My Boss's Daughter Page #8

Oh, geez, I'm starting

to feel a bit woozy,

(blood squishes))

OK, All right, I have to go find OJ,

So, Red, if you could watch things

for me, that'd be great,

Got ya,

Look, I think you're being

way too hard on yourself,

I mean, besides, I bet there've been a lot

of guys who've been attracted to you,

No, he was the only one,

What about that trucker? I mean,

he was obviously attracted to you,

(sighs)) I think the trucker probably

would have raped anyone,

I doubt that, You were probably

pretty special to him,

(chuckles)) So sweet of you, Red,

I'm not just jerking

your chain either, I mean it,

- (giggles))

- Yeah, (chuckles))

- What are you doing to the lawn?

- It's OK, Tom, We just had to bury TJ,

Bury,,, what? You mean, he's,,,

You said he was gonna be OK!

I thought you were a paramedic,

- Well, I took a course,

- You took,,, you-you guy,,,

You can't just bury him, you guys!

Well, we're not gonna put him in my car,

- (Audrey)) That's right,

- All right, Forget it, I'm calling 911,

- That's for emergencies,

- What do you think this is?

The guy's dead, In 20 minutes,

he's still gonna be dead,

- There's no sense of urgency here,

- (chuckles))

No, we have to call the cops

and report it!

- And tell 'em what?

- The truth! That there was a,,, accident,

- They might not see it that way,

- Let's face it, Tom, You did kill him,

- You gave me the pill,

- Hey, I didn't tell you to kill nobody, OK?

Well, you didn't tell me

not to use the whiskey!

- Well, if you'd listen to me,,,

- You didn't say anything about whiskey!

- (whistles))

- I would think you would listen to me!

There's no time for blame games,

Why don't you spread around

some leaves? Make it look good,

I am not gonna help

you conceal a dead body!

Hey, you know what? Don't you

think we should say something?

- What?

- You know what? She's right,

Some kind of last rites or eulogy

or something like that?

- I'm so screwed,

- We should say something,

Fine, fine, You know what? Say

something, Get,,, just make it quick,

Lord, this day we lay to rest TJ,

who was, uh,,,

- I really didn't know him,

- I don't know him,

I mean, Tom, you know him the best,

Why don't you say something?

- Me?

- Yeah,

All I know is that the guy was a violent,

sadistic goon that was into lesbians,

Amen,

- Tom?

- Lisa,

- I can't believe you're still here,

- Listen, please,

You have to let me explain,

Look, Tom, Tonight was just a

big mistake, That's all there is to it,

No, you,,, that,,, what you saw with

the girls, all that was was weird timing,

Red? What's Red doing here?

Red? Oh, uh, Red

was in the neighborhood

and he-and he stopped by,

But, you see, nothing really

bad happened tonight,

- Is he the reason OJ's gone?

- No, No, uh,,, OJ got loose,

And that's a little problem,

But we're gonna find him,

And we're looking for him, so,,,

What's this?

Oh, uh, Tom killed a guy

and we're burying the body,

- OK, that was bad,

- Aah!

OK, well, now you're

overreacting, It's not,,,

- Oh!

- Aah!

(all yelling))

All right, all right, hey,

Anybody moves, there's gonna be

a big hole where her brain used to be,

Yeah, Go ahead, shoot,

Well, what are you waiting for?

Come on!

What are you waiting for?!

Waste the b*tch!

- Tom!

- No, I don't give a sh*t!

- Hey, I'm not joking, a**hole,

- Yeah?

Pull the trigger, Come on, Come on!

I think you're just all talk,

Looks like we both got guns,

Who's gonna shoot first this time?

(chuckles))

(groans))

(Red) Well, that should do it,

Tom! You are so brave,

No, no, It's not even that big of a deal,

This gun's not even loaded,,,

- (gunshot)

- (grunt)

(man)) What the hell is going on?

I never should have doubted you,

You risked your life for me,

Audrey found some bullets in

the kitchen and I may have reloaded it,

Yeah, I did,

Yo, excuse me, Does anyone here

know a Jack Taylor?

Why?

This dude just called, said if I don't pick

him up at the train station in 15 minutes,

I'm out of a job, What do

you suppose that means?

Oh, my God,

That's what I thought,

'cause I ain't got no job,

- He's coming home early,

- OK, don't worry about it,

I'll take care of everything, OK?

Trust me, Just don't drive too fast,

Got it,

And, um, maybe you

should put that away,

Oh, God,

(. "Go Home" by Barenaked Ladies))

Ooh,

(squeaks))

(sighs))

(. Whistling))

I knew that was you,

(beer bottles clank)

(Taylor) As long as we're in Thailand

for the meeting on Monday afternoon,

Yeah, We can pick it up

when we refuel in Hawaii,

Hey, uh, do you wanna stop

and, uh, get something to drink,

go to the bathroom or something?

We'll take the departmental heads now

and the Creative team

in a couple of weeks,

(squeaks))

That's the agenda up to lunch,

then there's lunch,,,

(squawking))

- OK, And then,,,

- (squawks))

- (horns honk)

- (tires screech))

OK, OK,

OK, fine,

- Stansfield, what are you doing?

- Nothing, sir,

Hold on a moment, please,

Stansfield,,, why don't you

just concentrate on the driving

and let me get on with making my call,

- Wait!

- What is it now, Stansfield?

Oh, nothing, sir, Almost home,

- Hey, How'd this get in there?

- Oh, be careful with that,

I will, Good thing I found it,

There's several ways to properly

dispose of a handgun,

none of which include

putting it in a garbage bag,

(cop over megaphone))

Freeze! Police! Freeze!

Let go of the girl

and put your hands in the air!

You're completely surrounded, TJ!

Put down your weapons

and put your hands on you head!

No, you guys, Wait, He's not TJ,

I'm Lisa Taylor, This is my dad's house,

Ma'am, we've received

numerous reports

from this neighborhood: Theft, gunfire,,,

All right, Look, I know you probably

think we may have killed somebody,

but Tom didn't know

he poisoned the guy,

and we thought he was dead when

we buried him, But he seems OK now,

His head's just a little bloody

from where we hit him with the shovel,

And I swear when Tom shot the gun off,

he didn't think it was loaded

'cause I put the bullets back in,

so if you'll all just step inside,

you'll see there's nobody dead here,

He may have had the wind

knocked out of him temporarily,

but with a little first aid,

I think he'll be just fine,

(screaming))

(screaming))

- (screams))

- (screams))

Holy mother of God!

(Lisa)) Hans!

Yes, I see, I see,

- (squeaks))

- OK, fine,

- (squawking))

- Whoa!

Could you say that again?

You're breaking up!

One moment, please, OJ!

(tires screeching))

I just can't understand why you would

do this, Hans, what were you thinking?

He'll be fine, He may complain

about a sore throat,

but he's in a lot better shape

than this chandelier,

Well, I'd hate to be here

when the owner gets back,

You can say that again,

- (man)) Whoa!

- (car horn))

- Tom! Daddy!

- What do we got?

- What was that?

- Watch the glass, OK, everybody?

- Let's get 'em out of the car,

- Oh, my God! Daddy!

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