Neal 'N' Nikki Page #4

Did not! - did too.

Did not.

7i

"Four was the age when

I fell in love for the first time."

"We glanced at each other

and fell in a rhyme."

"I'm cool now as I was then. "

"I'm supercool now as I was then."

"Hey, I'm the Neal I'm the man."

"Rockstar! Superstar!"

"Ok, so, what about you?

Whats your story girl?"

"I just gave my heart away,

without knowing it began to sway."

"I was 9 when I saw him on TV,

George Michael was his name."

"Oh that singer? Hes gay! "

"Did you know?"

"He swings the other way?"

"I was very young, and anyways."

..."l knew that riding a horse

my prince would come.."

"..and softly in my ears

he would hum."

"Nikki Bakshi, sweet n sexy."

"Full on rockin, Hot n Happenin."

"2 ones are 2. 2 twos are 4."

"When I used to calculate,

I loved her more."

"She taught Algebra in school, and

in my dreams she made me drool."

"What?!... you had the

hots for your teacher... Weirdo!!"

"Every girl in the world is my fan.."

"Non-stop loving is

the story of this man."

"I'm the Neal. I'm the man."

"Rockstar! Superstar!"

"Thirteen, fourteen."

"Boys were so boring."

"Fifteen, sixteen."

"You were boring?"

"Oh, grow up!"

"For my glimpse they

used to stand in a line."

"For my love they all pined."

"In my dreams my sweetheart stays."

"He comes to me at night and says."

"Nikki Bakshi."

"Sweet n sexy."

"Full on rockin."

"Hot n Happenin."

"if we had met then."

"We could have hooked up then."

"We would never work."

"Our pairing doesnt work."

"I'm cool now as I was then."

"I'm supercool now as I was then."

"I know, I know."

"Youre the Neal."

"Youre the man."

"Rockstar!"

"Superstar!"

"Nikki Bakshi."

"Sweet n sexy."

"Full on rockin."

"Hot n Happenin."

Stupid... Idiot... Jerk...

Slime - ball...Cockroach.

Why have we stopped?

What does he think of himself?

- Who?

Him! My boyfriend!

That truck driver is your boyfriend?

Not him! Him!

Hes kind of big.

What does he think he is?

Just because his face is

on every hoarding, and..

..every box of cornflakes

he thinks he can dump me?

He will never get a girl like me

Never! Understand!

Thats true.

Hes not dumped me,

hes dumped true love.

You and Amanda can go to hell.

Whos Amanda?

A witch who Trish left me for.

Good job!

What didnt I do for him?

I even joined cookery classes for him.

How sweet.

Ok, so I almost killed him...

But did I tell him

to be allergic to onions?

I mean...whos allergic to onions?

I'm allergic to prawns.

It's not about you,

it's about me.

I'm so over him.

Good for you!

I've forgotten Trish completely!

Good.

- If anyone even asks me about Trish..

...I will say 'Trish.. who?'

- Very good.

God! It feels so good.

- Good.

Neal, hold me. - What?

Take me in your arms,

just hold me!

Nikki, I know youre recovering..

..from this Trish thing,

but I dont think you and I...

Neal, I only want you to...

just hold me.

Ok Nikki I think you need to relax...

What part of 'hold me'

don't you understand a**hole?

I dont want to hold you!

Everyone is watching...

Hey! isn't that your boyfriend Trish?

Who? Where?

There.

You horrible, evil,

manipulative little...

I can explain.

You brought me to Whistler for this?

To make your boyfriend jealous?

I cant believe I fell for this!

Actually it was quite easy.

And now since youre here,

just hold me.

Poor guy doesnt have a clue,

he doesnt know whats going to hit him!

You know what,

I'm going to tell him everything.

I'm going to tell him to run for his life. - No.

I'm telling every guy in this world

to stay away from you! Trish...

Why are you behaving like a girl?

You used me.

I only kissed you

Only? You call that only?

Before kissing something needs

to exist between people.

There needs to be some

sort of relationship.

A kiss is the meeting of

two spirits, two souls, two minds.

Oh for God sakes!

I didnt rape you!

You did worse. You conned me.

I needed your help.

- You should have just asked for it!

Would you have helped me? - No

Don't do that!

What?

Neeeeeeeal. Dont play cute

with me. It wont work.

So what will?

Nothing! Nothing will work!

And what if I get you a girl?

Excuse me? Did you say

what I think you just said?

I'm the Neal!

I don't need your help,

I can get any girl I want!

Really? Then why did you

come to Whistler with me?

L.. I came to see the sights

Aahh. Go ahead pick a girl!

Choose a girl of your choice!

Fine. I can take a girl? That one!

That one?

Yeah! - Done.

Neal, meet my friend Marie

Nikkis been telling me all about you..

Really now

Shes easy, youll get some action!

If what she says is true, then..

Then?

Then we must hang out!

Come by my work..

..at the crab shack at 7,

and well get together

Cool

Stop drooling now, shes gone!

What did you say to her?

Do we have a deal?

Deal! What do I have to do?

You have to make me yours!

Cool. Shall we get a room?

Not like that stupid!

You have to win over my heart!

You have to write poems

praising my beauty..

..and then sing them for

me like songs of love.

The air will be filled with their melody,

they will echo from the mountains..

..rivers and the valleys and

everyone will hum your tunes!!

And when you sing, the whole world

will know what true love means!

Are you totally insane?

Who does these silly things?

You expect me to do this?

Dont be silly.

You performing Amitabh Bachchans songs?

Never! You have to do this.

I want to make Trish jealous!

I want make him beg!

When he sees you making

a complete fool of your self,

he will come running back to me.

Hell beg me to come back to him.

Men! They have small hearts,

small brains, and small.. everything!

Egocentric, possessive,

morons! Except you!

Ok I.. I'll do it, but on one condition.

What?

No more of that kissing stuff huh, please.

Dont worry! Nobody kisses in hindi films!

7i

"With the charming way you come

with the tunes that you hum"

"And with the way you smile."

"I'm in love."

"When we kiss and make up."

"I don't know for what reason."

"I'm in love."

"I've waited for ages."

"O' my God, I'm in love."

"O' my God, I'm in love."

"With rejection, with acceptance"

"And with your every nuance"

"I'm in love"

"Unknowingly and strangely,."

"From now to eternity."

"I'm in love."

"I've waited for ages."

"O' my God, I'm in love."

"O' my God, I'm in love."

"You're my dream,

my love my light."

"I just wanna spend

my life with you."

"Youre the one that

makes me smile."

"I just wanna spend

my life with you."

"Now that youve filled my dreams."

"I want stay in this trance forever!"

"I'm here all around you."

"I'm in your arms with you."

"Believe me, I'm real!."

"In the clay or in the night."

"..with everything that

keeps you within sight.."

in love"

"In sunshine and in rain.."

"..with our meeting time and again.."

in love"

"I've waited for ages."

"O' my God, I'm in love."

"O' my God, I'm in love."

"My darling lets go

chase the stars."

"You're my dream,

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