Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie Page #7

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Mr Maydo Archer?

Um...

No, Justice.

- We're screwed.

- No, we're not. Hold on, Dermo'.

Yeah!

Wife!

I knew I could do it.

You bastard. Don't ever try

anything like that again.

- Please, not the stairs.

- Hold on, Dermo. Come on, giddy up!

We have it!

Hello, Buster.

Justice Dickie.

Back down the stairs on the right.

Thank you.

Despite the assertion of Mrs Brown

that this debt has been settled,

there is no evidence to prove this.

So then, in the matter of The Revenue

Department v. Mrs Agnes Brown...

- What is this?

- It's the cavalry.

Or clowns.

Justice, here's the receipt.

It's in Braille.

Is there anyone in court who reads Braille?

Don't f***ing look at me.

I read Braille.

The court finds in favour of Mrs Brown.

You see, it all works out

the way it's supposed to.

Lovely kumquats, Brussels sprouts

and prickly pears!

How are you, love?

You wanna feel my prickly pears?

Come back quick, I'll give you a gobble.

We won't use that last bit.

We won't use that last bit.

Jesus, look, now you've killed her!

How much?

Release me.

It was my great, great grandmother

that started the stall.

And it's been handed down ever since to

the eldest girl in the family.

Since 1802.

Somebody has a line, and it's not me.

And action.

How much?

Four... F***ing shitbags.

It's a lot to

remember, take your time.

Whoa.

Hello, Buster.

Sorry.

Goodbye, Buster.

Well, you've

certainly made a splash.

I've no time for that shite, Annie.

Fresh fruit and vegetables!

As seen on TV.

- Look, now you've killed her.

- How much?

- Ladies and gentlemen, Ben Kellett.

- Yeah!

Jesus Christ, if they find out.

Stop it now.

Shush, there's no need for

anyone to find... To know.

- To find to know'?

- To find to know.

Mammy, shut up.

I'm getting an itch around my anus.

You should see someone about that.

Would it be thrush?

Set and action.

How much?

Keep rolling, keep rolling.

- Why does she keep repeating herself?

- It's the phone thing.

National Records Service.

Excuse me, f***er-face.

How do I get to see the actual receipts?

I landed right on my cock.

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