My Boyfriends' Dogs Page #8

No offense to Travis.

None taken.

I wish Travis

had half of Eric's interest

In marriage.

There is such a thing

As too much

of a good thing, you know.

You know, on our first date,

When Eric brought those pictures

of the perfect golf swing,

I thought, "look,

this guy is super-Prepared. "

But... a bit of overkill,

right?

Good.

That doesn't have to be

a deal-Breaker.

Just keep it in check.

Everyone's

got something.

Speaking of too much

of a good thing...

mm-Mm.

If I must.

Oh, good girls,

Safely crossing the street.

Cole, hey.

Bailey, hey!

So, whatever happened with

your boyfriend's dog?

I never heard from you.

Oh, uh...

Whoa, who's this?

This is Eric's...

My shih Tzu.

Shirley.

Shirley the shih Tzu?

Sweet!

Though he didn't seem like

the little dog type.

No, he's not, really.

He's not

the "any dog" type.

He just got her for me,

so...

well, you gotta love

that, right?

Uh, I do?

Taking in a dog

is a huge deal.

If someone went to

that kind of trouble for me,

I'd be like, "what are you

doing the rest of your life?"

Even if she didn't really

love dogs?

As long as she really loved

me, I'd figure it out...

Provided I loved her back,

of course.

Right.

But, you know,

I'm a little pie-In-The-Sky

about all that stuff.

Yeah, I thought

I was, too.

Hey, watch this.

Adam, catch.

Oh!

Good catch.

Okay, there you go.

Good girl.

Here, you want to try.

Sure, here, take Shirley.

I'll hold the dogs, and...

okay, okay, sit.

Wait, wait...

He's inching closer

and closer.

Oh, good catch!

Cool, well, next time,

We'll kick it up a notch

with tennis balls.

Oh, my, we'll have

our work cut out for us.

Shirley...

aw, great dog.

Yeah, she is.

It was good to see you.

You too.

Come on.

Come on,

we're going to go home now.

That is not

the end of the story.

Is it?

How could it be

the end of the story?

We still don't know why

She's wearing

that wedding dress!

Oh, thank you.

Look who just got

his second wind.

Continue, please.

Well, the next few days

were pretty emotional.

Eric kept calling.

I couldn't answer the

phone...

okay, easy, guys.

Come on.

We've got to let Shirley

keep up with us.

Come on.

Come on, Shirley girl.

Oh, I know, hey,

we're so close.

Hi.

I wanted to see Shirley,

and give her these.

Oh. Well...

Come here, Shirley.

Wow, I didn't know

she, uh,

Likes tulips.

Except maybe to nibble on.

Yeah, what was I thinking?

Do you know what,

I have an idea,

Would you like to have them?

I guess I'd hate to see them

go to waste.

Here.

Trade?

Yeah.

I got her.

So, how is Shirley?

Ask her yourself.

Hey, girl,

how you doing?

Huh?

She seems good.

Yeah, she is good.

that's all right.

She's loosened up a bit,

you know.

Adam has that effect

on other dogs.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Bailey, I have

to say something.

I may not...

love dogs as much

as you do, but...

I do love you.

How much?

Very, very much.

And I'm...

I'm just hoping

you still love me, too.

I do.

I love you very much.

- You do?

- I do.

This is really great,

you know why?

why?

Because according

to my schedule,

We still can send out

the invitations in time

And make our

original wedding date.

That is good news.

I know.

Invitations, check.

Cake, check...

Wait, did we decide on

A lemon cake

with vanilla frosting,

Or the vanilla cake

with lemon frosting?

What? No, no, neither.

We chose the raspberry

black satin fudge cake.

No, you chose that one.

I said something lighter

would be nice.

But, babe,

that black satin cake,

I mean, that makes

a statement.

And, don't forget,

That's chef Dubois'

signature dessert.

Okay, photographer, check.

Videographer, check.

Waltz lessons,

waltz lessons...

We still have to schedule

those.

Okay, so,

Let's talk about the waltz.

I'm envisioning

something different

For our first dance.

Look, bailey, we Strangs

are a family of Waltzers.

I mean, this has been

a wedding tradition

For, like, forever!

You'll love it, you'll see.

Music, check.

Wedding dress, check.

Amber's dress, check.

Uncheck.

She's really... She's not

into the whole suit thing.

So, one of those other

options that we looked at,

The lighter-Colored ones?

Yeah, but the whole point

Was for her dress to match

the roses in the centerpieces,

So, I'm sorry,

that one's not negotiable.

got those.

Haircuts...

did I get a haircut?

Yes, I did.

Bailey,

for Pete's sake,

You have to stop shaking,

I cannot get this dress

zipped up.

It's so cold.

Isn't it freezing in here?

Mm-Mm, no,

it's actually really warm.

The only thing that's

freezing are the daiquiris.

Okay, there, how's that?

Oh, so tight.

It's so much tighter

than it was.

I can't really breathe.

Honey, it fits you

perfectly.

You look wonderful.

Okay...

and done.

Thanks. Okay.

Gorgeous.

Thanks.

I am so sorry...

about the suit.

Ah...

Okay, um,

I'm going to go

downstairs and find Travis.

Okay, no, I promise

I won't cry until after.

Yeah.

You look so gorgeous.

Oh, bailey...

you look

gorgeous.

Thanks.

Bye.

She's right, you know,

You're the prettiest bride

ever.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I've seen your pictures.

How are you feeling, honey?

Besides the fact that

I can't really breathe

And I might pass out?

I'm good.

Yeah, I'm good.

I so wish your father

was here to see this.

He would have been

so proud of you.

When did you know

that he was...

you know, the one?

You know what,

It was actually

When we were

standing up there

About to get married.

I looked at him

Like I had never

seen him before,

And I just knew,

He was my soulmate.

And he would love me

for exactly who I was,

And me, him,

come rain or shine.

Have I ever told you

You're the best mom

in the world?

You don't have to.

okay.

All right.

Beautiful, are you ready

To become

Mrs. Eric Strang?

I'll be out in one minute.

I love you.

I love you, too.

What do you guys think?

Am I doing the right thing?

Is Eric my soulmate,

come rain or come shine?

Am I his?

I'm talking to dogs.

Okay.

let's get married!

Dear friends and family,

We are gathered here today

To witness and celebrate

The joining of bailey and

Eric

In holy matrimony.

And do you, bailey,

Take Eric

To be your lawfully

wedded husband?

For better or for worse,

For richer, for poorer,

In sickness

and in health,

To love, and to cherish

Till death do you part?

n- No.

No, I...

No, I don't. I'm...

Eric, I'm so sorry.

What are you doing?

I wanted to be

Who you want me to be,

But I'm...

I'm not that person.

We can't...

do it like that.

Bailey, what are you

talking about?

You know you don't

believe that.

Now, just, come on,

get it together, and...

I really believe that.

Any woman

would be so lucky

To be standing here with

you,

But you've had this

whole thing planned out,

You know, your whole life

planned out,

And it just...

It wasn't my plan.

What are you...

I'm so sorry.

Come here.

Come on.

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