really cool"?
Okay.
What's behind me, all right...
is a toy store.
It is a big one,
it is a weird one,
but it is just...
a toy store.
I knew it
as soon as I saw that suit.
Knew what?
You're a "just" guy.
What's a "just" guy?
A guy just like you.
Same hair, same suit, same shoes.
Walks around.
No matter what,
he thinks, "Oh,
"it's just a store.
"This is just a bench.
"It's just a tree. "
It's just what it is, nothing more.
Okay, but-but this...
is just a store.
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