My Boss's Daughter Page #9

- Everybody, stay back and remain calm,

- (Lisa)) Are you all right?

That's him, That's the one spying

on me through the bushes,

He shot the bullet right through

my Julie's bedroom window,

Here, Tell 'em, Julie,

You guys, Tom wants the body in here,

- (TJ)) Take it easy, Put me down,

- (gasps))

Stansfield, what have you done?

Lisa, pack your things,

You're coming with me to Thailand,

No!

Get his ass out of here,

It's funny you should mention

the word "ass", Jack,

Why don't we start

by talking about yours,

Excuse me?

Lisa, your father is not

who you think he is,

The whole publishing operation,

It's a great cover,

Now how'd you do it? What'd you do?

Did you hollow out the books?

Oh, and locating the plant

in Thailand, It's genius!

- What are you talking about?

- What am I,,, Jack,

You know, I-I would've believed

you, Jack,,, until I met this man,

who seems to know a lot about ya,

Recognize this? I hear it's very

effective in relieving folliculitis,

I don't have folliculitis,

He's given me no choice,

- He's given me no choice!

- Tom, what are you doing?

- This is insane!

- Yeah? Take a look at your dad's ass,

- No!

- Then tell me I'm insane, huh?

- (all) Oh! Ooh!

- Huh? Huh? Look at it!

Look at it! Huh? Huh?

- Ooh,,,

- What?

(man)) Oh, that's nasty,

I told you I don't have folliculitis,

you blithering idiot,

Well, guys, the ointment

must have worked,

Let's go,

Wait! I have something to show ya,

(all) Oh!

(Hans)) What's with this movie

and the ass cheeks?

My real name is Jack Taylor,,, Jr,

Red is my nickname,

Now you know why,

I'm the whole reason that TJ's here,

Goddamn it, Red, You've been

dealing drugs out of my house!

No, Dad, I swear,

I gave this guy a bag of flour,

I dumped a kilo of the real stuff

down the toilet,

I'm finished dealing for good,

The lime green toilet

with the wooden seat?

- Yeah, why?

- (squawking))

(all) Ooh!

(all) Whoa!

Wait a second, He's flying,

He's flying,

(squawking))

(all) Whoa!

- (OJ squeals))

- (car horn))

- (tires screeching))

- (crash))

Get him out of my sight, Now,

Lisa, let's go,

That's the one, He got my ear!

Evander Holyfield's ear,

You have to right to remain silent,

Anything you say can and,,,

Lisa, wait!

(Arthur) That's Holyfield's ear

for God's sake,

(thunder rolling))

- (squawking))

- OJ?

OJ! Come to Daddy,

How's my little boy?

(squawking))

- You're going with him?

- What choice do I have? He needs me,

Are you actually feeling sorry for him?

He's manipulating you

and you are buying it,

All right, fine, You do what you gotta do,

I am gonna bail Tom out of jail,

With what? Your drug money?

No, no, no, I stole this out of Dad's safe,

Look, the important thing is,

somebody has gotta help Tom,

You know that nothing that happened

here last night was any of his fault,

It's funny, The nicest guy in the world's

the only one with enough balls

to stand up to Dad,

All he wanted to do was

to spend some time with you,

Look what it gets him,

Classic Dad, I'm not allowed in the

house, you're not allowed out of it,

He doesn't care about us,

Only that stupid bird,

- Hey, Red, can I tell you something?

- Sure,

I know this is gonna sound weird,

but ever since I was a little kid,,,

I used to always wish

that I was that stupid bird,

Aw,

(squawks))

Look, I think it's about time

you talk to Dad,

At least tell him how you feel,

You can do it,

(grunts))

(yells))

Don't you see, we have no reason

to be afraid of him?

- Aah!

- (screaming))

Aah!

(grunting)) Aah!

- (yells))

- (thud)

- Daddy!

- Lisa, don't let him do this to you,

Lisa! Aah!

- Lisa!

- Tom!

Red bailed me out,,, and told me you

were here and I'm not letting you go,

- Yeah, but I'm,,,

- No, You're gonna let me finish,

I went through hell last night and it was

my fault 'cause I let people do it to me,

And now you're gonna

make the same mistake,

- Yeah, but,,,

- This isn't what you want,

This is what your father wants,

And you know what?

Maybe you and I,,, never

are gonna work, And that hurts,

But not as much as watching you

be controlled by a ruthless tyrant

that would screw his own mother

if he thought it'd help him get ahead,,,

Tom! I'm not going,

She's-she's not going,

Is this whole concept too complicated

for you, Stansfield?

No, No,

All right, (chuckles))

Wha,,, I,,, What made you stay?

That,

- How did you guys,,,

- We finally had our long overdue talk,

Then-then who's taking

your place in Thailand?

- He is,

- (gong))

- What's this?

- (neck cracks)) Ow!

- I'm kidding,

- I don't wanna go, I'm afraid,

Nonsense, Everyone knows that, uh,,,

Asian people are very

intimidated by, uh,,,

- Tall men?

- Canadians?

- Republicans?

- Blacks?

- Henderson?

- Yes, sir,

I won't have that kind of thinking

in this company,

There's no room for racism here,

You're fired,

Now, Tom, the point that I'm getting to

is that with a big part of the team away,

I'm gonna want you to take over

the Creative Department,

- Me?

- No need to be modest,

I saw those ideas you left

in the living room,

Your theory on the JFK thing, brilliant,

And the moon landing, a hoax?

You're really on to something there,

That's the kind of thinking

that's gonna sell books,

Uh, thank you, sir,

Bye, Daddy, Have a safe flight,

Well, Dad,,, that's fantastic,

You promoted Tom,

Yeah, well, I figure anyone who's got

the guts to piss on my Persian carpet

has gotta have what it takes,

Stansfield!

(trickling))

- What the hell are you doing?

- Just trying to get my job back, sir,

- (Lisa squeals))

- (chuckles))

(Tom)) You know, after everything

that happened, after all I went through,

I guess it was my lucky day.

And I'm not the only one.

Based on Lisa and Red's suggestions,

Jack restructured the company

from top to bottom.

Even instituting casual

Fridays every day.

And last Friday was Henderson's

27th straight day on the job

without being fired.

OJ's back off the drugs

and now he only drinks beer.

(burps))

(chuckles)) But he still has

an occasional flashback.

(squawks))

Jack begged Audrey to come back,

but she got a job

at, of all places, a coffee shop.

- Ew!

- Ugh!

- Ew!

- Ew!

This is terrible!

Hans succeeded in turning around

the company's factory in Thailand.

But apparently he's still struggling

to cope with the local customs.

- Back of bus!

- Excuse me?

- You people belong back of bus,

- That's an outrage!

Man, I'm not gonna let you treat me

like that merely because I'm,,,

Smoking! Smokers belong back of bus!

(coughing))

As for me, with my new promotion,

I could at last write books

based on my own experiences.

- So I did.

- Thank you,

And Lisa was finally able to pursue

a career that she loved.

You know, you ever heard

someone say that old expression:

"Why does everything bad

always happen to me?"

Well, I don't get those people...

'cause I've learned that if they just stop

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