My Boss's Daughter Page #5

- That's right,

- What are you doing?

Getting hamburger meat,

That's a good way to lure birds,

- They like hamburger meat?

- I don't know, I've never had a bird,

- But most animals respond to meat,

- It's a fact,

Wanna help me separate the meat?

Speed, tell Tom about

the Kennedy assassination,

This is so cool, Tom, 'cause Speed

knows who killed JFK,

No, ask him! Tom, ask him,

- Ask him who killed him,

- All right, All right,

- Who killed JFK?

- Desi Arnaz,

- Oh,

- His life just changed,

(squeaking))

Oh,

Oh, God, Oh,,, oh,,, oh,,,

- Tom!

- (gasps)) Sh*t, Lisa,

- Uh, what are you doing in here?

- This is my closet,

Oh, Oh,,, uh, I had

something in my pants,

Um, I was feeding the mouse to the bird

and he, uh, ran down my pants,

- (mice squeaks))

- I'm sorry that, uh,,,

Oh, look! There it is!

That way! The bedroom,

- (Lisa)) Whoa, Watch out!

- Aah! (groans))

- Oh, my gosh, Are you OK?

- Yep, Yep, I'm good,

Don't worry, we'll get it later,

Oh, here, Let me help you,

You know, I'm really glad you stayed,

I needed a good laugh tonight,

Thanks, Wow, Yeah, could I make

a bigger ass out of myself?

- (chuckling)) Do you want some wine?

- Uh, no, thanks,

Yeah, sure,

- Cheers,

- Cheers,

Oh, my God, Is that signed

by Walter Payton?

Yeah, "Sweetness", '85 Bears, Only the

greatest team ever to play the game,

Shut up, Walter Payton,

Jim McMahon, Mike Singletary,

You know what?

You may be the coolest girl ever,

- You like football?

- Yeah, I love it,

I didn't know you guys liked football,

Yeah, No, me and Paul

watch the game every Sunday,

- Paul, too?

- Yeah,

- Oh,

- (chuckles))

Oh, what's that?

Oh, it's nothing,

It's just something I used to do,

That is really good,

I didn't know you were an artist,

I used to be, but I couldn't get any more

of my friends to pose nude for me,

- You wouldn't be interested, would you?

- Uh,,,

You're blushing, I was just joking,

I'm not blushing, I just-I just

get red from time to time,

You are so funny,

No, seriously, you should really

pursue this, I mean, you're good,

I would, but it doesn't really fit in

with my father's plan for me,

Future of Midnight Owl Publishing,

- (mice squeaks))

- Oh, look! There it is,

- He's right there, Through the door,

- We'll get him, We'll get him,

- Whoa! Watch out!

- (groans))

- Are you OK?

- Your dad's gonna kill me,

No, don't worry about it,

It's my brother's, My dad won't care,

Oh, Red,

- Oh, so Dad told you?

- About what?

- The restraining order,

- How's that?

Yeah, Red's not allowed within

100 yards of me, my dad, or this house,

He,,, uh, he didn't-he didn't mention that,

Red's a freak, You don't want

to be around my dad if he finds out

anyone was in this house,

especially Red,

It's like wherever he is, there's trouble,

I mean, one time, he had this big party

'cause Dad was out of town

and my dad came home early,,,

Hey, uh,,, you know, since the mouse is

gone, what say we, uh, go back inside?

OK,

(grunts))

(both screaming))

(. Synthesizer)

- It was up for an Oscar? I hated it!

- I know! (laughing))

Oh, I hated that movie!

Man, I can't believe you,

You're like,,, you're so different

from how you are at work,

What am I gonna do? Like, walk around

with my Walter Payton jersey?

No, no, I get it, It's, like, at work

you have to be Lisa Taylor:

The, you know, loyal employee

to the family firm,

And I have to be,,, Tom,,,

Tom Stansfield:
The guy

who will do anything for anybody,

Yup, That's me,

I swear, it's like I can just

talk to you about anything,

I know, exactly, It's,,,

- Yeah, this is crazy,

- Yeah, it is,

I guess it's because there's no

attraction between us, you know?

Yeah,

You know, there's none

of that sexual tension,

- Yeah,

- It's like I'm with a girlfriend,

- It's great, isn't it?

- Yeah,

I mean, maybe we could go to the mall

sometime and go shopping,

- That would be fun! Wouldn't it be fun?

- Yeah,

Wait, you have to listen to this song,

Come on, I need

someone to dance with!

- You don't want to see me dance,

- (. "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing')

- Come on, dance with me,

- I have no idea what I'm doing,

Come on, Put your hands together,

Yeah! Now go underneath,

- What,,, like this?

- Yeah!

- Like that?

- Yeah! (squeals))

Hold on, hold on, Watch, watch, watch,

- (pants rip))

- Oh,

- Yeah! Oh,,,

- I'm trying to do too much,

(laughing)) Oh! Yeah!

- (squealing))

- I'm a dancer,

- Catch me,

- Oh,,, what?

(squeals))

- I got you!

- Whoa!

Whoa,,, (chuckles))

OK, I am doomed,

Here,

(. "Better Man" by Martina Sorbara))

Oh, I love this song,

My friend Jenny does this

really wild strip routine

for her boyfriend to this song,

It's super sexy, Even you'd appreciate it,

I wish I could be like her, you know?

She's so free and everything,

(giggles))

(giggling))

So, what do you think?

Ah, it's,,, it's, uh, very nice,

So if you weren't gay,

this would turn you on, right?

- Gay? Who said I was gay?

- My father, You mean it's not true?

- No!

- No? God, I'm so embarrassed!

- I can't believe you'd let me do this!

- I didn't mean to,,, I mean, um,,,

Why would your father say that I'm gay?

I don't know, Well, you can't blame him

entirely, I mean, you are a little feminine,

- (gasps))

- Don't be hurt,

It's OK,

Hans is a bit of feminine, too,

What exactly did Hans do anyway?

Well, it's not like he did just one thing,

It's more about trust,

Yeah, Trust is,,, it's important,

Trust is everything,

I don't know, Maybe it's me, It's like

I'm just sending out some kind of vibe,

- I can't attract a decent guy,

- No,

- What's wrong with me?

- Don't even worry about it,

You're gonna find another guy so fast,

I mean, look at you, You're amazing,

- You really think so?

- Why do you think I'm here tonight?

Oh, God, Tom,

You didn't know, You thought that,,,

(door opens))

Uh,,, uh,,, I'm gonna,,, I'll be right back,

I'm just gonna go and check

and see if Audrey needs towels,

Tom, you don't have to lie to me,

If you have to go to the bathroom,

go take a crap and come back,

(chuckles))

(clatter)

What the,,, hey! What the hell

are you doing here, man?

(grunts))

You try to bone Vasquez out of 20 grand

and you ask me what I'm doing?

You think I work for Mrs, Fields? You

think my boss likes to bake cookies?

- Whoa! What are you doing? Come on,

- You tried to sell me flour,

Flour? I-I don't even know what

you're talk,,, What are you,,, Come on!

Look, I'm just housesitting for my boss,

- Who's your boss?

- Jack Taylor,

Jack Taylor, huh? I did time

in Joliet with a Jack Taylor,

Average height, medium hair,

horrible case of folliculitis on his ass?

- I wouldn't know about the folliculitis,

- I thought you said he was your boss,

- He is,

- And you never saw his ass?

- Why would I see my boss's ass?

- It stands to reason,

You work for a guy long enough,

sooner or later,

you're gonna get a glimpse of his ass,

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