Neal 'N' Nikki

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Hi, I'm Neal,

a typical Indian guy,

But there's nothing

typically Indian about me.

I've never even been to India!

Dad was a farmer there,

he sowed oats.

But now, he rears horses!

After settling in Canada,

Dad brought Mom from Punjab.

The result of their 25 years of

hard work is not me

it's Albert, their horse!

You go gaga when you see

pretty women,

You forget all about me!

I make the tea, I cook the meals.

And they get the kisses?

What rubbish! When did you

cook meals for the horse?

Come on! Let's take a picture!

Don't touch me!

Mom and Dad are very cute.

They can't stay without each other.

And when they're together,

they're always fighting!

Unfortunately,

both of them are very happy!

And now they want

to see me happy.

They want me to get married!

Me! The Neal!

Don't get me wrong..

I don't have a problem with girls,

they love me!

Neal! He rocks,

and he's the one to score!

You thought you've seen the best,

but he's here to show you more!

N E A L! GO Neal!

They tell the whole world,

that they're crazy about me!

I'm kidding.

Girls aren't that crazy!

It's not that I don't want

to get married.

But you need to choose

the right kind of girl,

not this domesticated,

homely type, you know!

I've told Mom,

I'm the athletic type I like football.

Then I have the perfect girl,

she's also very sporty and athletic".

..just like you!

Hi! I'm Minni!

Wanna play?

If I don't have any kids in the future..

..it's all thanks to Minni!

Neal, look who's here!

Your Daddy's best friend,

Harpreet Uncle..

and Cherry Aunty,

and their daughter Katrina!

Niiiice!

Hello!

Hello! - How you doing?

Ok, what's wrong with her?

She's pretty.. forget pretty,

she's hot!

What are you saying Neal?

Mom and Dad actually got it right?

Damn, I wish this was as simple as

buying a car.

Actually, when buying a car,

you can test drive it.

You can check how to handle it,

its power, it's smoothness

Can it handle curves?

Did you say something?

Would you like to go for a drive?

I'd love to - Great!

Harpreet come!

Let me show you my horse!

He's won all possible awards!

He's so proud of him, he praises him

in every word he utters!

Why shouldn't I be? You can recognize

his breeding in everything he does!

He lives up to the Punjabi name!

You go girl!

What happened? It's a little big,

but there's no need to be worried!

What? - Mummy.

Oh my God!

Hello!

Meet Gyaniji!

His job is to impart wisdom,

but its only me that he imparts it to,

And I am forced to listen to it

because in our house..

..Gyaniji's place comes

right after "Babaji's.

Half of Mom's sentences start with

"Gyaniji was saying.

I was saying there is no need to worry.

And this is Gyaniji's son, Happy.

Samar with a Guitar,

who wants to be a Rockstar.!

Gyaniji, what should I do?

Start the marriage preparations,

the girl for Neal, will come from Bhatinda.

"A pretty girl from Bhatinda.."

" ..dressed in pink attire.."

" ..and silver sequined shoes."

"The cadence of her flowing tresses.."

"..makes the fields go wild with gushes."

"She's loved by God."

"She's loved by all!"

"Her face is sweet, her soul is sweet!"

"Everyone calls her Sweety!"

"Everyone calls her Sweety!"

Neal, what're you doing?

I can't believe you're getting married!

Why did I give you so much advice?

Marriage is not a good thing.

Do we look like happy guys?

Look what his wife has done to him..

..he's got to wear tight clothes

all the time!

As soon as I got married

my life was over.

After this you're pretty much done.

How could you say yes

for the wedding?

A girl from Bhatinda?

You haven't even met her!

Stop panicking guys, Relax.

I decided a long time ago

that I will have an arranged marriage.

Why?

Have you seen my girlfriends?

Will you marry any one of them?

It's simple dude!

I don't trust my choice in women!

That's why I said yes to marry Sweety!

Dad in a few clays I'll be married

and my life will change forever.

And then you know

what's going to happen next.

I want to spend the remaining

21 days in Vancouver.

You know, big city, lots of fun.

Dad, I just want to have some fun.

Neal, why do you think

married guys don't have fun?

Dad, are you having fun?

- Go son, go!

You sure? - Sure.

Dad, ya? - Ya!

Hello Vancouver!!

"Vancouver here I come!"

"Right here in Vancouver

I'm gonna get a lover."

"She'll come to me my baby,

heavens what I'm after."

"This is my big chance,

to rock and roll and dance."

"I want to party harder,

searching for romance."

"O' God, this guy is so lovelorn."

"Gosh! He fails to

understand this norm."

"That it takes time for

the hearts to grow fond."

"Love takes time to bond."

"God, this guy is so lovelorn."

"Gosh! He fails to

understand this norm."

"And when I meet my baby."

"Shes going to drive me crazy."

"Dont know what I would do

that would get me high and hazy."

"This is the city where

I'm gonna get some action."

"Just wanna have some fun,

get some satisfaction."

"That it takes time for

the hearts to grow fond."

"Love takes time to bond."

"Right here in Vancouver

I'm going to get a lover."

"O' God, this guy is so lovelorn."

So here's the plan,

I have 21 days.

And in these 21 days,

lam going to meet 21 girls,

So, who's going to be the number 1?

Yeah! I am almost there.

Just chill.

Oh! I am sorry!

I didn't realize this cab was taken!

I am running so late, can I please have

this cab? I will do anything. - Anything.

Where do you have to go?

- Robson and 12th.

Really. - Ya?

Cause I am going to

Robson and 13th.

So can I share this cab with you?

- Ya, sure.

Thank you so much.

- Any time.

Papaji, Robson and 12th please.

- Sure.

Thanks.

- You are welcome.

Oh, my phone.

There's my phone.

So aren't you going to ask me out?

YOu s

' Yes!ay yes?

Will you have dinner with me?

No...but how about a drink tonight?

Seven thirty at the beach house?

Ya...!

Alright! Oh, by the way there is

no Robson and 13th.

There isn't? - No.

See you tonight.

Wow! You sure have

a way with women!

Do you know who she is?

- Who is she?

Check that out!

You hoo, waiter. Waiter.

You're talking to me?

Ya.. I need a corkscrew.

I'm not a waiter!

Liar.

Liar. Liar.

Look, I'm not a waiter.

I'm just Neal.

Hi Neal.

You've hidden it, haven't you? - Huh?

There! - Excuse me?

Don't lie! - I'm not lying !

Give it to me! - Give what?

Just give it to me. - Give what?

Just give me the corkscrew!

Hey, hey what are you doing?

Give it to me! Look you're cute.

But you talk too much.

Give it to me!

Having fun?

Carry on. Don't let me stop you.

- Okay.

Oh, my God, do you know

what you have done?

Take your hands off.

Do you know who she is?

I was on a date.

Hey, excuse me, hello,

I am really sorry.

This girl was just trying to

get her hands in to my pants.

I mean, she was looking

for a corkscrew..

..she thought I was a waiter.

Don't worry about it, just forget it.

Let's start all over. - Sure.

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