My Boyfriends' Dogs

Let's go this way.

Oh, no!

No, no.

Oh, please?

We're closed.

Hey, hey, hey,

what, are you kidding?

For heaven's sakes,

let that girl in.

Here you go, sweetheart.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness!

Thank you so much.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, my goodness.

- Stay.

- Oh, there you go.

Oh, you're wet, too.

Oh, dear.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome,

sweetheart.

Are dogs even

allowed in here?

No.

Well, technically, no, but

since it's after hours...

and, so...

you look...

Like someone

lost a groom.

It's kind of

the other way around.

Do you mind if I sit down?

Kitchen's closed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

but the tables,

They are still open.

Oh, honey, you are

just a mess.

I'm so sorry to say it,

but you are a mess.

I'll bet there is just

one heck of a story

To explain all of this.

There better be.

I don't re-Open this

place for anybody.

Oh...

Don't you worry

about him.

He is all bark, but no bite.

It all happened so fast.

You know, I was walking

down the aisle one minute,

And the next...

Louie, hey, hey, hey.

What?

Babe, come,

sit, sit, sit.

I think this is

gonna take a while.

Oh, sweetheart.

What's your name, kiddo?

Bailey.

Bailey Daley.

Musical.

Yeah.

And this is Adam, and eve

And Shirley.

you're kidding. Shirley?

Shirley.

Well, hello, Shirley.

Hello, sweetheart.

All right, baby girl,

Now, you start

at the very beginning.

And don't leave out

one single thing.

Okay. Uh...

I guess it all started

The first day I moved into

my new house...

I'd loved the place

forever,

It was my little dream

house.

And I saved up my money

for years and years,

Just vowing that if it

ever came on the market,

I would buy it,

And, at long last, I did.

Honey, I'm

so proud of you.

You hung in there,

you stuck it out,

And look at this,

you made it.

Well, it didn't hurt that

you co-Signed on the loan.

You know who would've

loved this place?

- Who?

- Howie.

Oh, Howie.

Beagle extraordinaire.

You know what

I'm thinking, sweetie.

Maybe it's time

you get a new dog.

I mean, this is the longest

You've ever been

without one.

Too soon.

When it's time,

I'll know.

Am I being a baby?

Why, because you don't want

to spend your first night

All alone in your new house,

with only the strange noises?

Maybe.

Oh, bales,

A "total baby"

doesn't buy a house

All on her own,

To live in and take care of

all by herself.

See, that's the thing.

It's a great house,

But I'm realizing

it's a home for two.

Meaning?

Meaning I have

a job that I love...

Yes, your students are

crazy about you.

So are yours.

Nobody's crazy

about their French teacher,

Except for maybe the French.

I have a great mom,

I have an awesome bff,

Great new house...

the only thing

that's missing is...

A dog, yes,

But like you said,

You'll know

when you're ready.

A man!

I'm talking about a man.

Oh, one of those.

Yeah.

Do you know,

That between work,

Howie passing,

And buying a house,

I haven't dated anyone

since Ryan?

That was ages ago.

I know.

Okay, you need to go

and get boy-Crazy.

No, I don't.

I need to find my guy, my

partner in crime, you know?

Aw...

there's the bailey Daley

we all know and love.

The next book

we're going to read

Is one of my all-Time

favorites,

Emily Bronte's

"Wuthering heights. "

No, no, no, no,

it's a very good book.

But it's really sad, isn't

it?

In a way,

But it also contains

One of literature's

most passionate

And thrilling romances.

How thrilling can it be?

It takes place, like,

a thousand years ago!

More like 200.

But it's not "when"

that matters,

It's the story

that's timeless,

And what makes it

so thrilling.

Cathy and Heathcliff have

a once-In-A-Lifetime love

And it's what we all aspire

to.

Except for the part

where it destroys them

And everyone they know.

Oh, sounds like

my last three girlfriends.

As the great poet Alfred

lord Tennyson once wrote,

"'Tis better

to have loved and lost

Than never to have loved

at all. "

Do you really believe

that, miss Daley?

Yes, I do.

What was his name?

Howie.

Only the best beagle ever.

So...

Emily Bronte's

"Wuthering heights. "

Okay, lasagna couldn't

all of a sudden

Have less calories than

baked chicken, could it?

Yeah, not

on this planet.

Earth?

Yeah, that one.

Mm...

bummer.

Thank you.

You ladies come here often?

Not often enough,

apparently.

Translation...

Are you new here?

Wade Ingram,

substitute gym teacher.

Just filling in

for terry Janssen

While he recovers

from back surgery.

And you are...?

Uh, bailey Daley.

Poetry?

English.

Comp and lit.

And this is amber.

French.

I teach French,

I'm not French.

I got it.

Chicken?

Uh... brave, actually,

kind of.

I'm somewhat daring

occasionally.

I was talking about

your meal, but, you know.

I, too, like to

roll the dice

Every once in a while.

Good.

Excuse me.

Oh...

I'm sorry, it's my dad,

It's kind of a fantasy

football league crisis.

I should probably

get going,

But I hope to see you two

around more often.

Maybe grab a real meal

sometime.

Oh. Okay.

All right.

Ask and you shall receive.

Yeah.

So, what exactly does

"share a real meal" mean?

I think it means

he wants to take me out,

Don't you think?

Yeah, then why didn't he

just ask you out?

I don't know, mom,

we just met.

I could ask him out

if I wanted to, right?

Yeah, well, if you want

to play it that way.

And by the way,

if I recall correctly,

You asked daddy out for

the first time, didn't you?

Oh, your sweet father,

Sweet, shy father,

God rest his soul.

Yeah, if I didn't make

the first move,

We never would've

gotten together.

Well, lucky for me

you did.

Be that as it may,

This wade fellow,

from what you tell me,

Will definitely let you know

if he is interested.

Now, check out this table.

Definitely

worth 75 cents.

What are you

talking about?

This is a diamond

in the rough.

I see the "rough" part.

Grab one end.

Okay, going this way?

- Yes.

- Okay.

you're working?

But it's Sunday fun-Day.

I know it's Sunday fun-Day,

But if I don't finish

grading these papers,

I'm just going to get

behind,

And then I can't hang out

next weekend.

No!

Bales, what's the matter?

I left half the tests

at school.

I'm going to call you back.

Gotta go.

Hmm.

Who's going to be there

on a Sunday?

Hi, buddy! Hi!

Oh, my goodness!

Okay.

Hi, buddy!

Oh, aren't you

the sweetest boy ever?

Aren't you? Hi...

- ooh...

- Adam.

Hi.

He never could meet a

pretty woman he could resist.

Oh, okay.

This is your dog?

Yeah, can't you tell

By the way that he likes me

more than you?

Oh, don't worry, I have

this effect on animals.

You know, humans not so

much.

Oh, I doubt that.

So, what are you doing

here on a Sunday?

Just running

some track with Adam.

What are you doing here

on a Sunday?

I'm just getting

these papers that he's...

yeah, they're

my test papers here.

- Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

- That's okay.

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