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Muriel's Wedding Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 106 min
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Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
I'm finally facing my Waterloo
My, my
I tried to hold you back
But you were stronger
Oh, yeah
And now it seems
My only chance
is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose
Waterloo, I was defeated
You won the war
Waterloo, promise
to love you forevermore
Waterloo, couldn't escape
if I wanted to
Waterloo, knowing my fate
is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
I'm finally facing my Waterloo
So how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose
- Waterloo, couldn't escape
if I wanted to
- I'll kill you!
Waterloo, knowing my fate
is to be with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
I'm finally facing my Waterloo
Ooh-ooh-ooh, Waterloo
Knowing my fate
is to be with you
"Dear Dad, the girls and l
Last night I sold a hundred dollars
worth of cosmetics...
to Barry Crocker. Muriel."
Barry Crocker, eh? How about that.
P.S. I'm a fatso whale.
This cosmetic thing is the best thing
that ever happened to Muriel.
It really is.
She paid for this holiday herself.
Bought clothes to wear,
new suitcases.
Perry, you listening to this?
Eh?
- I said, "yeah."
- Well, so you should, you useless lump.
Muriel's out there,
and she's made something of herself.
And she was the most useless one
of all, wasn't she, Bill?
I told her that on the way
to the airport for this holiday.
I said, "You've really impressed me.
You can't type,
but you've really impressed me."
You know what they call this great man?
Bill the Battler.
'Cause he's a little Aussie battler.
- Been battling all me life.
- Battlin' for Porpoise Spit.
Here's Deidre Chambers.
What a coincidence.
- Deidre! Hey, Deidre!
- Bill! Hello.
- What a coincidence.
- Take a seat. Penelope, shift over.
Deidre, Leo Higgins.
He's concreting Wallum Beach for us.
- Hello, Leo.
- Deidre got Muriel
into this cosmetics thing.
Perry, show Deidre Muriel's postcard.
Hibiscus Island. How about that?
She should really
be sending you postcards, Deidre.
You're the reason she's there.
- Bill.
- I told you. I'm thinking about it.
Not that. It's Muriel.
In the past two weeks,
she's bought two kits from me...
at a cost of $40 each.
If she'd sold both kits
for the recommended price...
she'd make $110...
leaving her a profit of 30.
- Thirty dollars.
- What are you talkin' about?
She's on a $3,000 holiday.
She's makin' a fortune.
Isn't she?
Do you think I could be famous?
Sure. For what?
Oh, I don't know.
I could be an actress.
I'm mental enough.
My, my
At Waterloo
Napoleon did surrender
Oh, yeah
There was something
in the air that night
The stars were bright
Fernando
They were shining there
for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought
that we could lose
There's no regrets
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend
Fernando
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend
Fernando
Do you ever think you're nothing?
Sometimes I think I'm nothing.
Useless.
You're not nothing, Muriel.
You're amazing.
Remember how you were
in school?
You were so quiet
You were too shy
to look at people.
Now you're a success,
and someone wants to marry you.
You're not nothing, Muriel.
You've made it.
Can you hear the drums, Fernando
I remember long ago
another starry night like this
In the firelight, Fernando
You were humming to yourself
and softly strumming your guitar
I could hear the distant drums
Were coming from afar
They were closer now, Fernando
Every hour, every minute
seemed to last eternally
I was so afraid, Fernando
We were young and full of life
and none of us prepared to die
And I'm not ashamed to say
the roar of guns and cannons
- Almost made me cry
- ...move it into the pillow.
sleeping cradle for your head and back.
We all have a different shape
to the head and neck.
- By sleeping on a pillow that
fits perfectly with your shape...
- I'm back.
- you relieve stress on muscles--
- You're terrible, Muriel.
Muriel, Daddy's so angry.
He's on his way back from the bank.
He'll want to talk to you.
All our money's gone.
$12,000.
You didn't do anything bad with those
blank cheques I gave you, did you?
- You wouldn't do that to me, would you?
- Of course not.
- There was something
in the air that night
- Did you bring me a present?
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there
for you and me
For liberty, Fernando
Though we never thought
that we could lose
There's no regret
- If I had to do the same again
- Where to, love?
I would, my friend, Fernando
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando
into Stableyard Grove...
we will, for the first time,
see a glimpse of the bride...
with her father,
the Earl Spencer...
and we'll see that wedding dress which
has been kept such a wonderful secret.
There we are.
And what a bride--
Quite a job, getting it.
Ah, what a dream she looks.
What a dream she looks.
There's a bride any man
would be happy to see...
coming down the aisle
towards him.
The dress is made of yards
of ivory pure silk taffeta.
It has big sleeves with--
- Card number?
- Ninety-two. Brice Nobes.
- You take out a lot of videos.
- Do I?
You should join our video addicts club.
It's for people who take out
too many videos.
- Too many?
- Well, you know, a lot.
You get a dollar off
every new release.
Do you wanna go out with me?
You know, on a date.
What?
It's okay. You can say it.
I don't mind.
- Videodrama.
- It's me.
I still can't find any blokes
for us tomorrow night.
Even Tony's busy,
and his leg's in a cast.
- I've got one.
- You're racing off a customer.
You have got the best job
for meeting men.
Turn him around.
I can't see his face.
- Can you look at that dry cleaners
over there, please?
- Sure.
- What do you think?
- It's great.
Well, it's a start.
Meet me for lunch.
I want to hear every detail.
- You are wicked.
- This is my new life.
I'm a new person.
I'm changing my name to Mariel.
- That is your name.
- No, Mariel. M-A-R-I-E-L.
- Muriel--
- Mariel.
- Mariel.
Are you on the run
from the law?
I don't care if you are.
I'd just like to know.
Well, you know Tim,
my ex-fiance?
He was a policeman.
You jilted a cop?
He's after you?
Well, he said if I ever left him,
he'd find out who I was living with
and shoot them.
Then he'd shoot me,
then himself.
Sh*t. He really
loved you, didn't he?
Wow!
- Rhonda's changed my life.
- She would.
- Do you-- Do you wanna go
somewhere else?
- What?
- Do you wanna go somewhere else?
- Oh, Rhonda wants to stay here.
I'm going.
I've got a date.
They're American.
Have fun.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Hi, guys!
I'm really excited.
Do you wanna dance?
I-I'm a terrible dancer.
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