My Boyfriends' Dogs Page #5

Already?

Already?

It took me two hours.

Wow, I had no idea.

Oh, well, come taste

This delicious,

dairy-Free soup I made you.

Actually, I'm on a major

roll with this rewrite,

But you... enjoy.

No, no, no, I'll wait for

you.

I'll keep it warm.

I appreciate it.

Really.

But I'm trying to

make this play amazing,

And, well, you wouldn't want

me

To interrupt the flow,

would you?

No... no.

Go with the flow.

Hey, guys.

down, girl.

Let's see what this is

about.

Okay...

bailey, hi.

- Hi.

- Welcome.

Hey, you.

I'm not one to miss

a "sunny Sunday sale. "

Which is...

which is what, exactly?

It's sunny, it's Sunday,

and stuff's on sale.

Why not, right?

There you go.

How's Mr. Adam doing?

Hey, how are you?

Oh, he's great,

as you can see.

He's always great.

And Adam's dad?

Um, moved to Seattle,

Believe it or not,

with...

the girl from the party.

No. Really?

Yes.

Truth is stranger than

fiction.

But I got Adam

out of the deal,

So, you know, happy ending.

Has Adam been asking for

a brother or sister yet?

Um, he actually has kind of

a half-Sister right now.

A Dalmatian named eve.

Adam and eve?

yeah.

When her dad, Jonathan,

Told me about that,

I didn't even

believe him.

Are Adam and eve close?

Yeah, they see quite

a bit of each other,

So yeah,

they're getting there.

Hi, sweetheart.

Um, so, hey,

Is dog food part of the

sale?

No, but, uh,

for you and Adam,

I can make an exception.

How about 10% off?

Okay, 15, but that's

my final offer.

okay.

Well, what can you show me

In the way of a nice

lamb and rice kibble?

Hey!

Listen, I have

great news!

You do? What?

I just finished the rewrite.

The play is officially done.

Congratulations,

I can't wait to read it!

I can read it, right?

Not only can you read it,

you can read it right now.

But we'll have to be

at amber's in 10 minutes...

Bailey, I need

your opinion.

It can't wait.

I have to know what I've

got.

We'll miss the whole party.

Why would you want to go

to some silly party

When you could be making

Such an important

cultural contribution?

All right, I'm confused

about something.

When I wanted to

read your stuff,

You protected it from me

Like it was some

fragile butterfly.

When you want me

to read your stuff,

I have to miss my best

friend's birthday party?

You wanted an artist,

I'm an artist.

That's what we do.

I wanted someone

bright and interesting,

Not some moody, self-Absorbed

pseudo-Intellectual.

"Pseudo?"

yeah.

I knew things wouldn't

work out between us.

Look how long it took you

to re-Read Proust.

I mean, what kind of

an English teacher are you?

One who loves to read

And has never been

so bored by a set of books

In her life.

Are you going to

read my play or not?

Have you not heard

anything I've just said?

Actually, I think I've heard

more than I needed to.

Goodbye, bailey.

Goodbye.

Don't let the door

hit you on the way out.

He just left you?

Right then and there?

Well, it was

pretty mutual.

But it was okay.

I had amber's birthday party

to go to,

So I had a great time.

Atta girl,

you had somewhere to go,

And you were all dressed up.

The guy was a wet blanket.

Who needs him?

I didn't exactly put on

blinders with Jonathan.

But I definitely put on

some rose-Colored glasses.

Honey, sometimes, we just

see what we want to see.

Is that how you got

spot here?

Well, remember I told you

eve was very moody?

Turns out she was more

attached to me than I knew.

Since we broke up,

she's been inconsolable.

I didn't know what to do,

So I brought her here

to see you.

Eve...

come here.

So you'll take her?

Uh... to foster, or...?

Just until she's back

to her old self.

I don't know.

I mean, she's your dog.

Nobody really owns anybody

or anything.

Besides,

Look how much better

she already seems

With you.

So, that's how eve became

mine.

And once I had her,

I wouldn't let her go.

Still doesn't

explain the dress.

Yeah, or little miss

Shirley there.

Well, now's when it really

gets interesting.

Oh, hey, I, uh,

I hear there's a hot

new science sub.

Roaming the halls.

Want to check that out?

No, no.

No more serial dating.

The next boyfriend

will be perfect,

Or there will be

no boyfriend.

Define "perfect"

after wade and Jonathan.

Mm... balanced, together,

Knows what he wants,

Knows who he wants...

Of course, and with

the face and body of a god.

yes.

Let's get fit.

Oh, hey, want to go

power-Hiking

With Adam and eve?

Mm... let's do yoga.

Yoga, hmm...

and continue

in our downward dog,

Hips up to the ceiling,

Shoulders

away from your ears,

Feet hip-Width apart.

I've never seen a dog

in this position,

Downward or otherwise.

This is fun, shh.

- No.

- No?

It's not fun.

And coming into

plank pose...

lower to chaturanga...

and into upward-Facing dog.

Beginners?

What gave us away?

On a scale of 1 to 10,

how are we doing?

Oh, uh, solid 7.

Nice.

Don't worry,

You'll be "upward dogging"

with the best in no time.

Now, we're going to stay

here

And take a full

three breaths.

No.

Good work, ladies.

You're now officially

yoga survivors.

I'm Eric Strang,

by the way.

I'm bailey.

Amber.

So, Eric, uh,

Will we see you next week

at this class?

Uh, if I'm not

driving golf balls.

I usually switch off

with yoga, so...

oh, I love golf.

You do?

Yeah.

You should see her slam

around that little ball.

She shows it

no mercy.

She's exaggerating

a little bit.

Yeah?

Okay, well,

why don't you show me?

Why don't you meet me

at the driving range

Next Saturday morning,

Over on briar there.

We'll knock out

a few buckets.

Maybe I will.

Okay.

Well, nice meeting you.

You do know

He's talking about

big boy golf, right?

Not the windmill,

loop-De-Loop kind?

How hard can it be?

Right.

Oh... Kay.

Uh, I told you

that amber exaggerated.

No worries.

Hey, I'm just

glad you're here.

So, I am not

an expert,

But, uh, can I give you

some advice, about golf?

"Keep my day job?"

"Don't go pro. "

Both of those are accurate.

No, I downloaded this app

just in case,

Just to help you here.

Um, so see this guy?

See what he's doing there

with the follow through?

It's all about

the follow through.

Right?

Okay.

Okay, so watch me here.

You want to, uh,

Try to think of the club

As like a whip.

You want to

whip through the ball

And then follow through.

The key is

the follow through, right?

Nice.

It was all right.

Why don't you give it a go?

okay.

Whip through the ball,

follow through.

Okay.

Following through.

Is that...?

Oh.

Whoops.

That's all right,

we got this.

Okay, grab

another ball,

And, um...

that's good.

Okay, so take

the position again.

Okay...

now, just relax,

And remember

the follow through,

And nice and easy swing.

Give it a shot.

Okay.

Following... through.

There we go!

I told you

amber was exaggerating.

No, what are you

talking about?

I'm just glad

we did this.

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