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Muriel's Wedding Page #2
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- 1994
- 106 min
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Well, he said they don't sleep together.
She only sucks him off.
Why?
- Out of respect for me.
- B*tch.
- Bastard.
- What am I gonna do? I'm a bride!
I'm supposed to be euphoric!
Come on the holiday with us!
Cash in your ticket to Bali
and have your honeymoon with us.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, come on, Tan.
All right.
We are gonna have the best time.
I'm so excited!
What holiday?
Just Hibiscus Island.
We didn't think that you could afford it
because you don't have a job.
Yes, I do. I got one last night.
I'm a beauty consultant.
Let's tell her. We were
gonna tell her after the holiday...
but I think we should tell her now.
- Muriel--
- Wait!
Let her finish her Orgasm.
Muriel, people think we're mad.
But that's just us.
We're ragers.
People invite us to parties, and
they know we'll just have a good time.
- We're mad.
- Party, party, party.
That's our image.
You know what I mean.
We're mad.
We don't want you
hanging around us any more.
I didn't steal the dress.
It was a mistake.
It's not the dress, it's you.
We've told you a thousand times how
to do your hair, but you never listen.
- You never wear the right clothes.
- You're fat.
You listen to '70s music.
This is the '90s.
- We all listen to the Baby Animals.
- And Nirvana.
- You bring us down, Muriel.
- You embarrass us.
I, I know I'm not normal,
but I'm trying to change.
I'm trying to become more like you,
more of a--
- It's too late.
- But I can change!
You'll still be you.
Muriel, you've got to find
friends on your own level.
Like I found Chook.
He's up on my level.
Marrying him was
the happiest day of my life.
I love him so much!
That bastard!
I'll show him.
I'll go on this holiday
and I'll sleep with a thousand men!
I'm not nothing.
Muriel, can't you think of anyone
but yourself? Tania's upset.
I'm not nothing!
Well, nobody said that.
out of the group!
Muriel. Muriel, you're
embarrassing us again!
And Perry kicks!
He picks it up!
"Go yourself! Go yourself!"
is the roar from the crowd.
Heslop! Heslop! Heslop! Whoo!
How can a man be so strong
and so fast? Heslop!
Perry!
Wake up to yourself!
And Heslop's made a comeback!
How does he do it?
- Did he apply for the police force?
- Yes, but they wouldn't let him
sit for the test...
'cause he was too tall.
- Muriel up?
- Muriel!
You've got to get up!
It's nearly 10:
30!Make sure she sees Deidre Chambers
about that job.
- Give her a blank cheque
for the cosmetics.
- A blank cheque? How much for?
It's a blank cheque.
She fills in the amount
when Deidre tells her what it is.
And tell Perry to mow that back yard.
Clean the place up. It's a pigsty.
Joanie, will you turn
off that television and clean
this place up? It's a pigsty.
Muriel, you have to get up and go
and see Deidre Chambers about that job.
- And I have to give you a blank cheque.
- Have you seen my smokes?
It's wonderful for Deidre
to give you work.
She's a wonderful person.
I don't care what anyone else says.
- Mum?
- What who says?
All those people
Those greedies and those
terrible women at the post office.
What are they saying?
Do I make this out to Deidre Chambers
or Radiant Cosmetics?
A blank cheque. Cash.
What are they saying
about Deidre and Dad?
They say that they
go driving at night...
but he's only showing her
his developments.
- His what?
- His building sites.
I'm gonna be a success, Mum.
I'm gonna get married,
and I'm gonna be a success.
I know you are. Your dad just
wants to be proud of you, that's all.
I'll show him.
I'll show them all.
And now, everybody a big round of
applause as we welcome to the stage...
Talent Quest.
The Tropical Delights!
Let's hear it for the girls! Thank you!
The tide is high
but I'm holding on
I'm not the kind of girl
who gives up just like that
Oh, no, oh
- Cheryl's.
Cheryl's shout!
- Muriel!
- Where did she get the money?
Hi. What a coincidence.
You're a mental case!
You keep away from us!
You're got no dignity, Muriel.
- Are you Muriel Heslop?
- No.
- Yes, you are.
- Why?
I don't know why.
You just are.
Rhonda Epinstall.
We were in high school together.
You dropped out in year ten.
I dropped out in year eleven.
Ha! I knew it was you!
- Hey, swap seats?
- Yeah, indeed.
So, are you married now?
- What?
- Well, you said you
weren't Muriel Heslop.
If you changed your name,
I thought you must have got married.
No. Yes.
- I'm engaged.
- Anyone I know?
- What? Who? Tim.
- Who?
- What?
- Tim who?
- Simms.
Tim Simms.
Don't know him. What's he like?
- Um, like no one.
- Smoke?
- What?
- I shouldn't. I'm an asthmatic.
- So where is he?
- Who?
Tim Simms.
I'm on to you.
You're not wearing
an engagement ring.
You're here
without your fiance.
You're out for a good time,
aren't you, Muriel? A last fling?
I suppose so.
You are wicked! Well, stick
with me, 'cause I'm wicked too.
My whole life is one last fling
after another.
She got married, to Chook.
- To what?
- Chook. Peter Vernell.
Oh, I remember them. What a pair
of a**holes. They deserve each other.
Whenever I think about
how revolting Porpoise Spit was...
I think about Tania Degano and those
idiots that she used to hang out with.
They made my life hell.
Do you ever dream about what you
would say to them if you saw them now?
I do see them now.
They're over there.
- What are they doing here?
- They're on Tania's honeymoon.
Chook couldn't come.
- No, l--
- Tania!
What a fantastic surprise.
I don't believe it.
I haven't seen you
since Porpoise Spit High.
- How are you?
- Married.
Muriel told me!
- Turkey.
- Chook.
Chook. That's right.
Well, congratulations!
- Come and have a drink with us.
- Yeah.
Really? You want
to have a drink with me?
Well, we can't let you spend
We're not in school
any more, Rhonda.
You don't have to feel
you're not good enough for us now.
- I don't.
- If I feel you've changed,
I'll tell you.
I'm honest,
unlike some people.
- I tell it like it is.
- The truth?
- Yes.
- I tell the truth too.
Nicole's having
an affair with Chook.
Muriel saw them f***ing
in the laundry on your wedding day.
Stick your drink
up your ass, Tania.
I would rather swallow razor blades
than drink with you.
Oh, by the way, I'm not alone.
I'm with Muriel.
And now let's hear a warm welcome
for act five in the Hibiscus Island
star search.
- It's fabba ABBA!
- My, my
At Waterloo
Napoleon did surrender
Whoa, yeah
And I have met my destiny
The history book on the shelf
Waterloo, I was defeated
You won the war
Waterloo, promise
to love you forevermore
Waterloo, couldn't escape
if I wanted to
Waterloo, knowing my fate
is to be with you
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