Neal 'N' Nikki Page #3

I've really missed you.

Where have you been?

I've been trying to reach you,

but I don't have your number.

Oh do you? Do you want it?

Ya Great

it's 555

Ya 555...555 Ya

Eew, you are gross

Oh that.

Cab driver please go.

Oh no no no, please no,

please you were saying 555

Just go.

Dont go, dont go,

dont go, dont go...

My doggys name is Bimbo.

Bimbo...

Cool chick pad.

Dear Mom and Dad.

My d0ggys name is...

I know...Bimbo!

Good Morning Vancouver!

Weve got some

showers this morning but..

...I promise you it's going

to be a bright sunny clay.

Excuse me

Are you connected?

Yes.

I want to check my email, may I?

Sure

Hi, I'm Karen.

Hi, I'm Neal.

Hi Neal. Nice to meet you.

You really like to dress up

for coffee, dont you?

I've just run away from a wedding!

Poor groom!

Not mine silly,

it wasnt my wedding!

Interesting pictures...

Oh! That! Actually,

I met her at a party...

...I spoke to her for a few minutes and

she just emailed me her photos

Oh! It must be difficult no?

Being so popular with the girls.

What to do?!

Ever since I've come to Vancouver,

girls just can't get enough of me!

Youre new to Vancouver? - Yes.

I know a girl whos exactly your type.

Would you like her number?

Sure! Why not?

Great!

Are you looking for a pen?

Mmmmm whats that?

Me. - Me smells nice.

Call her. Shes awesome.

Excuse me. - Yes.

Read my chest. - What?

Read my chest dude

Absolutely honey! 555-2072

Thank you

Oh I liked him.

Hi Neal.

Hi awesome!

We'll meet in the evening at seven,

Pacific Center. Don't be late.

Oh I just love tennis.

Want to play?

No! it's more fun watching.

You know, the power,

the swing , the energy...

And the mini skirts?

Actually, its only the mini skirts.

Shall we go?

Arent you going to have a shower?

Why? You dont like me

all hot and sweaty? Huh?

No I thought I would join you.

Hey Nikki. Hi!

I want you to meet someone special.

my new instructor Nikki.

Shes just joined us..

..and she plays very well

Come on!

Neal this is Nikki!

Nikki! Hi!

Hi! I'm Nicole!

Nicole" Nikki!

it's so nice to meet you!

It's so nice to meet you too!

Ah, may I? - Yes.

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki...

Shall we go?

Nikki.

You know, sometimes I feel...

I should leave professional law

and play tennis.

I just love the sport! The energy,

the physical exercise and the power!

I'm good at it you know, and I...

What?

Nothing!

Come on, then why are you

smiling like that?

I just played strip poker

with you,in my mind..

.. and you lost!

Impossible!

That cant happen, I never lose.

Never?

I only lose when I want to lose!

I like to be in control.

So what makes you lose control?

You.

Neal? it's me Nikki! Hi!

I've been looking all over for you!

You know that night

when you helped me..

..at the restaurant,

I felt like I found a true friend..

..we really bonded!

Nikki! - Yes?

What are you doing here?

Oh, it's my new job.

You know...

No, I dont want to know,

I dont want to!

Can't you see that

I'm doing someone...something?

What's your problem?

Why do you always..

..show up at the wrong place?

Why do you always come to the

wrong place at the wrong time?

In 21 days I'm getting

married and..

...I've only come to Vancouver

to get some action.

And this chick was the

easiest action ever!

I didnt mean that.

I could get you some action.

Oh, you also supply girls?

I can take you to a place where you..

...will get as much action as you want.

Thats why I came to Vancouver

Thats your mistake!

The only mistake I made

was meeting you!

Meeting me is the

best mistake of your life!

Oh really? How?

I can take you to Whistler.

Wow Whistler yeh!

What happens there?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Nikki! You owe me this.

Dude, Whistler is babe heaven.

All the beautiful girls of the

world live there. Jennifer Lopez?

Yeah?

What?

Yes.

No way!

Ya way! All the boys go there..

..whenever they want to

have a good time!

I didnt know that.

- I can see that

Very funny!

I can take you there.

Why? Why would you

take me there?

Because I feel sorry for you.

Youre getting married and all...

So youll take me to Whistler

because you feel bad for me?

I'm a nice girl.

Youre not nice, youre crazy.

Yeah! I'm a crazy nice girl..

...who's going to Whistler

to find a new job.

And this job?

I quit.

33, intelligent, lawyer, divorced

and disturbed, hates men!

I've got no chance with her.

What are you doing?

Do you see that girl? - Yes.

What do you think she does?

I dont know. - Go on, guess!

Ok shes probably a social worker..

..who works in an orphanage.

Plays with kids. She looks kind gentle,

loving and very sweet.

No! Stripper! - No!

Yes.

Really? - Yes.

Just by looking at a girl

you can tell what she does?

Not only that, I can also predict

if she will do...you know...

Really? - Yes.

Ok, Do me!

Here? Now?

No! Stupid! Analyze me.

Oh, ok. Rich parents! Only child!

Always protected by your parents.

You always did what you

wanted because..

..you know your parents are always

there to look after you.

But now you feel you cant do

anything on your own.

Youve become too dependent.

Thats why youve asked

your parents for a years..

..time alone in the city to prove that

you are independent..

..you can take care of yourself, and

you can take your own decisions

because youre a grown up now!

Oh my God, you got all that

just by looking at me?

No, I read the email you

wrote to your parents.

What?

Oh ya, and youre a virgin

lam! No I am not! I..

lam not a virgin

Refusing to admit it!

Denial! First sign!

I'm so not a virgin!

Second sign - body language.

Nobody should come near me!

You don't know a thing,

I'm not a virgin.

I have clone it...l mean...

I've clone it lots of times.

Really? - Yes.

What does it feel like? - Kickass!

Kickass! - Yes.

Havent done it, huh?

No. But I choose not to.

That's why your boyfriend

chose to dump you.

Thats none of your business.

What do you think of yourself?

You think by reading

one email you know me?

You dont know a thing!

Hey, hey, hey! There is no need to get

angry, its your decision. Live with it!

lam living with it. - Good.

I dont even know if

I did the right thing or not?

It's so confusing. Sometimes I think

I should have with Trish...

You know, I should have

just done it with him.

Maybe he was the special one.

Ah the special one! Part of this

complete nutritious breakfast!

Go ahead, make fun of me!

No, I'm not going to.

You did the right thing.

The first time should be

with someone special.

Do you know why? - Why?

Because you never forget your 'first time'.

And if the first time is with an idiot..

..you have to remember that idiot

for the rest of your life.

And you? - What about me?

Who was your idiot?

Excuse me?

Your first time? Was it special?

Why would I tell you?

Why? Who was she?

I'm not going to tell you.

I know you paid for it!

You must have given money!

No I did not! - did too.

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