Neal 'N' Nikki Page #7

was Gurneal Ahluwalia

That would be me!

lam Gurneal Ahluwallia!

You know, GurNEAL Ahluwallia!

You know what you have to do, right?

I know, I have to change my name.

No, GurNEAL!

Go outside and tell everyone..

..that you cant go through

with this wedding.

Why? Why would I do that?

Because you dont want

to marry my cousin!

Sit.

I dont want to...

or you dont want me to?

I dont give a flying...

Fudge!

Really? By looking at you

it doesnt seem like it.

It looks like you give

a flying everything!

Thats what you think!

You know what I think?

I think I should get

married to Sweety.

What? - yes.

I kind of like her,

shes the type of girl..

..you get married to.

Shes not the other type.

What other type?

The type of girls I've recently met...

Dont even go there

Like that girl...

what was her name?

Marie that witch! Or that

man-eating monster Karen?

Or that shameless,

naked girl who took..

..you to see the whales,

what was her name?

Hey, hey! Thats not fair!

Youre hitting below the belt

Oh, I havent even started yet.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm going to tell everyone

what you were doing in Vancouver".

..or rather who you

were doing in Vancouver!

You wouldn't!

Wouldn't I?

Mamma...

Nikki! - What happened darling?

Neal wants to say something

to all of you!

L dO!?

Neal, whats the matter son?

- Nothing.

Nothing at all, nothing, nothing,

what happened? Nothing

Neal wants to marry Sweety.

And he wants it to happen

as soon as possible.

Heartiest congratulations to all!

Marriages are made in heaven

Congratulations, Gurneal Ahluwallia!

Ok Nikki Bakshi, I will get married..

...but I'll make you dance

on my wedding clay!

"I've locked eyes with

a beautiful girl."

"I've locked eyes with

a beautiful girl."

7i

"Let's dance my friend,

I've locked eyes with her!"

"Let's rock my friend,

I've locked eyes her!"

"My love, I'm not going

to sleep tonight."

"My love, I'm not going

to sleep tonight."

"As today our eyes have met."

"As today our eyes have met."

"Dancing the night because

I've locked eyes with her."

"The feeling is right because

I've locked eyes with her."

"Party all night because

I've locked eyes with her."

"The music's so right because

I've locked eyes with her."

"Since our eyes have met,

I'm going to dance with you."

"With anklets on I'm going

to dance with you."

"Show me your moves if you

want to dance with me."

"Get in to groove if you want

to dance with me."

"My love, I'm not going

to sleep tonight."

"My love, I'm not going

to sleep tonight."

"As today our eyes have met."

"As today our eyes have met."

"Dancing the night because

I've locked eyes with her."

"The feeling is right because

I've locked eyes with her."

"Party all night because

I've locked eyes with her."

"The music's so right because

I've locked eyes with her."

"I'll flutter my eyes in your arms."

"I'll flutter your heart when I dance."

"I drive you crazy because

I'm making you crave."

"You want me baby because

I'm making you crave."

"My love, I'm not going

to sleep tonight."

"As today our eyes have met."

"I've locked eyes with

a beautiful girl."

"I've locked eyes with

a beautiful girl."

"Let's dance my friend,

I've locked eyes with her!"

"Let's rock my friend,

I've locked eyes her!"

"My love, I'm not going

to sleep tonight."

"As today our eyes have met."

"Dancing the night because

I've locked eyes with her."

"The feeling is right because

I've locked eyes with her."

"Party all night because

I've locked eyes with her."

"The music's so right because

I've locked eyes with her."

Corkscrew?

So, you are getting married to her?

Isn't that what you wanted?

Ok fine, Get married to her!

See if i care...

No! I wont!

You wont?

No because I know you wont

let this wedding happen!

Really? Why?

Why would I do that?

I know you Nikki Bakshi!

You couldnt watch me

dance with Sweety..

..how will you let me marry her?

I hate you, Gurneal Ahluwallia,

I hate you.

Hello, welcome. - Hello!

Heartiest Congratulations!

- To you too!

Here I am, and where are you?

Ah, you must be bringing

the puja plate! Thats where you are...

Aunty where is Nikki?

I dont know, weve also been

searching for her since morning.

Where has she gone?

Nikki where are you?

Hi, hi. Good, How are you?

Listen I need to talk to you

Weve got it all planned out Neal.

In about a week this

whole drama will turn into....

What drama?

If you run out from your own engagement

theres obiviously going to be some drama!

Who is running from the engagement?

You, of course. We couldnt do it

but now you can do it.

Here are the tickets...

And the car is waiting

for you in the back.

I am not running anywhere,

I'm looking for Nikki

Thank you - Nikki?

Wh0s Nikki?

Nikki, my Nikki!

The girl I'm getting married to!

Her name is

Sweety! Not Nikki!

No dude! Youre not getting it.

I get it! Hes lost it.

Hes hysterical.

He cant think straight anymore!

Maybe his suit is too tight.

Sometimes I can't think straight

when I'm wearing tight clothes.

Youre always wearing tight clothes.

- Exactly.

Guys! Guys! Focus!

Look for Nikki!

Neal what are you doing

standing here?

Were all waiting for you.

Come son, come!

Oh I need to check on

all the preparations.

Aunty, has Nikki arrived?

No she hasnt come yet.

I dont know where this girl has gone?

Welcome all. Today we have all

gathered here for the engagement

ceremony of Satwinder Kaur

and Gurneal Ahluwallia.

May God shower

his blessings upon them.

And now they shall exchange

the engagement rings.

No thanks

This is not good!

Where are you Nikki?

I'm going to get engaged.

ls this an engagement ring?

- Yes, son

When this is slipped

into someones finger..

..does it mean you are engaged?

Good, son. Now you understood everything.

And then after the engagement,

its the wedding? - Yes of course!

One second...

Have you seen Nikki?

Nikki? NO

Ok Go back.

It's mine. Hello?

Are you the jerk

who slept with me and..

..is now marrying my cousin sister?

Yes! I'm the jerk

who's marrying your cousin.

So youre not going to

stop this engagement?

No! And if you dont want

this engagement..

..to happen, you know

what have to do!

Yes Gyaniji, where were we?

Shes here!

This engagement cant happen!

Happy, whats happened to you?

I'm not going to allow this

engagement to happen!

I love Sweety, I've loved her

since childhood!

Weve even exchanged vows

over the internet.

I cant live without her.

Whats happening? Sweety and

Neals marriage is confirmed!

I know father that you dont

want me to marry Sweety.

You're always saying

that Sweety is very clever".

..that shell make a mouse out of me..

..and that shes perfect for Neal.

Gvaniji?

But I dont believe it!

Do I look like a mouse?

Sweety, hold this please.

Neal brother,

I'm a lover not a fighter.

But for Sweety I'm ready to fight.

Put 'em up! Put em up, brother.

Happy you cannot marry Sweaty.

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