Neal 'N' Nikki Page #2

I'm Kristy.

- Hi Kristy, I'm Neal.

And how about that

glass of red wine?

Coming right up.

Hello? Excuse me? Can someone

get me a drink please?

Bartender?

Hey"

What are you doing here?

- I work here!

Then what were you

doing outside?

I was on a break... dumb waiter.

Anyway. May I get 2

red wines please?

Sure.

How much?

It's on me! - Thanks.

Cheers! - Cheers!

Have you been drinking?

- No.

I just saw you, you are fired!

- You can't fire me.

Why not?

- Because I quit.

Hey Kristy, here you go.

- Thanks.

So you look like you can dance?

Yes...Well, I have a couple of moves.

Aren't you going to ask me dance?

- Ya.

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"No anklets on my feet"

"No bangles in my hands"

"But I'm still searching for the one"

"No kohl in my eyes"

"No bindi on my forehead"

"But I'm still looking

for my lover's alley"

"Whoa, I want to show my body"

"Groove the night away"

"My heart just wants

to find its lover"

"Let's swing, let's dance!"

"Let's sing, let's prance!"

"Let's swing, let's dance!"

"Let's sing, let's prance!"

"I don't know who these eyes

are searching for"

"I don't know who these eyes

are searching for"

"For who I shall break

all the world's traditions"

"Who fulfills his vows

and completes his promises"

"I want to meet him

even if my heart bursts open"

"l won't be in control,

he'll also lose control"

"Whoa, I want to show my body"

"Groove the night away"

"My heart just wants

to find its lover!"

"Let's swing, let's dance!"

"Let's sing, let's prance!"

Nice song eh?

It's pretty interesting but

I don't understand the words.

You know I make some pretty

awesome music too.

Really? - Ya, you wanna hear?

I 'd love to

- Great, let's bounce.

"I think I see my lover

somewhere here"

"I think I see my lover

somewhere here"

"For my lover,

I'll cross all my limits"

"I'll pledge my life completely to him"

"I just want to say,

he is my treasure"

"if he hugs me now,

I'll die happier"

"Whoa, I want to show my body"

"Groove the night away"

"My heart just wants

to find its lover!"

"Let's swing, let's dance!"

"Let's sing, let's prance!"

"Let's swing, let's dance!"

"Let's sing, let's prance!"

Take me home!

What?

Take me home!

Hey guys, the band will be back shortly.

Till then, enjoy the drinks and the groove.

Taxi! Taxi!

Taxi, Taxi...

Girls just want to have fun..

Wheres a taxi when you need one?

ls there anyone around? Taxi!

One second.

Hey come on,

lets get out of here.

NO. - Why?

Carry me. - What?

Take me in your arms!

My fiance and I need a room!

Cheap? Or best?

What?

Room! Full night, half night,

half hour, five minutes?

1/2 hour! Cheap room!

4th floor

Thank you

Girls just want to have fun..

Let's swing, let's dance

Let's sing, let's prance!

Come here you!

Hello!

Whos this?

This is Neal!

Whos this?

Wheres the girl

who the phone belongs to?

Shes kind of sleeping, whos this?

Where?

Thorny Rhino, whos this?

What?

The Thorny Rhino in down town...

whos this? Hello? Hello?

Strange!

Freeze.

All right so shes

not pressing charges.

Youre free to go.

But stay out of trouble,

And stay out of the Thorny Rhino!

I'm not here to cause any trouble.

I'm just... here to see the sights.

Weird! Ok, you bad little thing you!

I know what youre looking at.

I'm sorry.

Oh no, its ok, people look

at them all the time.

They do?

Well Yeah!

They think they're cute.

What do you think?

Ah... they are really nice!

Do you want to know their names?

Oh my God, they have names?

Ya sure, I would love to

know their names.

Ok, this one is Teeni

and this one is Beenie.

I am trying to help save the whales..

..and Teeni and Beenie

are my whales.

Oh, you know what?

I spent last summer in

Africa doing the same thing.

Trying to save the whales.

Really? - Yes.

Wow!

Ok, there are no whales in Africa.

I know.. I couldn't save them.

Oh no! I'm so sorry,

you poor baby.

I know this really great place.

You can actually view the

whales in their natural habitat..

..do you want to come?

- Yes.

Really? - Yes.

Ok, come on lets go

- Let's go.

You can see the whales if

we swim just past that island.

Oh! And the water...its going to be

little bit cold but dont worry.

Once you jump in your body heat

is going to heat it up.

It makes it nice and hot.

I can't believe it, it's been so long

since I've brought anyone out here.

Are you ready. - Yes.

Are you excited? - Totally.

I'm so excited.

Arent you coming in?

Hello? - ls this Neal?

Yes.

Are you the idiot who took me

to the hotel last night?

Yes, I mean no.

What? Did you take me to the

Thorny Rhino or not?

Yes! But, but but...l mean no

You mean you were not the

naked guy with me in the hotel room?

No! I mean yes! I mean no!

Neal I'm feeling cold.

Aren't you coming in?

Oh my God! Are you in hotel room

with a naked girl right now?

Yes. I mean no.

Eeww what a creep!

You will meet me in half an hour

at the Bayview Bar!

I want to know, what you were

doing with me last night.

I havent told the police

to take any action yet..

..but if you dont show up,

I will personally come and cut off your...

I'll be there.

May I help you?

Youre fired!

You cant fire me. - Why not?

Because I quit.

Hi, I'm Neal.

Ok.. nothing happened last night,

its a big misunderstanding!

In fact I was on a date,

and you were drunk..

...and you came on to me and...

What?

I went to the hotel with you?

- Yes.

How drunk was I?

What do you mean?

Never mind, why did you

take me to a hotel?

Because you told me

to take you home!

I said home, not the Thorny Rhino!

And if my friend..

..hadnt called last night,

God knows what would have happened!

But nothing happened!

- I know!

Good. Then I'm glad

this is all cleared up.

I'm out of here! - No, sit!

Theres one thing I cant understand.

Why were you naked?

Did I tell you to take off your clothes?

Yes, I mean no.

Look I'm going to count to ten,

and if you don't tell me...

...what you were doing with me

in the hotel room..

...l will scream rape!

You dont know me, I will do it! One....

Two

3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1 O

Ok look, I went for a shower

and when I came out..

...I saw that the towels were

placed next to you. - Why?

Because the hotel staff must

have put them there.

No stupid,

why did you go for a shower?

Because I felt like it!

I dont believe this!

Do you really think I want to be

anywhere near a desperate, alcoholic".

...crazy, stupid, dumb bimbo,

who thinks that she can get a date..

..by saying give me a corkscrew?

Dude!

Oh my God! I'm sorry!

I didn't mean to...

My boyfriend left me....

he dumped me!

I should go.

Do you know why he left me?

No, but youre going to tell me?

Even I dont know!

I miss him. I hate him. Bastard!

But I dont know why,

I miss being in love.

But its over.

I know it must be tough, but by drinking

hes not going to come back!

Oh! No wonder your

boyfriend left you.

Nikita Bakshi.

Ah Guiness Towers please.

Hey Kristy! - Hey-

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